Always right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this.’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial and legal advisor. He successfully defended us against a lawsuit from a liquor distributor worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in unpaid deliveries of bootleg shandies.The Geep has an IQ so high it is untestable and attempts to measure it have resulted in dangerously unstable results as well as injuries to researchers. Coincidentally, he publishes intelligence tests as a side gig.His sarcasm is so highly developed it borders on the psychic, and he is often able to insult a person even before meeting them. ’Puter enjoys hunting small game with 000 slugs and punt guns, correcting homilies in real time at Mass, and undermining unions. ’Puter likes to wear a hockey mask and carry an axe into public campgrounds, where he bursts into people’s tents and screams. As you might expect, he has been shot several times but remains completely undeterred.He assures us that his obsessive fawning over news stories involving women teachers sleeping with young students is not Freudian in any way, although he admits something similar once happened to him. Uniquely, ’Puter is unable to speak, read, or write Russian, but he is able to sing it fluently.Geep joined the order in the mid-1980s. He arrived at the Castle door with dozens of steamer trunks and an inarticulate hissing creature of astonishingly low intelligence he calls “Sleestak.” Ghettoputer appears to make his wishes known to Sleestak, although no one is sure whether this is the result of complex sign language, expert body posture reading, or simply beating Sleestak with a rubber mallet.'Puter suggests the Czar suck it.
In today’s WSJ, Bobby White reports on Auburn, California’s recent conundrum. The inventor of the transistor and Nobel laureate William B. Shockley’s widow recently died, leaving Auburn 28 acres to be used as a park with the only requirement being … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s been doing some thinking here, which is always dangerous. ‘Puter’s noted a disturbing connection between the Department of Justice’s witch hunt at the CIA and ObamaCare’s failure to address tort reform. Bear with ‘Puter for a minute. Attorney General … Continue reading →
‘Puter awoke this morning to this editorial in the Boston Globe. Read it. Now. The Boston Globe’s editorial board, no bastion of conservative thought, calls out the Massachusetts Teachers Association (read, union) for standing in the way of education reforms … Continue reading →
Sen. Edward Kennedy died last night after losing his battle against brain cancer. May God be just to Sen. Kennedy’s soul. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, … Continue reading →
New York, New YorkIt’s a unionized town!Teacher pay’s up,And kids’ test scores are down.The whole state’s run byA gov who’s a clown.New York, New York!It’s a helluva town! ‘Puter would like to thank Gormogon operative Noah, who may or may … Continue reading →
Don’t believe your Gormogons that government health care will be a colossal fustercluck? Behold, ‘Puter gives you the following example! The Veterans’ Administration sent out letter to at least 1,200 Gulf War veterans informing them that they have Lou Gehrig’s … Continue reading →
A portion of a family vacationing in Acadia National Park in Maine, along with a swimming Floridian, were deservedly removed from the gene pool over the weekend. A little harsh, you say? Not really. It is irresponsible to go wave … Continue reading →
Not for nothing, but who knew JC Penney had $1,000,000.00 worth of jewelry to steal? And a gang of jewel thieves preying exclusively on JCP? Usually when ‘Puter goes shopping for Mrs. ‘Puter’s anniversary gift at the JCP jewelry counter, … Continue reading →
President Obama had a teleconference yesterday with thousands of religious leaders. In his “40 Minutes for Health Reform” call with Christian leaders, there is an unstated assumption that Christianity requires support of his health care reform efforts. ‘Puter’s not a … Continue reading →
‘Puter would like to extend his heartfelt thanks to the fine government of Scotland for releasing the life-sentenced Lockerbie bomber on compassionate grounds. You see, Abdel Baset al Megrahi has prostate cancer and is dying, so it is only just … Continue reading →
Gormogon subsidiary FoxNews follows orders well. After waiting the designated amount of time, Fox publishes its article regarding the Obama Administration’s marginalization of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Not coincidentally, Fox’s article mirrors ‘Puter’s post from exactly two weeks ago. … Continue reading →
