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A Word about Energy

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Last week Mitt Romney released his energy plan should he be elected to office in November. It consists  deregulating the heavily regulated petroleum and nuclear industries and opening publicly owned sites to facilitate the tapping into American and North American … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Convention, Economic policy, Energy, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Republicans, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

An Obama with Nothing to Lose

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s WSJ sweetheart wrote this column last week. Reading it should be enough to get any freedom loving American out to vote: Just as important are the things Mr. Obama will not do. His record gives no indication he … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Kim Strassel, WSJ

Rent is better in the original Klingon

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. picked this up on the InterStellar Network feed: Like Shakespeare, Rent is better in Klingon than in translation. h/t The Daily What – TDW Geek Dr. J.

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Posted in Broadway, Humor, Musicals, Nerds, Rachel Bloom, Rent, Star Trek

Mailbag – Mondotastic Cost Curves

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Friend of the Gormogons, Professor Mondo (who you should be reading EVERYDAY, BTW…) writes in: Hey, Doc –  In the quote from your double-barreled Obamacare post, you quote Dr. Kripalani thus: “So, which would we rather have — a hospital … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Mailbag, Professor Mondo

You have to pass the bill…Part 23.

The Gormogons Posted on August 23, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Typically Dr. J. gives his gentle readers one required reading assignment in a post, but serendipitously there were two articles today worth reading regarding everybody’s favorite campaign issue, Obamacare, also known as the albatross around the neck of the economy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Shameless Romney 2012ing

Our Ways are Mysterious…

The Gormogons Posted on August 23, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Czar wanted it named Hurricane…SQUIRREL! but we felt that was too obvious. Yesterday, our friend Scott O. @gscottoliver from the silver state of Nevada who blogs from his corner office tweeted this in response to concerns about Hurricane Issac … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Hurricane, Minions, Nevada, Republicans, The Mandarin, Todd Akin, Twitter

Mailbag – Casual Friday and Casual FLOTi

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

FLOTUSes? FLOTi rhymes better. Whatever. The Great Merlin writes in regarding Dr. J.’s state dinner polemic: Dearest Dr. J,  As one medical system (non-clinical) employee to another (your most worshipful doctorness, whose needs I merely exist to serve), I’m surprised … Continue reading →

Posted in FLOTUS, Force Lightning, Golf, Mailbag, Sith Lord

Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now?

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Todd, Dr. J. will lend you his Imperial Shuttle, as it  is the crunkiest Gormomobile this side of Mandy’s  lime-green Fiero. Marvin K. Mooney was Dr. J.’s favorite Dr. Seuss book growing up. In this tale, Marvin K. Mooney is asked by … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Missouri, Todd Akin, United States Senate

Where’s the Beef?!?

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The reason America loves her First Ladies is because in addition to playing a role as a partner to the President in his role as head of state as America’s hostess and America’s ‘better half,’ modern First Ladies get behind … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, 20th Century, 21st Century, Barbara Bush, cooking, FLOTUS, Michelle Obama, Nancy Reagan, nutrition, The Michelle Obama Amateur Hour, The Obama Amateur Hour

Tauntaun Meat, It’s What’s For Dinner…

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

2-1B is more than a medical droid, he does much of Dr. J.’s butchering and  other mundane culinary prep work on the weekends. The Lil Medstudent was enjoying a plate of bacon for breakfast before heading off to the Jedi … Continue reading →

Posted in Breakfast, Death Star, Humor, Jedis, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Star Wars

Uh, no, not really…

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

She has no mouth, and yet she must crush the ponies in this debate. Hello Kitty is for Puter and little girls, please make amends you ignorant Brony Bloggers… Dr. J.

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Posted in And yet she must scream, Bronies, Hello Kitty, My Little Pony

Gotham Class Reunion

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

What has fair Katherina been doing lately? h/t – Not Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend, someone else… Dr. J.

