Earhart’s Crash Site
Researchers tracking the potential crash site for Amelia Earhart’s plane. The popular theory is that she and her navigator, Fred Noonan, ran out of fuel over the Pacific Ocean as they were heading towards Howland Island. A contrary theory is that they were on a different course and crashed in an attempt to land near or on Nikumaroro Island. There are various reports of human artifacts found on the island and an account of human bones found but no direct evidence has been found to conclusively link Earhart to Nikumaroro.
The research group is pouring over a large amount of video and sonar data collected. A few frames from the first 30% analyzed has been leaked and shows some time-distorted evidence of the crash. Our public relations department is currently staffed by Sleestak, so I think this is all you’re going to get:
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