At least, we think you did. Perhaps hope is a better word.

Anyhow, the Gormogons are pleased to announce Season 3.0 of our award-not-winning-or-remotely-nominated podcast series is about to start production.

This season promises even more episodes will be added to our library, available to your left on the side of the screen. The Czar doesn’t mean we’re doing more episodes per season, but when we’re done with the third season, the sum total of all episodes will have increased over where they were last year.

So you can expect more information, fun, chaos, and rambling hilarity pretty soon. Check out Twitter, where you can submit questions for us to answer. If you’re not a Twitter-type, you can always send the Czar or GorT an email (we check ours, unlike the others) and we’ll include your question in our show. Our addresses are to the left as well.

But first, a little behind-the-scenes: what goes into making a podcast?

Basically, we record stuff, edit it, and post it.

The hardest part? Getting ‘Puter to read his email. Seriously, he may not even know he’s working on this. It’s pathetic.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.