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Posted in 1990s, Batman, High School, Humor, Shakespeare

The Greatest Advance In Medicine

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice… Gentle Readers, After Dr. J. posts this, he is off to attend a memorial of a late, great senior colleague, emeritus, Dr. B. Dr. J. has known Dr. B. since Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Lil Resident, Medical Education, Medicine, Memorial, Mentors, Minions

Mailbag – Two Tiers for Two Americas

The Gormogons Posted on August 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Borepatch writes: Dr. J,  In re; your excellent post about the likely outcome of Obamacare – a 2-tier health care system similar to the one in the UK where the Government system stinks and anyone who can uses the private … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Borepatch, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

How Obamacare Rations Delivery of Health Care

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Obamacare? Not impressed! Whether you live in a free-market economy or a top-down command and control communist economy, all goods and services are rationed. In the abstract, in a free-market economy, goods and services are rationed by the actions of … Continue reading →

Posted in McKayla Maroney, Not Impressed, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour, Wall Street Journal - WSJ

My Little Action Figures…Geekdom is Magic

The Gormogons Posted on August 14, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

FoG Borepatch linked to this My Little Cthulhu action figure over at Deviant Art created someone by the moniker spippo: Your Gormogons, as fans of Lovecraft truly appreciate the craftsmanship of this pony. Dr. J. thought he’d share a few … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Art, Bronies, Communists, He-Man, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, My Little Pony, Watchmen

Quantitative Yoda!

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Kinda looks like a New York deli Black and White Cookie, don’t it? Dr. J.

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Posted in Jedis, Math class is hard, Philosophy, Star Wars, Yoda

UPDATE – The DNC Response – Paul Ryan Style

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Seriously, how hard do you think her password was? Hint: easy as DWS123… UPDATE – 2-1B Reconstructed the DNC Opposition Research Database and linked it to the previously posted email.  To: MSMList@DNC.org From: Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chair, DNC Re: Vice … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Democrats, DNC, Paul Ryan, Republicans, Shameless Romney 2012ing

Not a Cuss Word

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. Krauthammer writes at NRO today: There are two ways to run against Barack Obama: stewardship or ideology. You can run against his record, or you can run against his ideas. Liberals castigate their opponents using the term ideologue. Basically, an … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Charles Krauthammer, Democrats, ideology, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Puppies, Republicans

Paul Ryan Pr0n – Ryan vs. Obama

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This better not be a tease, Mitt… Dr. J.

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Posted in Federal Budget, ObamaCare, Paul Ryan, The Obama Amateur Hour

Breaking: Romney VP Leaked!

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Your Gormogons masters, the puppet-masters of the puppet-masters we are, have chosen to reveal to you, our devoted readers, a picture obtained from the Romney ’12 VP announcement pre-party this evening… With a name like Maroney, how could he take … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, And yet she must scream, Hello Kitty, London, McKayla Maroney, Mormons, Moroni, Olympics, Paul Ryan, Shameless Romney 2012ing

Clearing the Field – Not Just For Elections Anymore…

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Tarkin knew that if you take out Alderaan, smaller systems will toe the line.Take out HCA, and the same will happen with smaller for-profits. Dr. J. caught this little factoid in the news the other day, but hasn’t had a … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Cardiovascular Disease, Coronary Artery Disease, Death Star, DoJ, Eric Holder, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Myocardial Infarction, The Obama Amateur Hour

There’s a word for that!

The Gormogons Posted on August 9, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

He looks pretty worked up about something, doesn’t he? He’s got a good logo, all he needs is a nifty hat and some medals. In a speech in Pueblo, Colorado 81009 (a ZIP Dr. J. knows from those ads on … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Liberal Fascism, The Obama Amateur Hour

The DNC Response to the VP Pick

The Gormogons Posted on August 9, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

2-1B hacked into DNC headquarters and found this missive in Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s Drafts Box: To: MSMList@DNC.org From: Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chair, DNC Re: Vice Presidential Candidate <VP Candidate Firstname> <VP Candidate Secondname> We are shocked and appalled at Governor … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Democrats, Shameless Romney 2012ing

Olympic Game Theory: Lose Battle, Win War

The Gormogons Posted on August 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

What? Did you expect pictures of badminton players or the dude from Algeria? Walsh-Jennings and May-Treanor are the role models here! This may sound like Dr. J. coming to the subject late, but Dr. J. has been pondering this issue … Continue reading →

Posted in Algeria, Beach volleyball (God help us), China, Game Theory, Games People Play, Kerry Walsh Jennings, London, Math class is hard, Misty May Treanor, Olympics, Track and Field

The First Doctor?!?!?

