Always right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this.’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial and legal advisor. He successfully defended us against a lawsuit from a liquor distributor worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in unpaid deliveries of bootleg shandies.The Geep has an IQ so high it is untestable and attempts to measure it have resulted in dangerously unstable results as well as injuries to researchers. Coincidentally, he publishes intelligence tests as a side gig.His sarcasm is so highly developed it borders on the psychic, and he is often able to insult a person even before meeting them. ’Puter enjoys hunting small game with 000 slugs and punt guns, correcting homilies in real time at Mass, and undermining unions. ’Puter likes to wear a hockey mask and carry an axe into public campgrounds, where he bursts into people’s tents and screams. As you might expect, he has been shot several times but remains completely undeterred.He assures us that his obsessive fawning over news stories involving women teachers sleeping with young students is not Freudian in any way, although he admits something similar once happened to him. Uniquely, ’Puter is unable to speak, read, or write Russian, but he is able to sing it fluently.Geep joined the order in the mid-1980s. He arrived at the Castle door with dozens of steamer trunks and an inarticulate hissing creature of astonishingly low intelligence he calls “Sleestak.” Ghettoputer appears to make his wishes known to Sleestak, although no one is sure whether this is the result of complex sign language, expert body posture reading, or simply beating Sleestak with a rubber mallet.'Puter suggests the Czar suck it.
‘Puter learned something reading E.J. Dionne’s latest opinion piece in today’s Washington Post. Surprisingly, that something is actually useful. Mr. Dionne claims Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) is losing the MediCare reform debate because Americans understand that Mr. Ryan’s proposal will … Continue reading →
And not just the bad, Nazi Germans. But regular old, nuke-hating, Birkenstock wearing, razor-abhorring Germans! Oh, the humanity! But how? How can we be sure it’s Ms. Palin who is killing Germans? The logic, my friends, is simple. There is … Continue reading →
The housing market has now entered the feared “double dip,” after rebounding slightly in the past few quarters. Liberal pundits and media are furiously spinning the seemingly unending stream of bad economic indicators as “unexpected.” Heck, Glenn Reynolds at Instapundit … Continue reading →
The New York Times editorial board strikes another blow for market ignorance today in this editorial. Its premise is that in order to save the housing market, we have to destroy it. Sadly, this is an all too common attitude … Continue reading →
The New York Times editorial board gets something partially correct today! This editorial lauds the Supreme Court for upholding a Ninth Circuit decision requiring California to remedy intolerable (“cruel and unusual”) prison conditions.* Based on the decision, the conditions inside … Continue reading →
Speaking for the “Catholicism = Whatever My Personal Beliefs Are At Any Given Time” wing of the faith, E.J. Dionne pens another Washington Post op-ed. Regular readers of your Gormogons know ‘Puter’s opinion of Mr. Dionne regarding matters of Catholic … Continue reading →
Governor Andrew Cuomo has fast-tracked new, test score based teacher evaluations. Teachers’ unions have predictably reacted by saying, “ZOMG! OH NOES! UR KIDZ IZZ GUNNA BE TEH DUMMER BCUZ WE R BING EEVALYOOATED!!1!eleventy!!“ ‘Puter was listening to his local NPR … Continue reading →
A New York Times columnist dissembles on an important issue today regarding the hotly contested House race in New York’s 26th district in order to promote the official party line on Medicare and Republican vulnerability thereon. Of course, the New … Continue reading →
Continuing in a curmudgeonly vein, ‘Puter offers the following example of elitist disconnect. The politics of this individual don’t matter, but his status as an Ivy League professor does. ‘Puter offers the following comments captured in today’s Washington Post concerning … Continue reading →
It’s a dreary, drizzly, 45 degree Monday. His back hurts, and his dreams were haunted all night by the image of Mrs. ‘Puter stepping out on him. Needless to say, ‘Puter’s in a foul mood, with a full-blown case of … Continue reading →
Well it’s about danged time this Rube Goldberg contraption is up and running, sort of, again. ‘Puter’s been venting over to The Twitter. If you don’t already follow us over there, you really ought to. Especially because most of ‘Puter’s … Continue reading →
