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Dona Eis Requiem Sempiternam

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

On this twelfth anniversary of militant Islam’s attack on the American homeland, let us remember our dead, pray for the living and rededicate ourselves to stamping out evil militant Islam wherever it may be found. ‘Puter’s son Spawn was barely … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Islamic Terror

Legalized Illegal Immigration: Turning Gay Marriage On Its Ear

The Gormogons Posted on April 10, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…literally, as Joe Biden would say. Dr. J. suspects that his progressive drone classmates and colleagues on Facebook are getting marching orders from somewhere.  Old and Busted Folks are knocking their pink and red equals signs on their sides, in … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Dr. J. Style, Facebook, Gay Marriage, Meme, Progressives, Twin Towers

9/11 – Time to Beat the Polemicists with a Pole

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

As you all know, Dr. J. likes to read the Comics section of the newspaper first, followed by the editorial section for additional laughs, and then ultimately the rest of the newspaper. Indeed, Dr. J. doesn’t have the time to … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Cartoons, Dirty Liberals

Then and Now

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Here are some interesting statistics looking at the change from September 11, 2001 and September 11, 2011: Afghanistan’s GDP has risen by 645% from $2.46B to $18.33B Iraq’s GDP has risen by 473% from $18.94B to $108.42B Gold has gone … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Gormogonica

Dies iræ

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

If you drove by Castle Gormogon today, you didn’t see a Stars & Stripes flag hanging from the Volgi’s balcony. You saw a Gadsden flag (at right). In case you did (though the Volgi realizes it may have been difficult … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, al-Qâ’ida, Americans, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Global War on Terror, Mark Steyn, War

Dedication to David

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

David Brandhorst would be about thirteen years old today. He would be back in school, catching up with friends by text message, and scrambling to finish his homework. He probably would spend a little time on Xbox Live, worry about … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Dona nobis pacem, Remembrance, Requiescat in pace

Through the Perilous Fight

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Passing through several small communities today, we saw many homes displaying American flags. Some were large, some were very small. Some hung from poles, while some were on tiny wood dowels and stuck in flower plots on front porches. Some … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Dona nobis pacem, Remembrance

I’ll show you a place | Where there’s no sorrow or pain

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Requiescant in pace. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in 9/11, Club Gormogon

The Mosque That Isn’t

The Gormogons Posted on August 14, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Okay. So the President has endorsed the Ground Zero mosque. Fortunately, his endorsements tend to be a kiss of death. And so the good news is that President Obama has as much say as nearly any other American on whether … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Islam, The Obama Amateur Hour

Remember

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 11, 2009

Like almost anyone reading this, the Czar remembers exactly where he was eight years ago. The weirdly blue and open skies. The strangely hushed start to the morning. The people gathering by anything like a television. The Czar only glances … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Disaster, History, Remembrance

Our sucking up to Iran… [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 11, 2009

…made them feel secure enough to crack heads after the election fraud was revealed, says David Ignatius. One Iranian political figure has told a Western intermediary that the Obama administration may have unwittingly encouraged the regime’s power grab by sending … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Appearance of Weakness, Iran, Nukes, Supplication Slapped Down, The Obama Amateur Hour

Ah Nuts!

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 9, 2009

According to this report from Foxnews.com, the actor Charlie Sheen is demanding a meeting with President Obama to discuss the “truth” behind the September 11th terrorist attack. Looks like Mr. Sheen holds the same belief of former Green Jobs Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Charlie Sheen, Inside Job, Truthers

RE: ’Scuse me, 官 [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 8, 2009

Ah sō des’ ne, as those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders say. Silly me, I was still calling it “September Eleventh.” I had no idea it had been Day-ified. Update: Ok, so I’ve been thinking about this for way too long. Shouldn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Holidays

Memento mortuos!

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 11, 2008

Photo via With Leather Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in 9/11

Consider the Source

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 11, 2008

‘Puter just discovered that the people who live on this rock are, for the most part, absolute morons. According to this poll, fifty-four percent (54%) of the surveyed geniuses think someone other than Al Qaeda was responsible for the 9/11 … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Barack Obama, Polls, Rachel Lucas, Reuters, Stupid People, World Opinion

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