The Gormogons Posted on August 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

She even had companions and prior companions… Rumor has it, Helen Mirren would be willing to play a Time Lord… h/t – SWFBF Dr. J.

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Posted in 19th Century, British Literature, Doctor Who, England, Helen Mirren, Humor, Julie Andrews, Literature, London, Science Fiction

Party Mutant’s in the House Tonight…

The Gormogons Posted on August 7, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Party Rock Anthem is one of the Lil Medstudent’s favorite songs. When Dr. J. saw this on spooky witchy FB friend’s page today, he just had to share it with you: For those not familiar with the X-Men, this is … Continue reading →

Posted in Comic Books, Hip Hop, Lil Medstudent, Music

And the Good Sportsmanship Award goes to…

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Kirani James of Grenada! Dr. J. was up late last night watching Olympic coverage, including the semifinals of the 400m dash. Grenada’s Kirani James placed first in the race while South African runner Oscar Pistorius came in last. For those … Continue reading →

Posted in Engineering, Materials Science, Olympics, Sportsmanship, Track and Field, Winning

Second Place is First Loser: or Hope for the Next Generation

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. had the same look on his face on a rainy November Saturday in fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh grade… Dr. J. played recreational soccer growing up. After an undefeated inaugural season, followed by an ever-defeated second season, Papa … Continue reading →

Posted in american exceptionalism, Gymnastics, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, McKayla Maroney, Olympics, Papa J., Sports

Life on Mars!

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Mars rover Curiosity has landed and has already discovered life. Below is one of the first pictures relayed from the probe!*†‡ Excuse me, but you parked on my Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator… * Image found on the Chuck … Continue reading →

Posted in Curiousity, Get Your Ass to Mars, Humor, Looney Tunes, Mars Rover, Marvin the Martian, NASA

Review – Mountain Lion

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

It just works…again…finally. For a full and detailed review, please to Ars Technica for John Siracusa’s review. Dr. J. downloaded Mountain Lion in a fit of desperation. Dr. J.’s iMac was dropping its connection every time it woke from sleep … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Internet, WiFi

Mailbag – Title IX-tastic

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative FJR writes in on a cocktail napkin from a lil beer joint off the Lee Highway: Dr J,  I don’t know if you have watched any of the women’s boxing but I happened to be watching a match when … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012, Cold War, Gymnastics, London, Olga Korbut, Olympics, Wardrobe Malfunction

Mailbag – Church & State

The Gormogons Posted on August 5, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, our first missive comes from PC who writes: Dear Dr. J.,  The Catechism of the Catholic Church defines the sacraments as “efficacious signs of grace, instituted by Christ and entrusted to the Church, by which divine life is … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

My Little GaGa

The Gormogons Posted on August 3, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Vodka is magic… h/t What would Tyler Durden do, wwtdd.com Dr. J.

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Posted in Bronies, Convent of the Sacred Heart, Crazy Lady, Fashion, Humor, Lady Gaga

Introducing Minion…

The Gormogons Posted on August 3, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. showing Minion the light(ning)… Dr. J. has a Berkeley brainwashed minion who he holds in high esteem. The young man, despite being a lefty, is an otherwise good and decent human being, and a fine physician (who knew, … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Government Run Healthcare, HHS Mandate, Minion, Sith Lord

Chick-Fil-A – The Musical

The Gormogons Posted on August 2, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. was listening to the PM AM talk-radio guy last night, and of course discussion of Chick-Fil-A appreciation day was the order of the day. During his show, he played this song, written by Tim Hawkins as a tribute … Continue reading →

Posted in Chick-Fil-A, Chickens, Freedom, Gay Marriage, Humor, Religion, talk radio, This meal really sucks, This song really sucks

