Fantastic work by GorT on the statistical analysis of our writings. The Czar is bemused when looking at his own word cloud that “DON” appears there in the far right. To wear? A mafia figurehead? A Spanish lord? Ameche?

Curious, though, that GorT feels compelled to add a footnote that he really did use a Hadoop cluster to analyze this stuff. Really: is there anyone reading this site who doesn’t think GorT would do something like that?

Interestingly, you would think that Mandarin basically screams his name every few words based on his word cloud diagram. Just in case you forget.

More disturbing was dear Ghettoputer’s word cloud. If you look at it, you see this:

Okay, right? But if you are like the Czar, you go to the Gormogon server and download the original graphic file, not the compressed thing GorT used. And we noted a strange pixel or two there. By zooming in a great deal, take a look at this (we used a screenshot off our server):

And that is a post you probably don’t want to search for.

Nice work, GorT!

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.