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Volt Probably Not Dangerous

The Gormogons Posted on November 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is no fan of the weirdly quiet but obnoxiously expensive Chevrolet Volt, but he urges caution and skepticism when hearings stories about batteries catching fire in simulated crashes. If you have not noticed, gasoline-powered automobiles catch fire as … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, General Motors, Government Control

Buy High, Sell Low…

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

The Obama administration today sold the last of its shares in Chrysler LLC, and in typical Obama administration fashion wound up losing the American taxpayer $1.3 billion. Well your Mandarin is not the only one disappointed in this loss as … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Chrysler, GM, Obama Administration

Misplaced Modi-Fire…

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Fox News has this story about the Tata Motors Nano model and some new safety features that are being added to the exhaust and electrical system. Apparently there have been reports of about a dozen of the vehicles catching on … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Car Accidents, Cars, India, Media

It’s possible ’Puter hates unions because he doesn’t get invited to their parties.

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Auto Bailout, Cars, Chrysler, Michigan, UAW, Unions

Axle of Evil…

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Your Mandarin, being an aficionado of cars enjoys reading Car and Driver Magazine. During a recent perusal of their web site, your Mandarin happened upon this article written by Justin Berkowitz that discusses the history of the North Korean automobile … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Car Accidents, Cars, General Motors, North Korea

Government Motors 1975

The Gormogons Posted on November 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 27, 2009

Friend of the Gormogons Claire Berlinski writes: After the Second World War, the United Kingdom’s newly elected Labour government resolved to build of Britain a New Jerusalem. It nationalized the commanding heights of the economy and inaugurated the cradle-to-grave welfare … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, GM, Great Britain, Margaret Thatcher

New Wheels

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2009 by GorTAugust 30, 2009

GorT and family bought a new car this weekend. We looked to cash in on some of everyone else’s hard earned money by trading in a 2000 model year minivan. Unfortunately, it did not qualify by a 1 MPG efficiency … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Cars

Something Smells Fishy with CARS

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 31, 2009

On Tuesday, the Czar said that Cash for Clunkers would prove too successful, and prove to be a major screwing of the taxpayers. By now you have heard the program is out of money already. Keep in mind this was … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Cars, Government spending, Taxes

Did I Mention You Don’t Qualify?

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 28, 2009

The ill-advised “Cash for Clunkers” is already turning out to be a typical Obama-administration deal. If you remember this, starting July 24, you can take your old POS lime green Fiero into a dealership and get an additional $4,500 back … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Barack Obama, Bush Test, Lime Green Fiero

And for the trifecta

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 24, 2009

Ford gets into bed with the government. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Auto Bailout, Big Environment, Big Three

Education Time

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2009 by GorTJune 6, 2009

After Gormogon University is done teaching the media about World War II and giving the current crop of government leaders a civics lesson, we plan on hosting a seminar on something called “Organizational Conflict of Interest” (OCI, for short) for … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Big Government, Conflict of Interest

GM: the host…

The Gormogons Posted on June 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 4, 2009

…killed by its parasite. General Motors was destroyed by operating under the ignorance, stupidity, and irrational greed of a labor union. From this point on, it is to operate under the ignorance, stupidity, and irrational greed of government officials acting … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, GM, UAW, Unions

我靠!

The Gormogons Posted on June 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 4, 2009

After the Obama administration shredded bondholder rights in the Chrysler and General Motors bankruptcies, the rule of law in the United States now is on par with China’s. So what’s the over-under on how long it takes us to dig … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Bankruptcy, China, Property Rights, Rule of Law, U.S. Economy

A Turn of the Wheel

The Gormogons Posted on June 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 3, 2009

Let us say that you are in a casino, near the roulette table. You have just witnessed a guy lose thousands of dollars over the last two hours. He nudges the guy next to him. “Say, pal…that was my kid’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Bailout, GM

Elitist self-regard

The Gormogons Posted on June 3, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 3, 2009

You know, His Obamaness is a confident guy. His acolytes attribute virtual omnipotence to him, and one gets the sense that he’d rarely refute such claim, other than with a backhanded dismissal insinuating it’s not that he couldn’t do it, … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Elitism, Stupid People

Yabba Dabba Don’t

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2009 by The MandarinJune 2, 2009

Here is a fascinating article regarding the Romanian automobile industry under the rule of Nicolae Ceausescu. This would be a funny look back at the past if not for the fact that this could very well be our future. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Big Government, General Motors, GM

Re: Obama’s Iraq

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2009 by GorTJune 2, 2009

To jump on ‘Puter’s post – this isn’t new behavior. Obama’s already done this with Gitmo, with cabinet appointees and other “Czar”isms – No not the Muscovite. This deal if rift with problems, the least of which isn’t the interference … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, GM

A Quick Glimpse

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 1, 2009

Und now mit…sorry. And now with news that the United States will own 60% of General Motors, the Czar wondered what that would mean for the future of car design. So he asked. GorTechie fired up his awesomely cool time … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Bankruptcy, Barack Obama, General Motors

Autodämmerung

The Gormogons Posted on May 31, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 31, 2009

For GorT the Elder: The phrase “bankrupt General Motors,” which we expect to hear uttered on Monday, leaves Americans my age in economic shock. The words are as melodramatic as “Mom’s nude photos.” And, indeed, if we want to understand … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Bankruptcy, General Motors, P.J. O'Rourke

If you don’t like politicians, don’t give them power, even if they promise you stuff.