LEGOlympics

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. found these videos at the U.K. guardian website. They are a series of LEGOified highlight reels. The first was highlights of the US v. France men’s basketball game. The second was a replay of the Germany v. South … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012, Basketball, Fencing, Gymnastics, Lego, London, Olympics, This Olympics Really Sucks, United Kingdom

Rich Politician Tries to Buy Election

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

When a politician spends his own hard earned cash to fund his political campaign, cries of, “OH NOES!!!!one!!!!* teh rich ownz the guvm’nt!!!” have been known to occur. Indeed self made men such as John Corzine, who didn’t do it … Continue reading →

Posted in Campaign Finance, Charity, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour, You Tube

Swimming Follow Up

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has a touch of the insomnia, so he went to the London 2012 results page and ran the numbers on the Ye/Lochte controversy. This graph represents Ye and Lochte’s split times for each pool length. This is where … Continue reading →

Posted in China, London, Math class is hard, Olympics, Ryan Lochte, Swimming

Olympic Non-trovercies

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The thrill of victory… This article was linked to on Drudge, the other day. Basically, Ye Shiwen, a female Chinese swimmer and 2012 gold medalist enjoyed a 28.9(3) split in the last 50 m of the women’s 400 IM, compared … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012, Gymnastics, Jordyn Wieber, London, Olympics, Ryan Lochte, Swimming, This Olympics Really Sucks, Ye Shiwen

Dr. J. addresses GorT’s issues with I-95

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Still not as confusing as beltway traffic… Dear GorT, First, Dr. J. apologizes for taking an internet meme that went disturbingly viral unbeknownst to him and  satirically attributing it to your refrigerator. He only did that because you are not only … Continue reading →

Posted in Cardiovascular Disease, City Planning, Gormogon Infighting, Physiology, Traffic

Eye Want a Chicken Sandwich

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Much ado about chicken…what’s next, air conditioners? Oh, wait… The Chick-Fil-A non-troversy is a frustrating one for religious conservatives. The Catholic Church’s stance on homosexuality, as well described here by ‘Puter, describes a calling and a challenge for gay Catholics … Continue reading →

Posted in Bane, Batman, Chickens, Dark Knight, Gay Marriage, Leftism, Meme, New York, Progressives, Robert George, Roman Catholics, Utopia

Found on GorT’s Fridge…NOW WITH MORE ERRATA

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Clever lady that Mrs. GorT… ERRATA: In order to augment the satirical nature of this post, Dr. J. did not credit his source for this post, namely Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend. When another Gormo did some digging, and found that … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Club Gormogon

Sucky rules still suck

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Citius, Altius, Fortius, unless you put in the third best performance on your team. Clan J. gathered around the holoscreen last night to watch the women’s gymnastics qualification round. NBC’s coverage was only trivially problematic, because the United States were … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Diversity, Dr. J., France, Gymnastics, Leftism, Olympics, Progressives, Romania, Rule of Law, Russia, The Agony of Defeat

The 2012 Olympics Salute The Welfare State

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Five Rings for Foolish Progressives in their Posh Salons… The Opening Ceremonies are intended to be a window onto the history and culture of the sponsor nation. Indeed, the Vancouver Opening Ceremony was a celebration of the Inuit culture, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Burkina Faso, Chinese Taipei, London, Olympics, OMD, Progressives, Utopia, Welfare

Dr. J.’s WSJ Sweetheart strikes again…

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Shoot that poison arrow through my heaaarrrt… Dr. J.’s buddy Kim Strassel has a piece on the WSJ opinion page regarding Obama’s “You Didn’t Build That” moment. Dr. J. has struggled to provide analysis of that speech that the President … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC, Dr. J., Kim Strassel, Martin Fry, New Wave, Roanoke, The Obama Amateur Hour, Wall Street Journal - WSJ

In which The Doctor waxes poetic on the Olympics

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Not that Doctor, Dr. J., and you know how he’ll light the torch! ZZZZZZZZAP! A broken clock is right twice a day and a bat-shit crazy one-world-government progressive type can sure throw a terrific party once every two years. Tonight … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012, Americans, Cold War, Crusades, Doctor Who, Dr. J., England, London, Nationalism, Olympics, USA

Mailbag – Second Opinion Edition

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Gentle Reader may recall Dr. J.’s discussion regarding third party payors and how that model has contributed to the rapidly escalating cost of healthcare. You may also recall how a gentleman who goes by the handle Cziltang, and blogs … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Friend of Gormogons, Mailbag

You should see the Castle budget…

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Batman’s pales in comparison, as Volgi and the Czar made some smart investments per GorT’s foresight. That being said, Dr. J. saw this infographic and found it fun: Dr. J.

