Tauntaun Meat, It’s What’s For Dinner…
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2-1B is more than a medical droid, he does much of Dr. J.’s butchering and other mundane culinary prep work on the weekends. |
The Lil Medstudent was enjoying a plate of bacon for breakfast before heading off to the Jedi Academy for lessons in levitating rocks and force choking insolent fools when he asked Dr. J.,”Does tauntaun meat taste good?”
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| You will bring me the LEGO Death Star for Christmas, Santa… |
Dr. J. responded,”My* understanding is that they smell something awful, so I* seriously doubt they taste good…”
It was at this point that the Lil Resident, a mouth full of chocolate chip pancakes, interrupted,”Daddy, pigs smell bad, yet bacon tastes good, and cows, cows definitely smell bad but taste delicious!”
Well played, Lil Resident, well played…
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| Are you using mesquite, Master Jedi… |
* Dr. J. uses the first-person singular when referring to himself amongst friends and family, leaving the third-person singular for you, his gentle readers.