As GorT notes below, many leftist Catholics believe that God commands us to structure government to provide for the perceived “needs” of all. In essence, leftist Catholics use government to impose their religious views on others. But it’s OK, because … Continue reading →
It seems that intrusive government cheerleader Mika Brzezinski, of Morning Joe and ‘Puter’s naughty dreams, complained that she couldn’t make ends meet on her morning talk show host compensation. In fact, Ms. Brzezinski was making fourteen times less than Joe … Continue reading →
Here’s a little riddle for all of ‘Puter’s “progressive” friends. Q. How is the Peace Corps like the Catholic Church? A. Both have horribly mismanaged credible allegations of sexual assault and rape, covered them up for years, and blamed the … Continue reading →
While conversing with a co-worker, ‘Puter lamented the low quality of education these days. ‘Puter’s co-worker agreed, saying she had a great example of current academic shortcomings. Below is an essay submitted by an Arizona State University senior journalism major. … Continue reading →
The New York Times yesterday published an editorial stating that The Hon. Vaughn Walker should not have recused himself from consideration of California’s Proposition 8. Judge Walker is the U.S. District Court Judge who ruled that California’s Proposition 8 (banning … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s been watching with some interest the flooding in the Midwest. You see, ‘Puter lived in Missouri during the Great Flood of 1993. Leaving aside for the moment the flooding’s likely impact on grain prices, and therefore ultimately on retail … Continue reading →
As Czar knows from his extensive time spent piloting Mi-28 Havocs in tank busting missions north of the Arctic Circle*, it’s never a good idea to grab a crew member’s “genital area.” Your Gormogons made extra-certain to give this travel … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s been busy today working. Also, he’s been busy pulling a 1/4 inch bolt out of his passenger side rear tire, but that’s another whole story. But thanks, dipstick, for thoughtfully leaving the washer on the bolt as it bounced … Continue reading →
Today* (yesterday) marks the 25th anniversary of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster. ‘Puter mostly blames the Soviets for the disaster, as the plant’s fail safes were poorly designed and the reactor had no containment unit. ‘Puter does however recognize the courage … Continue reading →
Mrs. ‘Puter told ‘Puter last night that she had but one wish for a Mother’s Day gift. ‘Puter loves it when Mrs. ‘Puter tells him what to get her. It prevents unfortunate occurrences such as the infamous Hickory Farms Incident … Continue reading →
Today is the most somber day on the Catholic (and Christian generally) calendar. For believers, today is the day where Jesus, true God and true man, offered himself in sacrifice to save us from sin and death, opening the gates … Continue reading →
Two New York State Assemblymen have decided that rather than address the crushing state debt and inequitable state employee benefits situation, their time is better spent making “homeless dogs” the official state canine. ‘Puter thinks all of New York’s elected … Continue reading →
As regular readers know, ‘Puter and GorT both enjoy high-level European soccer. Last night, Real Madrid won the Copa del Rey, awarded annually in La Liga to the team that wins an elimination tournament. Real Madrid is one of the … Continue reading →
Here’s ‘Puter’s stupid question for the day. Assume that a public sector union contract has expired so that there is no continuing obligation between the employer and the employees. Assume further that the public unions refuse to acknowledge economic reality … Continue reading →
Czar mentions in his post below that Standard & Poor’s has downgraded its outlook on United Staes debt from stable to negative. Essentially, S&P acknowledged what everyone knows: if America doesn’t get its fiscal act together pretty soon, its debt … Continue reading →
Liberals have recently taken to calling for nebulously defined “shared sacrifice.” Shared sacrifice has been trotted out by President Obama in support of his budget. Newly anointed DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL) calls for shared sacrifice to reduce the … Continue reading →
That is, the California Federation of Teachers is equivalent to seminal gansta rapper, now actor, Ice-T. How’s that? Because they both support cop killers. The CFT actually supports convicted cop killer Mumia abu Jamal, ne Wesley Cook, as evidenced by … Continue reading →
