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So Dr. J. decided this morning to head over to the Castle’s server farm in Pueblo, Colorado to check things out. Everything appeared as it should be, but Dr. J. had 2-1B run a level τ diagnostic. so Dr. J. sat down at a terminal and started writing the Sequester Fairy post that mysteriously appeared yesterday while the diagnostic was running. Who should stroll in while Dr. J. was writing, but GorT. He informed Dr. J. that there as a firmware patch for his Time Machine. so he plugged the flux capacitor into the thunderbolt port next to 2-1Bs and began downloading it. He was also playing Rush’s 2112 (3113?) album on iTunes while he was waiting. Just as Dr. J. was hitting send, ‘Puter stumbled in from a late night of Mallort Smoothies at the Leaping Peacock and tripped over 2-1B’s cable, pulling it out. There was a subsequent power surge in the flux capacitor and Dr. J. supposes the mystery is solved.