The Gormogons Have Obtained the FBI Memo!
Here it is, pulled from the trembling hand of my most obsequious Okhrana agent. It’s the memo you’ve all been waiting for!
TO: ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰
FROM:▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰
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DATE:▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ 23, 2▰1;▰▰
RE: D▰n▰▰▰ T▰▰▰▰ campaign
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▰ ▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ but ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ if both ▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰.
▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰ running ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ dingus ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ children's author. ▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ melons ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ closed at 5. ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰ ▰▰? ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰ ▰▰▰ ▰▰▰ ▰ an entire Fleetwood Mac album, which was not available on CD until A▰ril of that month. Even so, ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ but ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ could say “Madame President,” which would be ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ing believeable. ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰ especially with her husband's history. But, ▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰.
To reiterate, ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰
▰ ▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ but ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ if both ▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰.
▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰ running ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ dingus ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ children's author. ▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ melons ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ closed at 5. ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰ ▰▰? ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰ ▰▰▰ ▰▰▰ ▰ an entire Fleetwood Mac album, which was not available on CD until A▰ril of that month. Even so, ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ but ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ could say “Madame President,” which would be ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ing believeable. ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰ especially with her husband's history. But, ▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰ until further notice.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.