Back Later
The Czar is departing for a lengthy fact-finding trip with the whole Czar family (Царица, Царевич, and Цесаревич, too!) to Washington, DC, in hopes to discover what GorT does all day.
As a result, it will indeed be a while before we have something to post up here, so with that in mind, here is another Parry Gripp video.
You should play this really loud, especially if you are viewing this in a crowded workplace. See you in a week or so.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.