Either President Obama or his many followers are the most petty, thin-skinned, and ill-tempered man-children in politics.

Of course, the Czar is referring to this ridiculous rodeo clown incident. This was never a problem before, when the rodeo clowns dressed up in Bush, Clinton, Bush, and Reagan masks. Only now is it a problem, when the rodeo goofs on their Precious Saint.

Let the Czar explain why the Left is so full of crap on this, and why this temper tantrum ensures that two-thirds of Americans will continue to identify as Not Liberal.

In 2006, some liberal film makers made a piece of fantasy called Death of a President, which depicted the off-screen assassination of President George W. Bush, and how President Cheney would be vile and awful enough to enact all sorts of government invasions of your privacy, break Constitutional law with executive actions, and all sort of other things that Barack Obama does pretty much every week now.

Most Americans were offended, not because it called for the assassination of anyone—it most certainly depicted the assassin as a scumbag—but because it was an anti-Bush message that had no trouble using the idea of his assassination as agitprop.

The Left, when given the chance, refused to condemn the movie and in fact decided, mostly without seeing it, that this was fair political oppositional commentary. Hey, if you can’t take it as harmless political commentary, then you have the problem.

And so the bar was lowered to below-limbo possibility. Hey, liberals: if you want the majority of the country to be offended by a guy in an Obama mask, you should have condemned the Bush movie. You had your chance.

Now reap the product of your ignorance.

But this discrepancy is resolved like it has been so many times before: it’s okay to make a movie depicting the death of a Republican president, because he’s a stupid or evil Republican. Obama is a man of the Left, and the Left is the Good, and the Good is the Left. Make harmless fun of that, and you must be truly evil.

In the end, the Left doesn’t get why Americans aren’t horrified by a rodeo clown in Missouri defiling their One True Prophet. The answer is because we used up our horror over your disrespect years ago. We just have no more to waste on you.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.