Tweaking the renowned philosopher Forrest Gump, “Arrogant is as arrogant does.” ‘Puter, as any student of Washington, has known that many Congressmen are self-important blowhards with thinly-veiled disregard for their constituents. In recent days, at town hall meetings across the … Continue reading →
As ‘Puter and the Czar were discussing this post over Cohibas and mason jars of corn likker in Castle Gormogon’s study, ‘Puter inquired as to how Hello Kitty could hit the pictured bong, seeing as she has no mouth. The … Continue reading →
The Czar and GorT make fair points. I expect no less from my Gormogon brothers. However, prohibition of drugs of any sort has never worked in American society. Didn’t work with alcohol. Won’t work with tobacco. Isn’t working with marijuana … Continue reading →
In today’s edition, the New York Times calls for a bank employee compensation policy that would penalize what the NYT considers “speculative activities or other excessively risky transactions.” Interestingly, were the feds to adopt such a policy, it would discourage … Continue reading →
Reports indicate that Reader’s Digest is filing for bankruptcy protection. Bankruptcy court clerks say Reader’s Digest’s filing was delightfully abridged, devoid of big, fancy words, and written at a third-grade reading level. What’s ‘Puter going to do for bathroom reading … Continue reading →
In today’s Washington Post, Peter Moskos and Neill Franklin lay out a law enforcement based argument for legalization of drugs. Both authors are former Baltimore City police officers. Mr. Moskos is also currently a professor of criminology at John Jay … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s been doing a little thinking about health care. It’s all anyone can talk about in the sauna at Castle Gormogon. Even Dat Ho, the Czar’s Vietnamese houseboy is up in arms. Anyhoo, we’ve all seen myriad seasoned citizens get … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s off the the greater D.C. Megaplex this weekend to celebrate his grandmother’s birthday. What’s so special about Puter’s grandmother’s birthday? Well, she’s turning 100 Saturday on the Feast of the Assumption of the B.V.M. (Blessed Virgin Mary, for all … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s favorite protest sign to date from the fustercluck known as health care reform. It was only a matter of time before the Obama Administration attempted to nationalize the deviant sexual practices industry, which, according to ‘Puter’s review of teh … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s short attention span has left him bored with ObamaCare. Here and here are two of ‘Puter’s favorite timewasters, guaranteed to make you forget all about ObamaCare for a while. And who can forget the Hasselhoffian Recursion? Don’t say ‘Puter … Continue reading →
Regular readers know that ‘Puter thinks health care is not a right. ‘Puter further defies you to show him where in the Constitution “health care” is mentioned, let alone “privacy” or “abortion.” But, back on point, ‘Puter does not think … Continue reading →
If ‘Puter were to attend a town hall meeting, ‘Puter would ask his representative or senator the following question: You state that the public option in pending legislation will increase, not limit, the health care options of all Americans. If … Continue reading →
It’s not a really big number, but this $30,000 issue is emblematic of New York’s fiscal woes. The New York Department of Labor paid 11 inmates $30,000 in unemployment benefits. Then again, maybe it’s not a mistake, but just another … Continue reading →
A 74 year old woman in Ouray, Colorado was mauled to death by a bear. Horrible, you say. Wrong. One Donna Munson spent much of her time violating Colorado law and feeding wild bears. One such bear (a 400 pounder, … Continue reading →
Behold! Indisputable evidence that Secretary of State Clinton, or someone very close to her, is a secret reader of your Gormogons. ‘Puter innocently enough posted this item, speculating that the Obama Administration used former President Clinton as an envoy to … Continue reading →
There are many logical and practical reasons to oppose ObamaCare. Among the valid reasons to oppose ObamaCare are cost, coverage, rationing, effect on Medicare, etc. And despite Andrea Mitchell and Nancy Pelosi’s views, stating any of these concerns does not … Continue reading →
C’mon Dr. Krugman. Really? Today’s op-ed piece in the New York Times is the best you can do? For a Nobel laureate, it’s a really weak piece of work. Heavy on moral certainty, light on evidence. Dr. Krugman’s argument est … Continue reading →
Today’s Wall Street Journal carries an opinion piece by John S. Baker and Elliott Stonecipher stating their concern about counting illegal aliens in the 2010 census. Counting illegals will give California, according to the authors, 8 representative seats in Congress … Continue reading →
