But This One Goes to 1@!#EELEVENTY!@!
Sleestak sported this number and was immediately tossed in the castle moat.
The Czar and Volgi were kicking around in the Castle Rumpus room late last week and decided that they’d do some sprucing up of the place. Their first target? The website. After hours and hours of beating their heads against the wall with Blogger and the restrictions that Google has in place on that platform, they gave up. Right around that time GorT flashed into this time stream and decided that the Gormogons should step it up a notch. We’ve got things to share with our followers, minions and the rest of the world and the Blogger platform wasn’t getting it done (“Git ‘er Done” yells ‘Puter from the corner).
GorT set off and using a transdimensional arcing plasma refraction torch (in the 40 watt range), he whipped together the site you now see. It has a few bonus features (one being a broader control over the look to include the fonts) and some future ideas which we’ll unveil over the next few months. If you find any issues, please drop GorT a line and let us know.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.