BG is teh Awsum
Long-time brainpowerfulness BG writes in:
Your Czariness –
Jonah Goldberg initially pointed me in the direction of Castle Gormogon. So it’s immensely satisfying to me when someone responds to a post of mine as below.
rulierose @bg • 20 hours ago −
omg, thank you for this link! I was not familiar with this site, but I bookmarked it now…hilarious.BTW, I doubt very much AP will live up to any of its new rules except to stop referring to illegal aliens as illegals. They’ll go with whatever approved term the powers that be approve of today, and ignore the rules that say they have to specify what makes them illegal, how they came to be illegal, and how we know they’re illegal.
Or, mindful of the truism that the greatest power the media has is the power to ignore, they’ll simply ignore his status and go with, “Joachim McVanderPastel, a native of Mexico, stands in a big box home improvement store parking lot every morning starting at 5:00am, where if he is lucky he will gain day-to-day employment from a series of pickup trucks that might pay him cash to do menial construction or scrap work.”
Next time you read about a car crash involving a drunk driver with a Spanish surname that killed three nuns and an entire elementary school class, see if you can detect anything beyond a few broad hints that he’s here illegally.
— BG
BG, thank you for your recruiting efforts; as a result, when we rule the entire world, you will be awarded the nicer beaches on Maui as your personal playground.
The Gormogons also welcome the obviously intelligent and quite impressive Rulierose to our ranks. Yes. Yes, we are quite often hilarious.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.