As you repeatedly hear, the President is sick and tired of people politicizing everything to make him look bad.

On the Fast and Furious Scandal: The Department of Justice orders gun dealers in the Southwest to sell weapons to obviously bad guys, in the attempt to demonstrate how American weapons easily wind up in Mexico. Law enforcement fails to track the weapons once they leave the shops, and literally hundreds of Mexican citizens and two American law enforcement officers are murdered by these weapons. Paperwork suggests that the intent was to create a crisis so that gun control measures would be more readily accepted by the American public and allow the President to appear tough on crime, but the exposure of the operation, called Fast and Furious, delays action until the news can be swept away. The President’s response: He had no idea what the Justice Department was doing.

On Benghazi Scandal: the President either needed an October surprise in the form of a salved protest or was secretly trying to get back weapons given to the wrong crowd; when al-Qāʿidah attacked, and four Americans died, the State Department knowingly lied and claimed the event was a non-event caused by a video. This was done to prevent the Romney campaign from proving how utterly inept the President is at foreign policy. The President’s response: He had no idea what the State Department or the Intelligence Community was doing, but they gave him bad information.

On the IRS Scandal: the IRS began to delay or deny essential tax-exempt status to conservative groups such as Tea Party organizations or conservative Jewish groups—across the country— to neutralize or offset their ability to raise campaign funds for non-Democratic candidates in 2012. The widespread nature and uniform execution of the policy indicates very high-level involvement; Democrat-friendly groups were not delayed or denied, indicating this was done expressly to assist the President in his campaign. The President’s response: He had no idea what the Treasury Department was doing.

On the AP Phone Scandal: the President claimed that al-Qāʿidah was substantively finished and would pose no threat to Americans on the anniversary of Usâma bin-Lâdin’s death. When the Associated Press was about to release a story that a major terrorist attack was intercepted on the anniversary of Usâma bin-Lâdin’s death, completely contradicting the President during the 2012 campaign and making him look like an idiot on fighting terror. Because the story was leaked to the AP, the Department of Justice illegally seized phone records of AP journalists in an attempt to learn the source of the embarrassing information.The President’s response: He had no idea what the Justice Department was doing.

Let us see if we can figure out the pattern here. People who report to the President attempt to make him look tough and competent; through their actions, people die or have their Constitutional rights violated. The President has absolutely no idea what is happening.

Now let us reduce that further: People who report to the President attempt to make him look competent. The President has absolutely no idea what is happening. Allow us to simply that yet again: the President is an idiot and everyone around him knows this.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.