No, not that great Hooters song, the other kind of zombies, retired senators. As Ben Nelson is retiring in order to save face as his senate seat will likely be filled by a Nebraska Republican named Deb Fischer next fall, … Continue reading →
Mrs. Dr. J., the Lil Resident and the Lil Medstudent baked you a cake… …and a pie! Happy Birthday Big Guy! Dr. J.
Continue reading →So, apparently President Obama’s literary publicists were trumping him as ‘Kenya born’ in an pamphlet that they circulated promoting their authors and upcoming books. It was only changed in 2007 after he ran for office. This is absolutely hilarious because … Continue reading →
Dr. J. couldn’t help but chuckle today. Remember all those times the media played gotcha with President Bush at photo ops, publishing pictures like this, and this?? Well turn about is fair play, at least in James Taranto’s eyes (the … Continue reading →
When Dr. J. saw this post by Kevin D. Williamson, he immediately thought of the Castle Grammarian, Torturer and Executioner, The Czar. He was quite pleased that The Czar penned something on the subject before Dr. J. awoke this morning. … Continue reading →
Operative R2DT writes in: Dear Dr. J., Though I enjoy a Toby Keith song as much as the next beer-drinking-Texas (sic.), I have an alternative ‘Obama 2012’ campaign theme song for your review. It’s a little ditty by The Gaddabouts, … Continue reading →
Please excuse the typo. Apparently bronies can’t spell. Dr. J. suspects that President Buchanan wasn’t gay, but rather a brony. Dr. J.
Continue reading →For your Sunday morning reading, this powerful editorial by Jessica Gavora in the Washington Post. She writes: But Julia is a more artful and nuanced creation than a simple tour guide to the utopia that awaits under a second Obama … Continue reading →
Mrs. Dr. J. and the Lil Resident, especially, love shoes. One of the brands popular with the Lil Resident, and a number of the young ladies at the Jedi Academy, the other independent schools in New Atlantis, and New Atlantis … Continue reading →
Eerily tranquil to watch. Dr. J.
Continue reading →Were you expecting something else? Victor David Hanson and Rich Lowry have been ably documenting the use of the first person singular tense by our narcissist in chief over at NRO. Rich writes as he discusses President Obama’s so-called … Continue reading →
Were Dr. and Mrs. Dr. J. to produce more offspring, our birth plan might require a flight to Taiwan for the delivery. While it might affect that child’s ability to run for president of the United States, it would be … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, Recall when Dr. J. suggested that there are those in the Obama campaign trying to help President Obama lose? There is no other way to explain their stupidity for calling out Mitt Romney on things for which the … Continue reading →
Dr. J. doesn’t feel like talking about gay marriage this week. His attitude is that in his world view marriage is a sacrament first, and as far as he is concerned, government needs to butt out of the marriage business. … Continue reading →
“You and the Naboo form a symbiont circle. What happens to one of you will affect the other. You must understand this.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace On Monday, Dr. J. was riding shotgun with Pa … Continue reading →
Dr. J., Mrs. Dr. J., the Lil Resident and Lil Med Student took in the Avengers at the local theatre on Sunday after mass. Dr. J. was looking forward to this movie for quite some time. He was not disappointed. … Continue reading →
Operative DT writes regarding the Jedi Academy’s May Day charity event: Doctor Jota, Why not unleash the massive army of Gormogon followers to help May? If we each donated a penny it’d still add up to Obama’s deficit! Best, … Continue reading →
Actually other languages break into English’s house and leave their mark, and in the case of the Scandanavian Barbarians, twice…truth be told. Dr. J.
Continue reading →Dr. J. has no idea how this one slipped past ‘Puter. Katy Perry in Hello Kitty-wear? Shame ‘Puter, shame. SNL with Katy Perry: J-Pop Talk Show (12/10/11)– Watch more Funny Videos at Vodpod. Dr. J.
Continue reading →Today is May the Fourth. Your Gormogons, along with your president would like to wish you a happy and blessed Cinco de Quatro: And May the 4th be with you! Dr. J.