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Posted in Uncategorized

How Things Work: Science Grad School

The Gormogons Posted on July 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Christian Bale, seen here visiting shooting victims in Colorado, has not received a $26K grant from the NIH. He is Batman, however… Your Gormogons have always been strong proponents of intellectual honesty, making our case with sound logic, reason, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, CBS News, Drudge Report, John Stewart, Journalism, NIH, NSF

A Patient Perspective on Dr. J.-care

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has written at great length regarding his opinion on Obamacare and the creeping control government has had on the health-care system through payment (medicare/medicaid), legislation and regulation. What he didn’t give is a patient’s perspective. One Cziltang does … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Pain

Public Service Announcement

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Friends don’t let friends drink spirits on the rocks. A public service announcement by the Council for Neat Spirit Consumption Dr. J.

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Posted in Alcohol, Humor

A Little Office Anthropology…

The Gormogons Posted on July 21, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Captain Sheridan (the Example) had his doubter (Garibaldi), Instigator (Kosh), Taskmaster (Ivanova), Connectors (G’Kar and the Doctor, and Cheerleader (Delenn). Dr. J. was turned on to this article by a childhood chum who lives in the cubicle trenches of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Babylon 5, Friends, Nerds, Office Politics, Work Wives

Possibly clever by half…

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

As Dr. J. alluded to on Friday, Stephanie Cutter a spokesperson from the Obama campaign suggested that Mr. Romney is either a felon, or a liar because there are SEC filings with his name and signature after he stopped working … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

A Prediction…

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Despite all of the hype surrounding the possibility that Mitt Romney may pick Condi Rice has his VP, Dr. J. suspects that he will not, because despite her plusses (intelligent, charismatic, very knowledgeable regarding foreign policy), she has some minuses … Continue reading →

Posted in Banshees, Eleventy, Leftism, Paul Ryan, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

Dream Team vs. Delusion Team

The Gormogons Posted on July 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. knows the Dream Team, the Dream Team are friends of his…Kobe, you are no Dream Teamer Back in 1989, Dr. J. spent the summer with a family in Spain as part of an exchange. Dr. J.’s amigo, who … Continue reading →

Posted in Basketball, Dr. J., Michael Jordan, Olympics, Spanish Basketball

Welcome to the Future, Mr. McFly! UPDATED – NOW WITH A SLICE OF HUMBLE PIE!

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Heh, fool Dr. J. once, shame on you, fool him twice, shame on him. Apparently the year was photoshopped. Mandy’s now got 3 years to whip up a hover skate board for Dr. J.  Dr. J. still feels old.  Now … Continue reading →

Posted in DeLorean, Marty McFly, Michael J. Fox, This movie really sucks, Time Travel

An Actual Spider-Man Review

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. took in the Amazing Spider-Man with Clan J. and the Lil Med-Student’s wacky sidekick who, unbeknown to us took in the movie a few days prior and proceeded to inform Dr. J. and the Lil MedStudent about everything … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., The Amazing Spider-Man, The Czar of Muscovy, This movie really sucks

Dr. J. reveals the Window’s 9.0 Logo…

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. only thought it looked fair to take a peek into what Microsoft has to offer three years from now. C: /> 9 (2015) What’s old is new again. The folks at The Verge have posted a timeline of … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Command Line, Humor, Microsoft, Nerds

Life lessons from Sir Mix A-lot

The Gormogons Posted on July 7, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

DJ Vinyl Scratch, play it! Dr. J.

