Lest you doubt our power, understand that the reach of the Gormogons extends everywhere. Yes, even Aisle 17 of Wal-Mart, where they sell those tiki torches. But you might ask whether our reach includes some of the more remote parts, and indeed, our answer is “Cointeny!”

Oh dread and powerful Czar,

Might this humble minion offer some observations from the whitened (by 6″ of snow) steppes?

The local Democrats are mum on Wendy Davis, speaking neither for nor against. In fact, one would think that there is no Democrat running for governor. Even the local die-hard Socialist Democrat (yes, he uses “workers lack access to the means of production” in his writings) has neither endorsed nor denounced Ms. Davis. The utter silence is most unusual.

Neither have any Democrat candidates, other than those vying for local office, run ads or visited the Northern Steppes of Texas. Granted, this may be more due to their desire not to waste money on a socially-conservative, low-population region, than to local candidates saying, “No, thank you, really. Please stay home until the weather improves. Say, in October?”

Your humble correspondent from the lower uplands,

LittleRed1

Six inches of snow? What’s that like? Muscovy is buried, right now, under feet of it.

Thanks, LittleRed1, for proving us right yet again. No, not about Wendy Davis, but about how smart our operatives are!

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.