That’s how the headlines should be reading. A horribly slanted news/opinion mashup at the Huffington Post admits as much, so you don’t have to take ‘Puter’s word for it. If Speaker Boehner and his Republican Caucus were smart, they’d offer … Continue reading →
The Washington Post breathlessly reports this morning that a government shutdown may require non-essential federal employees to surrender their Blackberries on Monday. Federal employees may go throught withdrawal! OH NOES! All of this raises the following question in ‘Puter’s feeble … Continue reading →
Dear Mrs. Brady: ‘Puter read with interest your opinion piece titled “30 years after the Reagan shooting, gun violence still reigns” in March 28, 2011”s edition of the Washington Post. To call it unfair, poorly reasoned and misguided would be … Continue reading →
The New York Legislature passed an on time budget for the first time in 28 years. That’s right. For longer than some of you have been alive, through Republican and Democrat administrations, New York’s elected representatives have ignored their constitutional … Continue reading →
Here’s a quote about your Gormogons, and the lovely ladies they call their wives. They are vulgar, bronzed, tattooed and muscle bound – and that’s just the men while the girls are all breasts to the wind. Actually, the quote … Continue reading →
‘Puter was pondering the Obama Administration’s singular ability to muck up every foreign policy matter it touches, and had a sobering thought. With President Obama thoroughly flummoxed by our “kinetic military actions” in Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan, what happens if … Continue reading →
‘Puter was perusing his mail last evening, after arriving home from work. You know, in a private sector job with no guarantee of continued employment, no pension, no limit on hours worked, no regular schedule, no work rules. In the … Continue reading →
It appears that another of the Czar’s brilliant design schemes is going to plan. Deer are impaling themselves on the sharp fence spikes that surround the local cemetery in Willaimsville, New York. The deer carcasses add to the somber mood … Continue reading →
We have seen recently what multiateralist, humanitarian foreign policy looks like. And in ‘Puter’s opinion, it looks like failure. Joe Scarborough on MSNBC’s Morning Joe put it well when he referred to the Obama Administration’s foreign policy as treating the … Continue reading →
Since brutally attacking misguided E.J. Dionne columns is a part time hobby of ‘Puter’s, like shooting fish in a barrel and taking candy from babies, ‘Puter figured it would be appropriate to give Mr. Dionne credit when he gets something … Continue reading →
‘Puter has been Czar’s designated driver, since ‘Puter gave up drinking after midnight (GMT)and before 6:00 AM (EST) for Lent. Unfortunately, ‘Puter had to attend his niece’s Irish step-dancing recital this weekend in Guadalajara, and Czar took the Castle’s tram … Continue reading →
Concerning Czar’s post below, ‘Puter was taken aback upon reading it. ‘Puter reminded Czar that the official MSM Style Guide insists that the word “darkened” or any variant whatsoever of the word “dark” be used within fifteen sentences of any … Continue reading →
Wisconsin’s union lackeys, through Dane County (home of Madison) Democrat county district attorney Ismael Ozanne and Dane County Court judge Maryann Sumi, got a temporary restraining order blocking enforcement of Gov. Scott Walker’s union -taming legislation. Here’s hoping Gov. Walker … Continue reading →
Byron York writing in today’s Washington Examiner pens this column, excoriating AFL-CIO head honcho Richard Trumka for equating unions’ lavish benefit packages to Blacks’ struggle for civil rights. You ought to read the entire column. It is patently offensive that … Continue reading →
‘Puter is a genius. Then again, you already knew this. ‘Puter has determined how to restore Governor Cuomo’s proposed $1.5 billion in cuts to education funding in New York. All the state legislature has to do is agree to repeal … Continue reading →
The New York Times reports today that a state senator, Carl Kruger, and a state assemblyman, William F. Boyland, Jr., surrendered to federal authorities to answer numerous criminal corruption charges. You know, little things, like “taking bribes over the course … Continue reading →
E.J. Dionne Jr. has gotten loose from his restraints again, and found a keyboard. In assessing our national and state budget crises, Mr. Dionne advocates that Washington Democrats behave more like … Wisconsin Democrats! Mr. Dionne opines: In Wisconsin, by … Continue reading →