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Posted in 1992, Bond—James Bond, Bronies, Hip Hop, Humor, Nostalgia

Dr. J.’s Journo-crush Goes to Town on Obama’s Fiat-tastic 3 1/2 years…

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Kim Strassel has her finger on the pulse of American Politics… As you know, Megan McArdle is ‘Puter’s Blogosphere Girlfriend. Dr. J.’s, journo-crush is political editor, Kim Strassel over at the Wall Street Journal. Today, she writes one of two … Continue reading →

Posted in Kim Strassel, The Obama Amateur Hour, Wall Street Journal - WSJ

#Mandles – A hashtag waiting to happen…

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yet another sign of the looming apocalypse. Dr. J. was listening to the New Atlantis AM AM guy on the radio today on the drive to work, and this Businessweek article became the target of ridicule. Apparently the Yankee Candle … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, candles, Club Gormogon, Gifts, Humor, Metrosexuals, zombie apocalypse

The Problem with Third Party Payors

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Galactic Senate also voted away its citizens’ freedom… Dr. J. has said many times (and use our De Gormogonorum Mysteriis to search if you don’t believe him) that if you want high quality healthcare at the lowest costs possible, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, Dr. J., ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour, Wall Street Journal - WSJ

Another take on Schrodinger’s Tax…

The Gormogons Posted on July 5, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Like Odin, G’Kar lost an eye and gained wisdom… By way of a post script, Jamie Jeffords, over at The Eye of Polyphemus, a law school grad takes a stab at it. The cynic in me thinks the Supreme Court … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare

My Little AT-AT…

The Gormogons Posted on July 4, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Imperial Armies are Magic…just saying… Dr. J.

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Posted in Bronies, Humor, Nerds

In Which Dr. J. Agrees with The Czar and ‘Puter…

The Gormogons Posted on July 4, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Never trust the guy who says, “I will be Chancellor…” Dr. J. has yet to discuss the Obamacare decision because he was out of town, but more on that later. He wanted the opportunity to read Chief Justice Robert’s decision … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, 2012 Election, Ben Franklin, Dr. J., Economics, Gormogon Infighting, ObamaCare, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Czar Reads HR 3200

On The Road Again…

The Gormogons Posted on June 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Are you threatening me, master choreographer? It’s that time of year again… The Lil Resident is heading to the Palmetto State for a national dance tournament. She and her team are defending their title from last year. Clan J. is … Continue reading →

Posted in Dance, Dr. J., Lil Resident, South Carolina

Tragedy in China – A Warning for ‘Puter

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Friends don’t let friends watch soccer… As many of you know, our beloved ‘Puter is a soccer fan (or football, as they say across the pond). Indeed, he has been known to go to the local pub for Guinness (It’s … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, Gormogon Infighting, Guinness, Soccer

9-0 – That’s got to hurt…

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Those are not the three branches you are looking for… The Supreme Court upheld provision 2B of the Arizona Immigration law 9-0, meaning that Justices Sotomayor, Kagan and Ginsberg found the provision constitutional. 2B is the proviso that reiterates Federal … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Eleventy, Schoolhouse Rock, The Obama Amateur Hour

Movie Review – Brave

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

One thing that Dr. J. learned from Dungeon’s and Dragons was to stay away from Will-o-the-Wisps Clan J. went to the moves this evening to take in Pixar’s latest, Brave. It was the first non-sequel movie from Pixar since Up, … Continue reading →

Posted in Celtic, Dr. J., Movies, Scotland, This movie really sucks

And So It Begins…

The Gormogons Posted on June 22, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…there is a hole in your lawsuit… Mrs. Dr. J. brought this headline to Dr. J.’s attention as an aside during our morning cup of coffee as we were discussing the potential problems Catholic hospitals are facing due to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Marriage, New York, Roman Catholics, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Tax-hiketastic, Part the First

The Gormogons Posted on June 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Property tax hikes make puppies cry…and when puppies cry, The Czar gets angry(er than usual). Gentle Readers, Thanks to 32 of 40 city councilmen, the citizens of New Atlantis are the proud recipients of a brand new 13% property tax … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Eleventy, Government spending, New Atlantis, Taxes

Common Ground – Avengers and Ponies!!?!?

