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The Czar found this on our Twitter feed, and is not sure who retweeted it but that is unimportant.
The Czar knows many of our readers are not on teh tWitter, and may have missed this. If you want to read a first-person encapsulation of everything we have been talking about in regard to Newton, Connecticut, please read this:
Beats anything the Czar could have written. And thank God for that.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.