Well, this is not entirely the Czar’s fault. The post clearly stated we were on vacation. You cannot expect us to update everything all the time.

Dread and Awful (pun) Czar:

I recently read in “Ur Seyentz 2Day” where researchers at the University of Michigan were studying the “Muni Bond”, where investments of energy could possibly be repaid at a modest rate, but the returns would not be subject to taxation entropy. However, it turns out that the electrons foolishly squander the energy to gain popularity with non-charged subatomic particles that really contribute nothing to the molecule, and end up never returning any energy at all, but rather just demand more from their energy-rich neighbors.

The Muni Bond is used extensively in public buildings and bus systems.

Your minion,
ScottO

Poor guy thinks we forgot about him. Well, not.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.