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Wrong, so very wrong… The Tony Stark/Pinkie Pie comparison is disturbingly spot on. h/t My Little Brony Dr. J.

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Posted in Avengers, Bronies, Humor, Lil Resident, My Little Pony, Nerds, Norse Mythology, Samuel L. Jackson

Multiple Sclerosis, a Primer

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Buddy has been a source of strength to Mrs. Romney and helped her recover as she was in remission from MS. We wish him the best of luck in London. Katerina Trinko has a nice article today at NRO about … Continue reading →

Posted in Ann Romney, Multiple Sclerosis, NRO, ObamaCare, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

Qualitative quantification…

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. saw this at xkcd.com today: And in the words of Kevin Spacey’s Lex Luthor, “WRONG!” Over 30 years ago, when Dr. J. was about Lil Resident’s age, on a fine summer evening much like the one we enjoyed … Continue reading →

Posted in Bored Children, Cartoons, Dr. J., Math class is hard, Summertime and the living is easy, Superheroes, xkcd

Nine out of Ten Doctors Agree with Dr. J…

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Doctor will see you now, but his sonic screwdriver will be taxed as a medical device… There was a recent survey performed by the Doctor Patient Medical Association Foundation. Basically, they obtained 36,000 physician office fax numbers, delivered ~16,000 … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Doctors, Health care, HHS Mandate, Insurance, ObamaCare

I’m Batman (of Earth 47932, at least…)

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.

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Posted in Batman, Comic Books, Humor, Nerds

Your d20 will now be paid for by the #HHSMandate

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

From SMBC-Comics.com: Actually, there doesn’t appear to be an official stance by the Catholic Church on D&D or other RPGs…but it’s still funny. Dr. J.

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Posted in Dungeons and Dragons, HHS Mandate, Humor, Nerds, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Curiouser and Curiouser

The Gormogons Posted on June 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Obama Administration has clearly come to us through the looking glass. The Czar brings up, as usual,  an excellent point in that when the media sees blood in the water, they, like sharks, find it hard to resist. Typically … Continue reading →

Posted in Alice, Czars, Department of Commerce, Journalism, Sharks, The Czar of Muscovy, The Obama Amateur Hour, Vanity Fair

The Issues are Clear…

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…the choice is yours. Dr. J.

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Posted in 2012 Election, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

Ventricular Taxa-cardia

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Over at National Review Online, Ramesh Ponnuru discusses tomorrow’s vote to repeal Obamacare’s 2.3% tax increase on medical devices. Dr. J. loves medical devices, be they pacemakers, implantable defibrillators, PFO/ASD/VSD closure devices, stents, or ventricular assist devices. Dr. J. hopes … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Eleventy, Government Run Healthcare, Innovation, ObamaCare

Sic Transit Venus

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

There’s a little black spot on the sun today, but it’s not the same old spot as yesterday… See you again in 105 years. h/t T.J., Dr. J.’s childhood BFF captured this image of Venus in transit across the sun.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, Friend of Gormogons, Venus

Mailbag – Gay Superhero Edition

The Gormogons Posted on June 3, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative RKB writes: Dr. J,  I will give them credit for one bit of schoolyard humour. Alan Scott always had a vulnerability to wood. Admittedly, it is a pun at best and a tasteless equivocation at least.  Operative RKB Heh … Continue reading →

Posted in Comic Books, Mailbag, Superheroes

In Which Dr. J.’s Mail is Tampered With…

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Mayor Karl Dean is trying to push a budget that includes a 13% property tax hike through Metro Council, here in New Atlantis. Dr. J. suspects he has the votes in spades, but New Atlantian politics are volatile … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Mailbag, Property Taxes, Small Town Politics, Tax Increase, These politics really suck

Beware Green Lantern’s Light!