And so begins the Lenten observance for several of your Gormogons. ‘Puter is giving up booze for Lent, which should, in addition to permitting his liver to detoxify, cause him to drop a few pounds as well. It may also … Continue reading →
‘Puter has been remiss about sharing his correspondents’ insightful mail. So, here’s an extended dance version of ‘Puter’s Male Bag! Correspondent Bag Man writes in concerning ‘Puter’s brilliant Time Sucks rant: I’m not in the habit of leaving comments (or … Continue reading →
Here’s ‘Puter’s update to this post, as promised. ‘Puter had intended to merely post an update to his earlier post, but in re-reading the letter, ‘Puter decided it required a post of its own. The letter’s author is Mr. Bill … Continue reading →
His Washington Post column today is a masterpiece, and should be required reading. Mr. Samuelson succinctly, patiently and politely explains that Social Security is middle class welfare. All this makes Social Security “welfare.” Benefits shift; they’re not strictly proportionate to … Continue reading →
*** WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE. SERIOUSLY. *** In this week’s issue of Time* (Mrs. ‘Puter subscribes. Don’t get ‘Puter started.), there’s a letter from a pro-union reader commenting on Time’s article on the Wisconsin public union showdown. The letter contains the … Continue reading →
When the New York Times’ official position on public sector unionism and the damage caused thereby is closer to ‘Puter’s than to the unions’, the party’s over for the unions. Read the entire editorial, and be amazed. 'PuterAlways right, unless … Continue reading →
It’s always difficult to keep Mrs. ‘Puter happy (mostly because she’s married to ‘Puter), but ‘Puter’s going to have to try really, really hard (and often) to do so. Because scientists say so. *Shamelessly stolen from Instapundit. 'PuterAlways right, unless … Continue reading →
Amidst all the public union foofaraw in Wisconsin and elsewhere, we hear the same mantra over and over. Teachers are underpaid relative to the private sector. ‘Puter always responds the same way. How do we really know what a teacher … Continue reading →
Math is hard. At least it seems that way, as New York Times’ editors are either ignorant of basic math or lying. ‘Puter will politely assume that the editors are not liars, and will generously assume their ignorance instead. Today’s … Continue reading →
As Barbie once said, “Math is hard!” (Actually, Barbie said “Math class is tough!”, but ‘Puter likes the urban legend version better, so cope). Democrats are the Party of Barbie. Math may be beyond their collective grasp, but spending other … Continue reading →
‘Puter received a polite remonstration concerning this post on hippie Catholics from one of our readers who is a flesh and blood Roman Catholic priest. Too cool. ‘Puter thinks he shall designate this correspondent Gormogon Operative HRE, short for Holy … Continue reading →
In a well-conceived plan to increase ‘Puter’s recently controlled blood pressure (thanks, HCTZ and lisinopril!) to the danger zone (‘Puter loves Top Gun), Your Volgi sends along this link regarding a hippie Catholic priest and his twist on the Rite … Continue reading →
Apropos of ‘Puter’s post below on New York’s odd fixation on bicycles, Dr. J writes in to remind ‘Puter of a basic fact. With the government, it’s all about the money. I suspect that this is just another way to … Continue reading →
New York is taking a beating. Business is fleeing the state. We have the highest or second highest overall tax burden depending on how you assess it. Our infrastructure is crumbling. Our youth get educated, then leave for greener pastures. … Continue reading →
So Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) must be doing something right. ‘Puter received the following missive from the New York State Bar Association president this afternoon. Please read it for yourself: Dear [‘Puter], Esq.: I am writing to urge that you … Continue reading →
Public sector unions generally, and the Wisconsin teachers’ union specifically, have lost the first battle in the emerging war over taxpayer funded salaries and benefits. Despite the unions’ misplaced yet fervent belief, the public was not swayed to their side … Continue reading →
Today’s New York Times breathlessly reports that: Edward N. Peters, a professor at Sacred Heart Major Seminary in Detroit, who last year was named by Pope Benedict XVI as a consultant to the Vatican court, the Apostolic Signatura, called the … Continue reading →
‘Puter thinks that the United States Marine Corps scout-snipers should take up Moammar Gadhafi on his declared wish to “die a martyr” in his country. ‘Puter is fairly certain that a Marine scout-sniper team anywhere within a full mile of … Continue reading →