One of ‘Puter’s favorite columnists, Leonard Pitts, Jr. of the Miami Herald, penned this piece on race, conservatives and America. Read it. Do it now. ‘Puter will wait. ‘Puter reads Mr. Pitts’ column to state certain conservatives are using race … Continue reading →
‘Puter lives in Upstate New York, home of Buffalo wings, Genny Cream Ale and the Teamsters’ Pension Fund. Oh, and wickedly high property taxes. For example, ‘Puter pays nearly $8,000 annually on a house full value assessed at $194,000. ‘Puter … Continue reading →
When caught with a hard drive full of kiddie porn, use a variant of the Son of Sam defense. Keith Griffin of Flordia claims that his cat hopped around on his keyboard, downloading all manner of illegal child pornography. The … Continue reading →
CNN (and virtually every other media outlet) is reporting that newly-minted Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is the first Hispanic to sit on the high court. ‘Puter calls B.S. Justice Benjamin Cardozo was the first person of Hispanic descent to … Continue reading →
The solution to the Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae mess is to move all the bad loans off book. Or so thinks the Obama Administration. You see, the problem isn’t that political motivations caused quasi-governmental entities to make (purchase) and … Continue reading →
Will you still feed me, when I’m 64? Not coincidentially, today is the 64th birthday of atomic warfare. In an intriguing column today in the Wall Street Journal, Warren Kozak posits that you can tell how an American feels about … Continue reading →
Former President Bill “Call Me Daddy” Clinton is being universally praised in the mainstream media for his “diplomatic” mission to North Korea. ‘Puter has a sneaking suspicion that the Obama Administration had an ulterior motive for acquiescing to North Korea’s … Continue reading →
The two young ladies recently freed by North Korea were lefty reporters for Al Gore’s liberal news outlet and money pit, Current TV. Two of the three hikers recently captured/abducted/arrested by Iran are screaming liberal, Bay Area, UC-Berkeley grad, freelance … Continue reading →
As a reader gently reminded ‘Puter recently, Richard Cohen is, to put it politely, a horse’s patoot. And ‘Puter agrees as a general rule. However, ‘Puter would like to call the reader’s attention to Mr. Cohen’s column today in the … Continue reading →
Actually, the post title is insulting to whores. In a nifty bit of advance spinning on behalf of the Obama Administration, CNN today opines in the guise of a news item that even if President Obama has to raise taxes, … Continue reading →
In 2007, manufacturing of any sort accounted for about 19.5% of the United States’ GDP. Health care accounts for about 17% of the United States’ GDP. The two sectors are approximately the same size. Does anyone seriously think President Obama … Continue reading →
Or, “Why One Should Never Travel Without A Grocery Bag And Brawny Paper Towels.” ‘Puter’s family took the death march back from his undisclosed beach adjacent vacation spot to his palatial Upstate hovel last Saturday. Fun was had from the … Continue reading →
In another display of fundamentalist Islam’s tolerance and rationality, Sudan’s “government” is going to whip journalist Ms. Ahmed al-Hussein 40 times. Ms. Ahmed al-Hussein’s crime? Violation of Article 152 of Sudanese law, which promises 40 lashes for anyone “who commits … Continue reading →
‘Puter is now back from vacation at an undisclosed beach location on the Mid-Atlantic coast. Perhaps he should have mentioned he was going on vacation to his fellow Gormogons. That is all. For now. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the … Continue reading →
At last! Your Gormogons have made the long awaited breakthrough! We have created a clone army of Hello Kitty shock troops to expand the Gormogonical influence throughout the universe and, thanks to GorT, throughout time! Fear the Kitty. ** Photo … Continue reading →
Since we’re giving out awards here today, ‘Puter’d like to nominate the newly (in)famous Professor Henry Louis Gates for the Eddie Murphy “I’m Gumby, Dammit” Award. Upon reflection, ‘Puter thinks the following. (1) Rich Lowry and the Wall Street Journal … Continue reading →
By now you’ve heard about the little dustup this week involving Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. and Cambridge Police Sergeant James Crowley. If not, a brief recap. Police were called to a report of two black men breaking in … Continue reading →
