Long-time Operative erc comments:

“Operative KH, who is in charge of our moon cratering project“….congratulations, Your Czarness. It’s working! / erc

Is it ever! Check out some video:

What’s great for the Czar, personally, is not so much the incredible success we have been having on one of our secret projects, but the utter lack of—for want of a better explanation—the screaming, yelling, Dat Ho crumpled up and crying in his dog bed under the stairs, Sleestak shuffling through the carpeted hallways oblivious to the roaring fire on his arm, the Mandarin beating some reel-to-reel computer with a shoe, and Ghettoputer laughing hysterically at the whole scene before slipping off his bar stool and thunking his jaw into the edge of the table. Picture that, and the moon cratering project has been pretty much the opposite of that.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.