‘Puter has several liberal friends who have spent the last couple of weeks berating ‘Puter for the House Republicans’ proposed cuts to, among other things, Planned Parenthood and LIHEAP. ‘Puter’s friends are outraged — outraged! — that ‘Puter could be … Continue reading →
Gormogon Operative JS sent a coded message to ‘Puter utilizing as a cipher the number of purely gratuitious shots of Teri Hatcher’s rack on Desperate Housewives. JS writes: Have you chimed in yet about Unions and Wisconsin? I would’ve thought … Continue reading →
‘Puter had thought to post concerning the cowardly and brutal sexual assault on CBS News reporter Lara Logan, but chickened out. Then Czar, as is his wont, rushed in where angels fear to tread, posting a thoughtful and reasoned analysis … Continue reading →
Royal Surgeon Dr. J. weighs in from the dispensary with his budget plans. The good Doctor recommends, in addition to a daily regimen of coffee colonics, the following: Dr. J. knows that he’s not a Gormogon, but as Royal Surgeon, … Continue reading →
All this discussion about budgeting got ‘Puter to thinking about all the implicit assumptions that go into spending other people’s money (i.e., tax revenue). ‘Puter believes that Americans need not accept the current paradigm, as it is designed to inexorably … Continue reading →
Gormogon Operative JS sends a missive from Guadalajara tattooed on the back of an MS-13 underling. JS asks ‘Puter (and the other Gormogons — hint, hint) to opine as to what budget cuts he recommends. Here goes. First, let’s all … Continue reading →
President Obama proposed his 2012 budget today. The New York Times predictably gushes in a so-called “news” story about the proposal’s “cut and invest” strategy. Meanwhile, House Republicans bravely proposed cutting nearly $100 billion out of the remaining budget for … Continue reading →
‘Puter made braised pork ribs this weekend, which involved as a first step searing the ribs on the Castle’s 32 burner fusion powered grill. It was a present from GorT. ‘Puter was seasoning the ribs with Montreal Steak Seasoning in … Continue reading →
Avid Gormogon readers know ‘Puter lives somewhere in the frozen tundra known as Upstate New York. Readers also know it takes a special kind of person to live Upstate. One who overlooks the little things, like crumbling infrastructure, sky high … Continue reading →
New York is going for it! No longer content to be a meager number 2 in the rankings for states with the worst tax burden, we’re kicking it up a notch! New York is now taxing all of the income … Continue reading →
With apologies to President Lincoln, ‘Puter thinks his Gettysburg Address could use a bit of updating: … that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom— and that government of the children, by the children, for the … Continue reading →
From a friend’s Facebook status: Support your school music programs. Only then might we avert another tragedy on par with Super Bowl XLV’s Half-Time show. So true. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to … Continue reading →
‘Puter, while rummaging through Czar’s filing cabinets looking for his hidden stash of Metamucil margaritas, came across this lawsuit filed on behalf of Czar. And here ‘Puter was wondering what happened to his piggy bank and 55 gallon drum of … Continue reading →
Free breast, genital and rectal exams! While you’re unconscious and without your consent. Some, like ‘Puter, see this as a natural consequence of socialized medicine (i.e., ObamaCare). Others, like Czar, see this as a natural consequence of Saturday nights at … Continue reading →
New York’s public sector unions are in danger of becoming lost in space. [ed. — ‘Puter acknowledges the lameness of this references, he’s just too lazy to come up with something creative.] This morning’s New York Times puts forth the … Continue reading →
Things are different today, I hear every sergeant say. Operative MC sends a cipher on the back of a Bazooka Joe comic concerning this article in yesterday’s USA Today (America’s high school paper of record). The article concerns the overprescription … Continue reading →
The Reverend DeForest B. Soaries, Jr., writing in today’s Wall Street Journal, puts forth a view of affirmative action ‘Puter can wholeheartedly support. Rev. Soaries writes: None of these problems will be solved by government policies alone. They need the … Continue reading →
The answer according to Nicholas D. Kristof writing in today’s New York Times seems to be that Jesus would do whatever comports with Mr.Kristof’s liberal nostrums, regardless of what the Magisterium says. One of ‘Puter’s few conservative friends from college, … Continue reading →