The Fed has rolled out new regulations today to save consumers from evil, bad, naughty mortgages and home equity loans. Interestingly, the Hon. Richard Posner, Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals judge by day, U. Chicago law school lecturer by night, … Continue reading →
Your Volgi and ‘Puter disagree on the Thune Amendment. ‘Puter tends towards The Czar’s side of the argument. ‘Puter thinks: 1. States should be free to set their own requirements for concealed carry, including reviewing the qualification of each person … Continue reading →
Behind the palatial ‘Puter manse, the ‘Puter family (mostly Mrs. ‘Puter) has a vegetable garden. Also behind the ‘Puter manse live an abundance of God’s lovely creatures. ‘Puter has seen deer, turkey, fox, squirrel (red and gray), chipmunks, groundhogs, coyote, … Continue reading →
Here in beautiful Upstate New York, we have local school districts. And by local, I mean that there are 21 separate school districts in ‘Puter’s county alone. Each one of these school districts is funded primarily by property taxes and … Continue reading →
From, of all people, Richard Cohen at the Washington Post. Read it, and have new admiration for Mr. Cohen, with whom ‘Puter frequently disagrees. Except on Israel. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to … Continue reading →
Make people pay more for their own danged care! Since 1970, Americans have gone from paying over 30% of their health care out of pocket to about 10% out of pocket. Why have costs spiraled out of control? Because when … Continue reading →
Ah, Michigan. You almost make ‘Puter feel good about living Upstate. Almost. Detroit’s public schools are in the hands of a turnaround specialist, and seem destined for municipal bankrutpcy (Chapter 9, for those of you keeping score at home). And … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s work background is, very broadly defined, in financial services. In ‘Puter’s job, he has the misfortune of dealing daily with people involved in the real estate industry. Top to bottom, the real estate industry has nothing to do with … Continue reading →
Reader alert: Roman Catholic inside baseball. Skip this post if you must, but know that your immortal soul will surely burn in Hell should you so choose. ‘Puter attended his first Tridentine Mass this weekend. The Tridentine Rite was the … Continue reading →
And dirty, bad teacher two-fer! Readers already know that the Gormogons refer to adultery as “hiking the Appalachian Trail,” in dubious honor of Gov. Mark Sanford ‘s (R-SC) self immolation. Now, a dirty, bad teacher from Florida told dubious arresting … Continue reading →
May God grant Walter Cronkite’s soul eternal rest, and may His perpetual light shine upon him. And may humanity remember a great media icon for his important contributions. But let none of us forget that Mr. Cronkite was the beginning … Continue reading →
This liberal. President Obama voted against the Illinois version of the Born Alive Infant Protection Act when a state senator. The Illinois proposal would have simply required doctors to provide medical care to an infant born alive after an unsuccessful … Continue reading →
Walkersville High School’s administration (located in scenic Frederick County, Maryland) fired a high school softball coach for hosting a team party at which alcohol was served. “What’s the problem, ‘Puter?”, you ask. Here’s the problem. The players weren’t drinking. The … Continue reading →
Here’s a quick roundup of stories detailing the death spiral of once-mighty New York. New York’s top marginal income tax rate (state and federal combined) will be 56.92 percent, assuming ObamaCare passes, and further assuming no increase in New York’s … Continue reading →
Chris Ayers, expatriate Brit writing from Los Angeles for The Times of London, has an interesting column today. Mr. Ayers posits that despite its myriad foibles, American style private health insurance sucks less than Britain’s National Health Service. At least … Continue reading →
Why are the Republicans even bothering to put up a fight on Judge Sotomayor’s confirmation? The Democrats have the votes not only to confirm Judge Sotomayor on a party line vote, but to also vote cloture on any threatened Republican … Continue reading →
Health care reform advocates should be more than a little nervous this morning. When the Washington Post‘s editorial board blasts Democrats’ plans to finance health care reform, the Democrats are in serious trouble. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible … Continue reading →
The Blackhawks of Chicago stink on ice. On this there can be no debate. And now, ‘Puter has pulled strings to crush The Czar’s faint hopes of ever seeing another Stanley Cup. Unless, of course, The Czar sees it in … Continue reading →
