Apparently we have observed that the flagship Dwarf Planet Pluto (the 9th planet, dammit, FREE PLUTO!!!!!#@!)!+!EL@VEENTY!!!!!) has two additional moons, bringing the number up to five namely Charon, Hydra, Nix and now P4 and P5. Because P4 and P5 are sucky names, SETI put up a website where they are polling the audience for names for Pluto’s 4th and 5th satellites.

Dr. J. voted for Orpheus and Eurydice, as that is one of his favorite Greek myths.

The Czar, ever the traditionalist voted for Persephone and Cerberus as it’s nice to have one’s wife and dog in one’s orbit.

Volgi, ever the abstract thinker went with the personifications of darkness, Erebus  (which he is familiar with, as he spends all night studying and tweeting) and sleep, Hypnos (which he is completely unfamiliar with as he spends all night studying and tweeting.

The Mandarin went with Alecto and wrote in Tisiphone, in part because Alecto is the patron Fury of the Boot to the Gut™, and in part because he likes chicks with whips.

GorT went with Styx and wrote in Rush, as he felt REO Speedwagon was too long a name for a moon.

Puter wrote in Hello and Kitty. “She has no mouth, and yet she must pull some tides,” he said.