Free Security Advice
Borepatch, who watches this sort of thing for us, wants you to know that if you are one of the handful of people who still use Internet Explorer, you may be in trouble. This is a much more serious issue than Microsoft is letting on, as it effects most if not all versions of IE.
If you are using the 32-bit version of Internet Explorer, click here to fix the problem yourself. Microsoft will be pushing this out on Tuesday, but Borepatch advises you not wait until then.
Mac users can ignore this, and can laugh themselves into complacency still believing that Safari is safe and secure. (IE may be more secure than Safari, but what are you gonna do? Use an alternative like Chrome or Firefox?)
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.