‘Puter had a whirlwind of a weekend just past. Here are some snippets for your consideration. 1. When homebrewing Belgian ale, make certain the wort has sufficiently cooled before adding the yeast to the fermenter. High sugar content of the … Continue reading →
Sen. Ted Kennedy’s (D-MA) forthcoming memoir, True Compass, will be issued in a limited edition (concurrently with a standard edition) carrying a hefty $1,000.00 price tag. ‘Puter can’t believe anyone would be willing to pay $1,000 for Sen. Kennedy’s hagiography, … Continue reading →
In today’s Wall Street Journal, international beat opinionator Bret Stephens has an interesting little column comparing Kenya’s corrupt (and corrupting) government to American government under our new Democrat majority. Francis is a tour guide and bus driver mentioned in President … Continue reading →
In this article, McClatchy reports that confirmation politics has become bloodsport in Washington. Here, liberal activists at People for the American way, along with other unnamed liberal supporters of Judge Sotomayor’s nomination to the United States Supreme Court, urge reporters … Continue reading →
‘Puter knows better than to read the New York Times, particularly anything written concerning “gender” or “family” issues. But ‘Puter got suckered into reading this gem of a column by Judith Warner. Here are the facts, as relayed by Ms. … Continue reading →
… around to ‘Puter’s way of thinking. And about darned time, too. Good to see that our British cousins also recognize the necrotic effect of public sector unions on national economies. Ms. Camilla Cavendish (a delightful name straight out of … Continue reading →
By a quasi-expert, even! Jerry Bowyer, here, states that regulatory uncertainty is preventing economic recovery. In his article, government action is stalling job growth. Where have we heard this before? Why, right here, where ‘Puter correctly states that regulatory uncertainty … Continue reading →
If you wonder where all your friendly neighborhood Mormons have gone this weekend, stop wondering. No, they weren’t raptured off to heaven (not to mix wacky evangelical Christian concepts with quasi-Christian Mormonism). They’ve all come Upstate to attend the Hill … Continue reading →
Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. And constitutional removal of a treasonous president is a coup. In Orwellian fashion, President Obama (along with the OAS) has declared the completely constitutionally legitimate actions of the acting Honduran government to be a … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s been doing a lot of thinking about health care recently, and the Obama Adminsitration’s plans therefor. And why not? We’re talking about either nationalizing or effectively hamstringing one-seventh of the American economy. Anyhoo, ‘Puter’s convinced that ObamaCare will of … Continue reading →
Karl Rove, subject of numerous liberal consipracy theories, is testifying on Capitol Hill today before Rep. John Conyers’ (D-MI) House Judiciary Committee. Mr. Rove’s testimony concerns President Bush’s (43) firing of several United States Attorneys. Democrats claim that President Bush’s … Continue reading →
Credit the Obama Administration with consistency if nothing else. When there is a choice between government control and the free market, the Obama Administration will pick government control every time. We’ve seen it in Government Motors, The Amazing Technicolor Stimulus … Continue reading →
Hold on, folks, ‘Puter feels a multi-tiered stem winder coming on here, prompted by the lavish attention showered on Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson was many things, most of bad, and all of no lasting consequence. Quick! Think of one thing … Continue reading →
For those who say capitalism is dead, check this out. Wall Street is gearing up to trade California’s IOUs. There’s always money to be made. Even picking the bones of the once-proud state of California. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, … Continue reading →
Or should ‘Puter say “Inuit Style”? Mayhaps “First People Style”? Regardless, in today’s Los Angeles Times op-ed section Charlotte Allen makes that case that ObamaCare equals putting old folks on ice floes to die, Eskimo style. Hmmm. Health care rationing … Continue reading →
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. New York, once a top job producer and wage leader, now has all of its major cities in a Forbes nationwide top ten list of cities with the largest wage cuts. NYC, Albany, Syracuse, … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s with the Grail Knight, a noted health care expert, and his take on those who actively campaign for ObamaCare. After all, G.K. did live about 500 years or so, even without the alleged benefits of socialized medicine. The most … Continue reading →
