Jindal Agrees With The Czar
Have you read Governor Bobby Jindal’s kick-in-the-pants speech from Charlotte? Read the whole thing, especially if you want to have a really good day.
In the speech, Gov. Jindal lists seven things that Republicans need to do to win elections. Some of them may sound familiar:
- Stop looking backward.
- Expand inclusiveness.
- Demographics are not destiny.
- Stop being the Stupid Party.
- Start controlling the message.
- Change the perception of what Republicans are.
- Focus on getting the job done.
Sigh. You Gormogon readers always get to read the good stuff first.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.