GorT Time Travels
The Gormogon influences are felt wide and far. We’ve demonstrated such in various ages and cultures. For those disbelievers, witness two pieces of evidence:
First, coming out of the second Tron movie, Disney has created a Tron cartoon. I have yet to watch it and know not how it’s been reviewed but I thought I’d have a bit of fun and subtly inject myself into that whole “universe”. Star Wars might be next.
(Click to embiggen and if you still can’t spot it, look in the center left on the cubicle wall)
Also, GorT dislikes the Internet Explorer browser. It has to be one of the least used applications on any of my computers. Firefox and Chrome dominate my browsing experience – largely dependent on what I’m doing. For those with Firefox, I’d suggest you click here, note the title and read the list carefully. I blame ‘Puter for point #3 in the list…but whatever, sometimes he needs to have his fun. For those without Firefox, view here. Who needs any photoshopped Back to the Future crap??
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.