Being Liberal Means Never Having To Say You’re Sorry
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| Except for the Black kid, every one of the people in this picture is to blame for Obamacare’s abject failure to deliver anything it promised. |
Actually, being liberal means never having to acknowledge your policies have tradeoffs. At least until the idiots dupes voters wise up.
Liberal Democrats sold ObamaCare on the promise that if Americans liked their insurance plan, Americans could keep their insurance plan. Liberals and media ignored timely Republican critiques that this promise was not possible, claiming Republicans were stupid, liars or both.
Liberals sold ObamaCare on the promise that it would result in millions of more Americans being insured. Liberals and media ignored timely Republican critiques that ObamaCare would result in more Americans lacking insurance, claiming Republicans were stupid, liars or both.
Liberal Democrats are now pushing a minimum wage increase on the promise that it will have no negative impact on jobs or the economy. Liberals and media ignore timely Republican critiques that while increasing the minimum wage may give some additional money to “the poor,” it will also cost thousands of jobs and weaken the economy.
Unfortunately for liberals and Democrats, their policies caused exactly the results Republicans claimed. Even more unfortunately for Democrats, it wasn’t some easily discreditable conservative website beclowning Democrats, it was the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office headed by center-left economists.
Democrats promise their policies will have no cost, only upside for Americans. Barack Obama was elected twice using this strategy. Unfortunately for Democrats, Americans have figured out Mr. Obama, the Democrats and the media sold them a bill of goods. Americans will forgive a lot in their politicians. Again, unfortunately for Democrats, lying to their constituents isn’t one of those things.
2014’s midterm elections are coming, and despite the best efforts of media, it’s not going to be pretty for Democrats.
Always right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this.
’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial and legal advisor. He successfully defended us against a lawsuit from a liquor distributor worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in unpaid deliveries of bootleg shandies.
The Geep has an IQ so high it is untestable and attempts to measure it have resulted in dangerously unstable results as well as injuries to researchers. Coincidentally, he publishes intelligence tests as a side gig.
His sarcasm is so highly developed it borders on the psychic, and he is often able to insult a person even before meeting them. ’Puter enjoys hunting small game with 000 slugs and punt guns, correcting homilies in real time at Mass, and undermining unions. ’Puter likes to wear a hockey mask and carry an axe into public campgrounds, where he bursts into people’s tents and screams. As you might expect, he has been shot several times but remains completely undeterred.
He assures us that his obsessive fawning over news stories involving women teachers sleeping with young students is not Freudian in any way, although he admits something similar once happened to him. Uniquely, ’Puter is unable to speak, read, or write Russian, but he is able to sing it fluently.
Geep joined the order in the mid-1980s. He arrived at the Castle door with dozens of steamer trunks and an inarticulate hissing creature of astonishingly low intelligence he calls “Sleestak.” Ghettoputer appears to make his wishes known to Sleestak, although no one is sure whether this is the result of complex sign language, expert body posture reading, or simply beating Sleestak with a rubber mallet.
‘Puter suggests the Czar suck it.