Continue reading →President Obama’s latest silly little campaign trope is the life of Julia. Like the composite girlfriend in his autobiography, Julia represents a composite of the sheeple he would like to see suckling at the teat of government dependence. Much has … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, Dr. J. stumbled on this post at Naked D.C. by editor-in-chief Emily Zanotti. In it, she puts forth her take on President Obama’s presentation of his social life in his biographies and the recent Vanity Fair article by … Continue reading →
Former Governor Pete (Pierre) DuPont IV (R-Delaware) (Seriously, R-Delaware) pens an editorial in the Wall Street Journal today. Pete ran for President in 1988. Dr. J. would have voted for him if he were old enough. Papa J. accused Dr. … Continue reading →
Operative MS writes: Dear Dr. J., regarding the video you posted last week that can be found here. It is a not very good 5-minute propaganda video. It makes not the message but the narrator the center of attention, … Continue reading →
For those of you wondering why the hashtags all of a sudden, Dr. J. and GorT are doing a secret SPAMtastic experiment on Twitter. For those of you with a pulse, you know that today is May Day. Dr. J. … Continue reading →
The Obama Campaign and its cyber-surrogates had a couple more twitter #fail s. Dr. J. and the Czar have both talked about how the twitter sphere is the domain of the right, while Facebook is more of a home to the left. Now … Continue reading →
One of Dr. J.’s biggest complaints about President Obama and his administration is the willingness to call out private citizens who disagree with his worldview or handle a situation in a different manner than he would. Specific examples include Joe … Continue reading →
Dr. J. received a holocron from the Headmaster of the Jedi Academy today. Among the various and sundry announcements in his missive there was one particularly worthy of notice. All of the independent schools of New Atlantis historically have enjoyed … Continue reading →
Apparently the Obama administration wishes to revise child labor regs such that children under 18 are restricted as to what activities they may participate in on their parents’ farms. That being said, a couple of blog posts by Rachel Campos-Duffy … Continue reading →
Dr. J. was about to change the station from the AM PM guy to the FM PM guy when he heard him broadcast the audio of this video. All he could say was wow. Inspired by and surpassing Paul Harvey’s … Continue reading →
Lil Med Student loved the game…and can’t wait for the big screen presentation. Dr. J.
Continue reading →Dr. J. first heard a heavily bleeped version of this on the radio, this AM, and yes he had the AM station on this AM, and not the FM station this AM. He will have to switch the AM to … Continue reading →
H.R. 347 – known by the Orwellian title “Federal Resticted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act of 2011” was passed into law with a vote of 388 to 3 with 42 not voting in the house. Apparently it was supported with … Continue reading →
Dr. J. has always said that two points make a straight line, but 3 or more points lets you get a better picture of what is really going on. The Obama Campaign has had a rough week or two since … Continue reading →
Operative BG writes regarding the mothballing of our space program: Dear Dr. J., Fifty years ago, President Kennedy promised we would send a man to the moon and return him safely to Earth, before the decade was out. Nobody scoffed … Continue reading →
If the retirement of the shuttle fleet, and with it American manned spaceflight for the foreseeable future isn’t one giant leap (backwards) for mankind, our friends at the Udvar-Hazy center are rubbing salt in the wound. They’ve decided to display … Continue reading →
Lil Med Student’s favorite song, and one of his favorite genres all mashed up into one You Tube video. h/t The Daily What Dr. J.
Continue reading →Yesterday, Dr. J. discussed three types of doctors. Brilliant doctors with a brilliant bedside manner, brilliant doctors with a less than stellar bedside manner and not so brilliant doctors with a stellar bedside manner. What Dr. J. did not discuss … Continue reading →
The Volgi sends this interoffice memo: To: Dr. J.From: Confucius, The Oecumenical Volgi, (The Notorious OEV).RE: MCAT ChangesDear Dr. J.:MCAT changes: More NAMS or fewer Tiger Cubs? LinkWhat do you think is going on here? Best, Volgi Dear Volgi, Terrific … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, Dr. J. has received a pair of missives related to his recent post on Dolores Umbridge as the fictional figurehead of the Progressive Movement. The Czar sent this interoffice memo via owl: To: Dr. J. From: The Czar … Continue reading →
The Harry Potter series was largely an allegory of the early to mid-20th century European conflicts personified in World War I and II. In crude terms the Voldemort and the Death Eaters were Germany and Hogwarts and the Order of … Continue reading →
This item comes our way via the Drudge Report. University of Chicago scientists observed that men who enjoyed a couple of beers did better at problem solving than their sober counterparts. The sweet-spot is at a blood alcohol content of … Continue reading →
Supreme Court Justice Eric Holder… I know. Downright Scary! h/t Jon Gabriel @exjon Dr. J.