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 12, 2009

Because the more power they get, the more things in your life will be decided by political means. The hated “special interests” (i.e., organized interests who aren’t you), sleazy Congressmen, unelected bureaucrats, those guys of the opposite party from yours … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Barack Obama, Corruption of Power

The auto mess gets messier.

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 6, 2009

“Not since Renault teamed up with AMC to bring you Le Car…” Now that’s what you want to hear when you’re talking about an auto plan! Excuse to post a picture of Le Car—or, wait, a Le Car? Un Car? … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Chrysler, Le Car, Le Freak c’est chic

Would You Buy A Used Car Industry from This Man?

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 30, 2009

Asks Douglas Holtz-Eakin. Let’s turn the clock back to the 2008 campaign and ask the question: If Barack Obama had run for office promising to deliver one-third of the Big Three automakers to the unions and drop another one-third on … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Barack Obama, TARP, Unions

Stray thought of the day…

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 27, 2009

So everyone (on the right, at least) keeps noting that Obama’s “stimulus” package is nothing like an actual stimulus package and won’t help the economy. It’s just the an enormous spending and social-engineering package, the agglomeration of Democrat wish-lists of … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Bailout, Economic policy, Financial Crisis, Housing Crisis, Socialism, Socialized Medicine, Stimulus Package

Anyone got a rope?

The Gormogons Posted on February 18, 2009 by GorTFebruary 18, 2009

We’re going to need one to pull ourselves up this slippery slope we’re on. Word came out yesterday that the US Automakers need another $16-20 Billion in bailouts to survive and even then, their plans are sketchy. Banks are clamoring … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Barack Obama, Economic policy

Hey, who’s this guy?

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 29, 2009

I kind of like him! “Interference of the State, the belief in the omnipotence of the State: that is a reaction to market failures,” Mr Putin said in his keynote address at the opening of the four-day meeting. “There is … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Bailout, Economic policy, Financial Crisis, Putin that Chekist хуй, Soviet Union

Your tax dollars at work

The Gormogons Posted on January 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 22, 2009

Vince from Film Drunk notes: Chrysler, which has received $4 billion in taxpayer bailout money (because God forbid we let shitty companies go bankrupt), recently announced plans to help underwrite Terminator Salvation for an undisclosed amount. To be fair, Chrysler … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Beirut West, Big Three, Terminator

Riddle me this, Batman

The Gormogons Posted on December 21, 2008 by GorTDecember 21, 2008

How is P.E. Obama going to reconcile his support from the far left with the reality he is facing and the programs he is pitching. Let’s take a specific domain that’s prominent in the news: the auto industry.The auto industry … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Barack Obama, Innovation, UAW

Willful Ignorance

The Gormogons Posted on December 12, 2008 by 'PuterDecember 12, 2008

The United Auto Workers reached a new low today. After scotching the Big 3 Bailout, Mr. Gettelfinger, mustachioed union flack, turned around and blamed Republican senators. After all, Republicans must be at fault, because they insisted that UAW members share … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Unions

And now a public-service announcement

The Gormogons Posted on December 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 12, 2008

Courtesy of the Beast. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Auto Bailout, Humor

Man, if only Fred Thompson had run for president!

The Gormogons Posted on December 3, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 3, 2008

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Auto Bailout, Bailout, Financial Crisis, Fred Thompson

More Reasons for not Bailing out the Auto Industry

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2008 by GorTNovember 26, 2008

Well besides the lovely car pictured on the right (that’s an AMC Gremlin), here is a huge reason not to provide bailouts to the auto industry: Thousands of laid-off auto workers get paid $31 an hour to sit around and … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Slackers, Unions

Misplaced Pity and the Chevy Crapalier

The Gormogons Posted on November 24, 2008 by 'PuterNovember 24, 2008

Anyone who started work for GM after 1982 and thought that they would have a job for life is too stupid to be bailed out. I’m talking to you, Green family. CNN apparently feels for you though, so at least … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Chevy Cavalier, GM, Pontiac Safari

Ghettoputer’s new ride!

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 21, 2008

Click the graphic to read all about it! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Auto Bailout, Big Three, Congress, Democrats

Mitt the Writer and Detroit Wheels

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2008 by 'PuterNovember 19, 2008

Mitt Romney channels ‘Puter in a well reasoned New York Times op-ed this morning. Does this sound familiar? A managed bankruptcy may be the only path to the fundamental restructuring the industry needs. It would permit the companies to shed … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Mitt Romney

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