Found on GorT’s Fridge…NOW WITH MORE ERRATA
Clever lady that Mrs. GorT…
ERRATA: In order to augment the satirical nature of this post, Dr. J. did not credit his source for this post, namely Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend. When another Gormo did some digging, and found that the original source can be found here. Dr. J. apologies to our Ninjababe, Emily Grace (@greatgrace84), and Doug Mataconis (@dmataconis) and Political Math (@politicalmath) for any confusion. Dr. J. will refrain from any such humor in the future without appropriate attribution, even if that diminishes the humor of the post.