Continue reading →Gentle Readers, with Rick Santorum’s departure from the GOP race, Republicans are beginning to coalesce around Mitt Romney. And President Obama’s campaign has set its targets on him as well: Can we say ‘set its targets’? Well we did anyway … Continue reading →
ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!El@VEENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Rush Limbaugh Show is leaving its current nest on 1210AM WPHT in Philadelphia for WKDN 106.9 FM, a formerly Christian Station that is entering the Talk Radio format. He will be replaced with local talker Michael Smerconish, a … Continue reading →
If you don’t know by now, you should know that Dr. J. is about as strong a champion of religious freedom as the Gormogons get. Dr. J. as friends of every religious persuasion and also friends that are agnostic and … Continue reading →
President Obama is at it again. At a White House forum on women (a.k.a. a 2012 exercise in campaign gender warfare) President Obama boasted about the following: Contraception at no additional cost (handouts to rich women who can afford it) … Continue reading →
Nightfly writes: Dear Darth Doctor: Yamato is a worthy vessel indeed. We modeled the Supersonic Rocket Ship on her basic design, after an early prototype based on G-Force’s Phoenix ran into operation problems. (Far too much Fiery, not quite enough … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, Operative DT takes a break from Myrmidon wrangling to write: Dr. The Jay: If you weren’t capable of frying me from afar with Force Lightning™, I would be busy damning you to hell right now for getting the … Continue reading →
Dr. J. just loves fusion cuisine: Prepared by Kissmycupcakesbykat. and: Prepared by The Baking Archaeologist. Peeptastic! Dr. J.
Continue reading →Nerdbastards.com picked this up from Toplessrobot.com, and now it is being forwarded to you. Remember Star Blazers? Dr. J. does! It was appointment television back in the 80s. Indeed, he and his childhood chums would stop playing baseball, riding bikes, … Continue reading →
More Pony pr0n for our brony readers. h/t Kennedy Craig Smith @TheKennedySmith Dr. J.
Continue reading →Your Gormogons have been quiet about the Treyvon, beyond the Czar’s outstanding essays here, because the public simply doesn’t know a lot about the situation and the usual suspects have been ratcheting up the rhetoric for power and profit. Dr. J. … Continue reading →
This mailbag has quite a rash of pictures associated with it. Consequently, Dr. J. had to insert some filler to get them below his mailbag icon. Myrmidon Wrangler DT Writes: Dr. the J, I can handle the OWS crowd. I … Continue reading →
It is very likely that the Supreme Court voted regarding Obamacare on Friday. Now, the public won’t know the results of that vote until the opinions are written and released in June. Indeed Friday’s vote, from what Dr. J. understands, can … Continue reading →
The Lil Med Student had his first baseball game (if that’s what you want to call it) this weekend. He was 2 for 2 at the plate (without using the tee), with 2 runs and an RBI. Defensively, he scooped up … Continue reading →
The Lil Resident was asking Dr. J. this morning about what was going on on the news on the radio, as Cardinal Dolan’s visit to ‘The No Spin Zone‘ She was asking what was going on that he was talking … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, Here are the answers from yesterday’s quiz. 1) The Simpsons 2) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3) South Park 4) The Smurfs 5) Asterix and Obelix 6) Bert and Ernie 7) Donald Duck, Huey, Louis and Dewey 8) Lucky … Continue reading →
Can you identify the cartoon characters from their Lego constructs? Answers will be revealed tomorrow. h/t George Takei Dr. J.
