Category Archives: And yet she must scream
Want a Tat? Time to reflect…
Nothing says class like Hello Kitty Gentle Readers, Dr. J. woke up Sunday Morning to this piece on Fox and Friends. Washington D.C. who has had a fairly unregulated tattoo industry felt the need to catch up with the times … Continue reading →
Our Private Jet Got a Paint Job
Gentle Readers, Dr. J. saw ‘Puter slinking away from the Castle hanger this morning with a paint brush and palate. Behold what he wrought while we all slept: If you want to charter a flight, here’s how, but we’ll only … Continue reading →
Mailbag – Droid Factory Edition
Operative BG writes in: Dr. J., Is it possible I’ve divined the actual location of Castle Gormogon? Dr. J’s prescription shows the castle’s phone number as 888-867-5309, which is apparently located at 2209 Whitten Road, Memphis, TN 38133. I’m thinking … Continue reading →
Hello Jason!
Uh, no, not really…
She has no mouth, and yet she must crush the ponies in this debate. Hello Kitty is for Puter and little girls, please make amends you ignorant Brony Bloggers… Dr. J.
Continue reading →Breaking: Romney VP Leaked!
Your Gormogons masters, the puppet-masters of the puppet-masters we are, have chosen to reveal to you, our devoted readers, a picture obtained from the Romney ’12 VP announcement pre-party this evening… With a name like Maroney, how could he take … Continue reading →
‘Puter Scooter?
Uncle Jay returns from Internet purgatory to let us know he has been hanging around the Castle parking lot, wherein the found this: It is not the Czar’s, for verily a motorbike he does not ride. Could be a hotel … Continue reading →
Happy Birthday ‘Puter!
Mrs. Dr. J., the Lil Resident and the Lil Medstudent baked you a cake… …and a pie! Happy Birthday Big Guy! Dr. J.
Continue reading →Hello Baby!
Were Dr. and Mrs. Dr. J. to produce more offspring, our birth plan might require a flight to Taiwan for the delivery. While it might affect that child’s ability to run for president of the United States, it would be … Continue reading →
Hello Kitty Perry
Dr. J. has no idea how this one slipped past ‘Puter. Katy Perry in Hello Kitty-wear? Shame ‘Puter, shame. SNL with Katy Perry: J-Pop Talk Show (12/10/11)– Watch more Funny Videos at Vodpod. Dr. J.
Continue reading →Hello Kidney!
Operative JS writes in under the subject header ‘From a children’s hospital’: Hello, kind sirs. I wasn’t sure if you’d seen the following, so I thought I would share it with you. God Bless, Operative J S P.S. Just looked, … Continue reading →
Here Kitty, Kitty…!
Blue Sun respectfully submits a video nearly guaranteed to have ‘Puter busting a move, peeling off all his clothes, and prancing around the weeds at the Castle entrance until Sleestak has to get the darts again. And to be fair, … Continue reading →
Everywhere
The Czar and Mandarin were very careful to leave their mark at their alma mater decades ago. If you look closely, you can still see evidence: The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь … Continue reading →
Our tendrils are everywhere…
Mandy’s subconscious mind-control ray is now firing on all pistons, as you can see by this small field test on Garry B. Trudeau, the author or Doonesbury: Hello Kitty today, GOP talking points tomorrow…muah…ha…ha…ha… Dr. J.
Continue reading →Puter’s Castle Christmas Tree
In a police lineup, it would not be hard to pick out ‘Puter’s Christmas Tree. Our little, lovable Luddite went with a Hello Kitty theme. Here you can see his tree, with Mrs. ‘Puter modeling the latest in Hello Kitty … Continue reading →
Mailbag – Two Hearts Beat As One…
In addition to the legion of letters for The Czar, today’s mailbag brings us a letter from Operative Æ, who you may recall wrote that he wrote in about a month ago regarding Dr. J’s first medical update, stating that … Continue reading →
We’re Working On It
The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of … Continue reading →
Ah, Yes…
Thanks, Borepatch! The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the … Continue reading →
Incoming Message From Durandal
Clever reader JA writes in to say: Re: the Marathon screen cap in a recent post. BEST. GAME. EVER. Yeah, don’t we know it. See kiddies, in the days before Halo, there was Marathon. Indeed, attentive players of the Halo … Continue reading →
The Ties That Bind
Mandarin found this from our alma mater. Joy. Pure joy. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out … Continue reading →
Quick Plug
If you aren’t reading Pundit and Pundette, you’re missing some superb takedown analysis of the current administration. Be glad they’re on our side; the Czar would hate to be a victim of their water-freezing gaze! No particular favorite essay: just … Continue reading →
And Yet She Must Keyring
JL, an operative of ours presently relocating the Hudson Bay an inch at a time (didn’t notice, didja?) writes in: Today at the hardware store I stood in line beside a young airman, about 20 I presume, he had just … Continue reading →
Barney Frank: Curriculum Vitae
Can someone explain to the Czar who the foxtrot puts a charlie foxtrot like Barney Frank in charge of the U.S. House of Representatives Financial Services Committee? Is it the deep commercial banking experience he lacks? Or the investment management … Continue reading →
There Is No Science, Inc.
Yeah, so the Volgi sends the Czar a link to a New York Times blog post by Nicholas Wade; within Mr. Wade repeats a comment by a psychologist who claims that scientists are humans, and therefore are subject to GroupThink; … Continue reading →
Access {Error}:Fatal_Init
Anyway, whatever that nonsense up there is, that’s what you get when you try to hack into GorT’s brain. Here’s how it went down. So the Czar is strolling through the basement of the Castle Gormogon (motto of our basement: … Continue reading →
Meet the Gormogons!
Every ultra-secret society needs an easy-to-find website. And it is the one-year anniversary of this one! As a way of celebrating, here’s a simple user guide to most things Gormogon. Learn More About Us Although the Gormogons claim roughly five … Continue reading →
And Yeti She Must Scream
The Czar gives himself points for merging two inside Gormogon jokes with that title. He also strongly recommends the Volgi click this link for reasons important only to us. You have been warned that it will make no sense to … Continue reading →
Abby, Abby, Abby…
Poor Abby West, who (as we have foreseen and according to our plans) writes this shocking sentence: “Gormogons did exist but they don’t appear to have been all that menacing.” Not menacing? Take a look at this picture, Ms. West, … Continue reading →
Obey Me
OBEY The Czar is no fool. He views the Live Traffic stats down at the bottom of the blog, here. He sees that the most popular blog, world-wide, is Creepy Despots. He also know you like it only because it … Continue reading →