Thus spake Mayor For Life Marion Barry in 1990, when nabbed in an FBI sting, smoking crack in a hotel room with one of his many chippies. Not content to rest on his laurels, Mayor For Life Marion Barry was … Continue reading →
Oh teachers. Never ending font of mirth and delight. From the below list, pick one teacher to educate your child. 1. Crystal deFanti who sent her kids home with a DVD that included (inadvertently, she claims) a six second clip … Continue reading →
The poor Iraqis. They just started a new chapter in their history (withdrawal of U.S. troops), and we sent them Vice President Biden as a surprise gift. That’s almost as good a gift as the time ‘Puter’s grandma gave him … Continue reading →
How pathetic has New York’s legislature become? So pathetic that the New York Times editorial board has raised the idea of term limits, independent redistricting panels and a state constitutional convention, among other things. When New York’s famously liberal legislature … Continue reading →
That’s right, it’s Hot For Teacher time again, chez Gormogon. Here’s an excellent compilation of the 10 hottest child molesting (woman on boy) teachers brought to you courtesy of brobible.com. This should help our readers “rise and shine” this rainy … Continue reading →
By now we all know Gov. Sanford flew to Argentina on the taxpayers’ dime to “make sweet love down by the fire” to his latina lover. ‘Puter wonder to hisself whether the governor’s Argentine mistress is a “wise Latina,” but … Continue reading →
After a hard night on the town, Czar returns home a bit likkered up and starts landscaping his neighbor’s yard. Unfortunately for the Czar, his neighbor had not requested assistance in landscaping, and the local constabulary arrived in force. Not … Continue reading →
As St. Paul so aptly wrote in Romans 6:23. Today, Mr. Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison for swindling folks out of their life savings. Whether the money came from the rich, the poor, Blacks, Whites, union … Continue reading →
The Supreme Court in a 5-4 decision in Ricci v. DeStefano, 555 U.S. ____ (2009), today held thus: We hold only that, under Title VII, before an employer can engage in intentional discrimination for the asserted purpose of avoiding or … Continue reading →
Noooooo!! How come only the good die young?!? Who will now yell at ‘Puter throughout commercial breaks!?! From whom will ‘Puter learn of amazing new products?!? Ed, Michael, Farrah and now Billy, too? ‘Puter must go make sense of this … Continue reading →
House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) is not ‘Puter’s favorite Congressman, although ‘Puter greatly admires Mr. Boehner’s fake tan and 3 pack-a-day habit. But Mr. Boehner gets it exactly right when he refers to Speaker Pelosi’s “climate change” bill ( … Continue reading →
Just a little update to ‘Puter’s earlier anti-union screeds. The U.S. Senate is preparing to tax everyone’s health care benefits. Unless, of course, you’re a federal employee or a union member. Yes sirree! Voting Democrat certainly ushered in the most … Continue reading →
New York state is facing a huge budget crisis. The state projects a $17.9 billion shortfall in the 2010 fiscal year. The state is increasing taxes and fees like mad. Leaving aside for the moment the wisdom of continuing runaway … Continue reading →
Not really. It’s all about lining the union pockets, students be damned. Why is it so oppressive to require teachers to pick up a small portion of the tab for their gold-plated pensions? In New York, as mentioned earlier, state … Continue reading →
Finally the fuzz caught up to ‘Puter, busting both ‘Puter and Mrs. ‘Puter on a bogus domestic violence rap. That is, until ‘Puter realized he’d ben caught orange handed. *What kind of genius law enforcement officer writes in his report … Continue reading →
Committing adultery will henceforth be referred to as “hiking the Appalachian Trail.” So let it be written, so let it be done. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the … Continue reading →
With plunging tax revenues, California has stated it will issue IOUs to its creditors, including taxpayers. ‘Puter recommends a large Silicon Valley company purchase the IOUs from recipients for pennies on the dollar, then pay its California taxes with the … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s waiting for Julia Roberts to reprise her role as a prostitute in this lovely little story. The setting? Oklahoma City. Characters? Lahoma Sue Smith*, hooker. Unnamed man, john. The plot? Man has marital difficulties, so naturally, he goes trolling … Continue reading →