Continue reading →Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it.– Proverbs 4:23Image courtesy of fuoo.blogspot.com Dr. J.
Continue reading →#ILikeObamacare #DinnerwithBarack #ObamaCaresAboutMe #gen44 These are twitter hashtags created by various and sundry tendrils of those who wish to re-elect President Obama. These hashtags, and many before them were contrived attempts to drive the conversation on twitter. Fortunately, the conservative … Continue reading →
President Obama had a hot mic yesterday when he was talking election politics with President Medvedev at the Seoul Nuclear Summit. While we don’t have the whole conversation available to us, it sounds strangely like President Obama is suggesting that … Continue reading →
The Czar, Dr. J. does not disagree with you regarding any narrative about the Progressive Movement regarding its desire to control free citizens through healthcare law. Government monopoly of the delivery of health care to its citizen is a linchpin … Continue reading →
“Hey, shut up!” Have a Heart, Bonnie Raitt. That was Dr. J.’s reaction to the hateraide and vitriol spewed at his master, the Sith Lord and all around great guy, Vice President Cheney, for having the unmitigated gall of receiving … Continue reading →
Dr. J. and the J. Clan is leaving today for one week in the Old Country… See you when we get back, and Jar Jar, don’t hand over the keys to the Republic while I’m gone… Dr. J.
Continue reading →Dr. J. wrote a while back on the cost of living going up, largely tied to gas prices. Today, Bloomberg.com writes: The consumer-price index climbed 0.4 percent, matching the median forecast of economists surveyed by Bloomberg News, after increasing 0.2 … Continue reading →
Dr. J. felt inspired to add to The Czar’s ode to the pencil this morning. Dr. J. doesn’t use pencils much anymore given that most of his documentation is in the electronic medical record, or require the permanence of ink. … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, St. Patrick’s Day isn’t St. Patrick’s day without a pint of Guinness. Trust Dr. J. when he says he will be knocking back a few tomorrow. It’s good for you, after all. The best way to drink Guinness is … Continue reading →
Dear Mitt, Rick and Newt, Behold your VP! Love,Dr. J. Dr. J.
Continue reading →President Obama’s campaign is in full swing. You can tell because he is creating straw men and then openly mocking him. Apparently he thinks that this makes him look smart. In 2008, 53% of voters bought it as well, because, … Continue reading →
Operative JS writes in under the subject header ‘From a children’s hospital’: Hello, kind sirs. I wasn’t sure if you’d seen the following, so I thought I would share it with you. God Bless, Operative J S P.S. Just looked, … Continue reading →
JAB writes in from the Doublewide: Dear Mr. Dr. J.: Sorry for my cranky rant about your erstwhile buddy Mittens. It wasn’t that I drank too much weird tea, I was just temporarily put into a fit of peek by … Continue reading →
Dr. J. voted on Super Tuesday, last week. He regaled you with his parking experience, this week he is going to regale you with his voting experience. You see, in Tennessee, you have to present your photo ID to voting … Continue reading →
Your Gormogons, being the global puppetmasters we are, like to give you the heads up on events or items of interest before they become interesting to the main-stream media or even much of the conservative blogosphere. Indeed The Czar likened … Continue reading →
Chocothulu! The candy that devours you back! Get them before they sink back down to the bottom of the ocean! Available in Green, Milk and most appropriately, Dark Chocolate. Dr. J.
