Cardinal Stan T. Man not available for selection

Hey, kids, it’s that time again! Time for the 265th Gormogon Papal Conclave Lottery. We may be pulling the strings behind world events, but we let you ignorantly guess as to the outcomes of our schemes!

So, e-mail me, thenotoriousoev at gormogons dot com with the Cardinal you think will end up as the next Maximum Bridgebuilder. First come, first serve, one to a customer, the media’s favorite papabili will probably go fast! Pick André 23, “Bishop or Rapper?” Pick a guy named Zenon! Kick it Ol’ Skool with a Polycarp! Or go with the Donald! It’s up to you!

I’ll try and keep this post at the top with picks alongside the names of the cardinals after the jump.

Winner gets some crazy, possibly papal-themed, oddities from the storerooms of Castle Gormogon.

UPDATE: Oh, good, the “Read More” code doesn’t work with this template [I suspect]. Either GorT will fix it, or I’ll just throw the picked Cardinals at the bottom here. For those who haven’t memorized them, here’s a list at Wikipedia.

Cardinals in the Conclave
(Via Wikipedia, annoying formatting courtesy of this old Blogger template which they haven’t bothered to make adjustable.)

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.