The Volgi has created the first Christmas Golem. He will be the first to tell you that the first golem was not the clay golem of Jewish folklore, but rather the wood golem, constructed of Lebanese Cedar wood by the mysterious Hasanak, Vizier of the Seljuq Empire (c. 11th century). Confucius chose to create his own wood golem this year, and clan Volgi assisted him with decorating. Dr. J. was informed that  Confucius worked his eldrich ways upon the golem such that it will awaken if one of the little Volgi shake their presents under the ‘tree.’

Ho ho ho, indeed!

Dr. J.