Continue reading →Our Castle Archivist @MBernadetteE, who you should follow on twitter and read here, and here, writes in: Dr. J., Sir, I must commend you. This might be the best one-liner I’ve seen in writing recently. “Lastly, abortion is the sacrament … Continue reading →
JAB writes in from the Doublewide: Please pardon my inattention as I’ve let my duties lapse… {bad minion…} However, it has come to my attention that Mr.”Mittens” Romney pretends to be a fan of the late Mr. Davey Crockett. Embarassingly … Continue reading →
Operative BG writes in: A couple of points: 1) GorT, you suggest, “…why not ask the male involved to contribute to the contraception?” Indeed. It occurs to me that if Ms. Fluke is relying solely on the Pill, she shouldn’t … Continue reading →
The left are grabbing at straws. The most recent meme making the rounds with Dr. J.’s lefty Facebook friends (will they ever stop being a never ending source of material?) is this lil Jon Stewart LOL: One big controversy with … Continue reading →
Dr. J. received this missive from his friend Scott O. at @gscottoliver on twitter and http://thoughtsfromthecorneroffice.blogspot.com/. We highly recommend that you read him everyday.He writes: Your Medicusship, Regarding The Pancetta Menace: How logical of you to assert that something that is … Continue reading →
As New Atlantis falls within the borders of the great state of Tennessee, Dr. J. did his civic duty and casted his ballot in the GOP primary today. This morning, Dr. J. drove to the polling place in the Imperial … Continue reading →
Da mihi castitatem et continentiam, sed noli modo.For those not familiar with popery, St. Augustine, was a North African Roman citizen, scholar and rhetorician who after an ill spent youth, converted to Christianity, and became one of the most profound … Continue reading →
No, not the great pirate from The Goonies, but rather, Dr. J.’s buddy Jamie Jeffords, aka the Eye of Polyphemus took on an issue that Dr. J. has been ruminating on all weekend, and that is, “How do you solve … Continue reading →
Operative FRJ wrote in about 3 weeks ago (yeah, Dr. J. sucks) but it is just as timely now.: I continue to be appalled that the Administration consistently refers to contraceptive services as a right. I want to know who … Continue reading →
Operative DT takes a break from Myrmidon Wrangling to write in: Doc, I think the Estudiante Medico Pequeño is on to something. That planet’s not just meat – that’s sweet, sweet bacon (pbuh)! That makes me curious, though – as … Continue reading →
In a feeble attempt at humor, President Obama’s re-election campaign website’s tumblr page posted the following: This sort of thing chaff’s Dr. J.’s ass. The issue with the HHS Mandate is NOT that Religious organizations are prohibiting employees from using … Continue reading →
…there is also more real inflation. Dr. J.’s felt it in his wallet, but he’s thought himself paranoid, more than anything else. But his grocery bills, price at the pump (21 gallons of regular for his Star Destroyer, and 12 … Continue reading →
Dr. J. and the Lil Med Students were building a new Lego set on Monday. It was the escape pod that C3PO and R2D2 used to flee the Tantive IV at the beginning of Star Wars (Episode IV). So when … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, the one and only Borepatch writes in. Do you read him every day? We do. He writes regarding the Lil Med Student’s concussion. It reminds me of the time that #2 Son had to go to the Emergency … Continue reading →
Ok, ok, Dr. J. is still playing catch up on his mailbag, but our writers make for entertaining reading. Indeed, Dr. J.’s mailbag from last week got a shout out from his buddy Jamie Jeffords at the Eye of Polyphemus … Continue reading →
It’s been my experience that Senators are only focused on pleasing those who fund their campaigns… and they are more than willing to forget the niceties of democracy to get those funds. Dr. J.
Continue reading →GorT, and many others before him have discussed the ‘Cass Sunstein’ method of government nudging individuals to behave in the manner that they see fit. Given the strong resistance to Obamacare, Dr. J. hopes to see a ramp up in … Continue reading →
Dr. J. has had a crazy weekend. Lil Med Student sustained a concussion food shopping with Dr. J. For parents out there, a real-life version of Shopping Cart Hero is not a good idea. Dr. J. appreciates all of the … Continue reading →
Dr. J. received a couple of missives regarding his post last week regarding The Phantom Menace in 3D. The first is from none other than Merlin, himself. You can read him at Merlin’s Musings. And you should check in daily. … Continue reading →
The first 2013 Infinity JX rolled off the Smyrna, Tennessee assembly line yesterday. The SUV is the first luxury vehicle to be produced in Tennessee, where the North American headquarters of Nissan is headquartered. Tennessee is a foreign car manufacturing … Continue reading →
Operative and Myrmidon Wrangler DT (not to be confused with Operative R2DT) writes in: Oh Noble Hoopy Frood Dr. J, As you are no doubt aware, Medicare is starting to use the results of patient surveys in calculating reimbursement for … Continue reading →