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

So our friends at DC Comics have rebooted Alan Scott, the golden age Green Lantern (not to be confused with Kato’s companion the Green Hornet) as their flagship ‘Gay Superhero‘ hero hero hero… In the words of Bruce Timm, ‘Meh.’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Comic Books, Gay Pride, Superheroes

Mailbag – Shot in the Arm Edition

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Long-time reader (Dr.) JE writes in:  As a fellow cardiologist who greatly enjoy knowing he is not the only one who sees the world this way I thought you might like this link. Forgive me if you have already seen it. … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Vaccines

Well Rounded Adventure Party, ASSEMBLE!

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s been really busy at work and packing his house for a move, so he apologizes for a lack of posts. Fred is probably grateful, but whatever. h/t – Dr. J.’s Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Nerds

Romney’s neither a Keynesian, nor a fool.

The Gormogons Posted on May 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. stumbled on this over at the Esquire Blog. How he got there, he’s not sure. Perhaps a twitter link. Nevertheless, someone named Charles P. Pierce, who is clearly a Democrat partisan, is demonstrating his ignorance of both politics … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Esquire, Liberal Idiots, Mark Halprin, Shameless Romney 2012ing

An Eye on the Electoral Count

The Gormogons Posted on May 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s buddy, Jamie Jeffords, at the Eye of Polyphemus, writes today regarding potential Blue-state pickoffs for Mr. Romney. Now, Dr. J. quibbles about they way he defines a blue state (a state that went for Obama in 2008, rather … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Shameless Romney 2012ing

The coy southpaw from Chappaqua, NY

The Gormogons Posted on May 24, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yesterday on the Fox News Special Report Online post-show broadcast, Dr. Charles Krauthammer, a psychiatrist by training, by the way, intimated that Obama wouldn’t replace our gaffetastic Vice President Biden with Secretary Clinton for the 2012 race. His reasoning was … Continue reading →

Posted in Charles Krauthammer, Dr. J., Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Spiro Agnew (we don't have a tag for him in almost 6000 posts?), The Obama Amateur Hour

Space Cowboy – Venn Diagram Edition

The Gormogons Posted on May 24, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Math class is hard, Music, Steve Miller

What’s the Area Code for R’lyeh?

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.

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Posted in Apple, H.P. Lovecraft, Humor, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, iPhone

Mailbag – Sport Shorts

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative FJR writes in: I loved the way Lil Resident and Lady Jaye worked out their differences and there wasn’t any major adult intervention. The adults served as reinforcement to appropriate behavior. It is nice to know that there are … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Dr. J.’s Comic Book Gay-dar

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. used to work in a comic book store as a youth, so this story is up his alley. Dr. J. always found sexual themes to be extraneous to a good comic book story. The Dark Knight Returns and … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Comic Books, Gay Marriage, Gay Pride

Liberals…

The Gormogons Posted on May 22, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Liberals

In Which The Lil Resident Stands Her Ground…

The Gormogons Posted on May 22, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Kids fight. Sometimes it’s a fist fight, and sometimes it’s an argument. Last Friday, the Lil Resident related a tale of an argument she had with Lady Jaye, one of her athletically inclined classmates at the Jedi Academy. “So, Lady … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullies, Dance, Dr. J., Jedis, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J.

Mailbag – And a five and a six…

The Gormogons Posted on May 21, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Loyal minion Scott O, who you can read at his blog called ‘Thoughts from The Corner Office,’ writes in: Good Doctor,  There is a fifth possibility for Mr. Obama to oppose less government spending in Europe, which is closely tied … Continue reading →

Posted in Brave New World, Council on Foreign Relations, Dr. J., Mailbag, Minions, Trilateral Commision

Drive faster towards the cliff, please

The Gormogons Posted on May 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This week, at Camp David, well Reuters does it better: U.S. President Barack Obama will press European leaders to ease up on fiscal austerity and focus on economic growth at a summit on Saturday that will discuss ways to stem … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Camp David, Euro, France, Germany, NATO, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag – Nebraska Nowledge

The Gormogons Posted on May 19, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative MC2 writes in regarding Dr. J.’s missive on the Nebraska senate race: Dr J,  Hopefully I can put your mind at ease regarding the Nebraska Senate race, having lived here and watched it fairly closely this spring.  It was … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag, Nebraska

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