Charlie Sheen has been admitted to the hospital, suffering severe abdominal pains, apparently the result of an all-night drug-fueled bender with a couple of chippies. ‘Puter wishes Mr. Sheen a quick recovery, and success in besting his multiple addictions. Although … Continue reading →
We all knew it was coming. The White House indicates that President Obama will soon give a speech calling for greater gun control, ostensibly to prevent the recurrence of a Tucson style event. Newsweek, the Weekly Reader for putative adults, … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s going to break a few of his own rules (including but not limited to: engaging in ad hominem attacks) in this post, so hang on. New York State Sen. James S. Alesi (R-55th) is a self-entitled asshole. There, ‘Puter’s … Continue reading →
Kevin D. Williamson at National Review’s blog The Exchequer has a post that ‘Puter really cannot improve upon. Mr. Williamson writes concerning the Republicans’ nascent plans to address looming state insolvencies: And I see one big opportunity: This is the … Continue reading →
This post has nothing to do with horny septuagenerians on a Viagra bender. Sorry to disappoint all of you German readers who got here through a filthy Google search. Readers know that ‘Puter believes the quality of public education has … Continue reading →
Ruth Marcus, writing for the Washington Post this morning, pens one of the more reasonable anti-gun columns to follow the Tucson Massacre. Her premise is that a 10 round clip should be enough for a handgun. What’s the problem with … Continue reading →
Good times with ‘Puter’s liberal friend from college will soon come to an end. ‘Puter has unilaterally surrendered to the hard-headed know-nothingness evidenced by his erstwhile comrade. ‘Puter’s friend continues to be on a tear about Sarah Palin, crosshairs and … Continue reading →
Not wanting to be left behind in the mad rush to blame everyone and everything for the Tuscon massacre, Rep. Carolyn McCarthy (D-NY) is preparing to submit legislation to ban high capacity magazines. Now, one can forgive Rep. McCarthy for … Continue reading →
‘Puter promised his additional thoughts on his Liberal Genius post below. In the interim, however, ‘Puter received this thoughtful response from Professor Mondo: Sorry you had another disagreement with your buddy — I have those with the Major all the … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s liberal friends are at it again, blaming the Tucson massacre on conservatives. Specifically, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann. Here’s the reasoned detailed analysis from ‘Puter’s friend, via Facebook: On my way out of this determined-to-destroy itself country–and I’m not … Continue reading →
Dnan Milbank has a perplexing column in today’s Washington Post. Mr. Milbank attacks Republicans not so much for reading the Constitution on the floor of the House, but for having the temerity to read only the currently operative portions of … Continue reading →
There are some uncharacteristically good public sector union takedowns going on recently. Here are links to a few of them: Megan McArdle discusses New York’s myriad, liberal-caused budget problems, including but not limited to union benefits. The WSJ editorial board … Continue reading →
This simple product gives ‘Puter hope for the future. A good, God-fearing American sees a need and fills it. So to speak. ‘Puter remains vaguely disturbed that this is the second iteration of the product. He’d hate to see the … Continue reading →
'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial … Continue reading →
Guess who is closet reader of Your Gormogons? That’s right! None other than Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA), who is perusing the Gormogons hard copy website. The fine folks FoxNews.com snapped this picture, catching Gormogon fan Rep. Frank not working and … Continue reading →
And filled with seamen? Why, the HMS Gay Viking of course! With her World War II record of service, the Gay Viking may be the first openly homosexual participant in a major Western military since those flaming Spartans and Athenians … Continue reading →
As an update to ‘Puter’s post immediately below, in a shocking move, the Democrat leader of the Wisconsin State Senate voted with Republicans to vote down the Assembly approved giveaways. Unions and Democrats are said to be “stunned.” Well, good. … Continue reading →
Gormogon Operative MC writes in with the most recent display of Democrats’ brazen thievery. In order to pass 16 separate union contracts, Democrats in the Wisconsin legislature sprung one of their colleagues from the hoosegow so he could vote. Quoth … Continue reading →
