1,500,000 Thank Yous - The Gormogons

Our reach is vast.

This morning, your Gormogon overlords had their 1.5 millionth hit. This translates to a hit about every thirty seconds since our inception. Over seven thousand and six hundred posts later and the hits keep coming. We knew it was going to occur this week, but The Czar’s post on MH370 alone has over 3000 hits and put us over the top.

Thank you to you, our gentle readers for coming back everyday to bask in our brilliance.

First Jerry Lewis, and now us!

Interestingly, his post went viral in France of all places where a blog posted the top five conspiracy theories, and it is clear to Dr. J. that the Czar’s humor is lost on the French. Indeed, Jean-Casimir Baluze never got his jokes back in the day. They write

Théorie des Gormogons: Pour cette société secrète britannique fondée en 1724, la vérité est aussi ailleurs: «Le Boeing 777 est tombé dans un trou noir ou dans une dimension parallèle. Il file actuellement vers l’époque préhistorique de Long Island», affirment-ils sur leur site Internet.

Or, via Google Translation, as Dr. J. doesn’t speak French (Volgi, want to polish this up?):

Theory Gormogons: For the British secret society founded in 1724, the truth is otherwise: “The Boeing 777 has fallen into a black hole or in a parallel dimension. He is currently leading to the prehistoric era of Long Island “, they say on their website.

Twenty Minutes of France didn’t even give The Czar, ‘Puter or Mandy a shout out.

Dr. J.