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Eye of the Sparrow

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Okay, sit back and pretend Jim Lehrer dropped acid, and that this is actually how the First Presidential Debate seemed to him. Parts of this are truly magnificent. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Debate, Mitt Romney

Obama’s Suit Against Bank of America Is Baseless

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mind you, ‘Puter’s impression of U.S. Attorney Preet S. Bharara’s action against Bank of America is based entirely on Mr. Bharara’s press release, which you may review here. Here’s a very brief synopsis of the government’s claims. For a more … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, Gubbamint, Idiot criminals, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Waste and Fraud

The Czar Lost in Happy Memories Again

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Alert and poised-for-instant-Kung Fu-action operative MS writes in: Your most illustrious majesty: I watched only the first 10 minutes or so of last night’s debate before I was able to discern its rough course: Dear Leader: “This nation/me (priority frequently … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, China, Debate, Economic policy, Election, Foreign Policy, Gormogon Operatives, Gormogonica, Gormogons, Military, Mitt Romney, Prince Tochmas, The Czar of Muscovy

An Open Letter to Obama On “Stage 3 Romnesia”

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Dear Mr. President, After last night’s debate, you addressed a rally of your supporters and the press in Florida.  But then I repeat myself.  You chose this occasion, in front of a live audience of 11,000 or so to riff that … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Barack Obama, Mrs. 'Puter, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Debate 3: The Czar’s Take

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

All right, sports fans! Time to turn off the Bears-Lions game and see what happened on the final debate of 2012. Barack Obama – good: A lot of us were wondering which Barack Obama would be put out there tonight: … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mitt Romney

In Which ‘Puter Agrees With E.J. Dionne: Obama’s Next Term Agenda

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

In what may be a first, ‘Puter agrees with the Washington Post’s resident Obama fluffer E.J. Dionne, at least as to his central premise. Mr. Dionne states that President Obama’s agenda for a second term is not as hidden as … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, China, Democrats, E.J. Dionne, Future, Liberal Idiots, Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Middle East, Washington Post - WaPo, Welfare

‘Puter’s Women: Registered Democrats Disenchanted With Obama

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

A photo of ‘Puter’s Mom, circa 1967. Notreally. ‘Puter’s Mom was too busy workingto hang out with the rich kid, self absorbedhippies smoking weed and dodging the draft. ‘Puter’s going to let slip some ‘Puter family secrets. Both Mrs. ‘Puter … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Joe Biden, Mrs. 'Puter, Parents, Stupid Politicians

Smith Dinner Standup

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

In case you missed it, the traditional presidential candidate roast was held yesterday. The Czar would tell you all about the Smith Foundation and its goals, but you basically want to get to the good stuff. Anyway, you can look … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Comedy, Election, Mitt Romney

Obama’s Record Is The Biggest Negative Ad

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

JAB writes in from the double-wide. Your Czarness: I apologize for my lack of correspondence lately, but have things ever been hopping at the Double-wide! And I mean that in a good way, not that I’ve been on the lam … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

‘Puter’s Impressionistic Impressions: Debate II, Electric Boogaloo

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mitt Romney won last night’s debate going away. Ignore what you’re hearing in much of the media. They’re brainless automatons programmed to advance Obama’s agenda regardless of cost to themselves or the nation. Sure, Obama was feisty. Sure, he sounded … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Mitt Romney, Polls

Caught Out

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller, a loyal minion who inexplicably was assigned to live in a desert, writes in: Your Immenseness:I have come away from the second debate largely with the same take you got on it. It was patently obvious Mr. Romney … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mailbag, Mitt Romney

Debate 2: The Czar’s Take

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Yikes, what a mess. Some of you already know the Czar is less than pleased with the nonsense of the town hall-style debate. Many Twitter twerps were irate at how pro-Obama the questions were (immigration, Bush, outsourcing); in fact, a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mitt Romney

Obama’s Stealth Tax on the Middle Class

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin was fortunate enough to receive this message from the owner of a business that details the impact Obamacare will have on his employees: Rarely if ever have I expressed my political views to Company X Employees, but I … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Obama Administration, ObamaCare, Tax Increase, Taxes

Clan ‘Puter And The Debate

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Vice President Joe Biden addresses themedia after his stunning debate performance,blames the intelligence community for notmaking certain he took his meds today. ‘Puter watched the vice presidential debate last evening with his entire family, at least until ‘Puter shooed Spawn … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Debate, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Stupid Politicians

Explaining the Egypt/Libya Contradictions

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A lot of weird stuff is coming to light about the Benghazi attacks. By now, we have already established what happened, down to which room the Ambassador was hiding in, and how he was forced out with fire. This is … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Department of State, Egypt, Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, Libya, Mitt Romney, Obama Administration

Arrogance of Ignorance

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, curiosities abound. The Obama campaign seems to have an internal bit of chaos going on. Inside reports (which may have been deliberately leaked to the press) indicate that the President was a tad…oblivious, perhaps?…to the debate fallout. Basically, the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, The Obama Amateur Hour, Vice Presidential Debate

Debate Clubbing

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, even the far-left Pew Research has concluded that Mitt Romney won the debate with change to spare. Did we read correctly that undecided voters are leaning toward Romney 72-16 based on the debate? Worse news for the Obama campaign: … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mitt Romney, The Obama Amateur Hour

Well That Went Up In Smoke

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sometimes it is not good to be the Czar. For example, he is helping his sainted mother translate some paperwork from her father, and needless to say, penmanship was pretty bad in that century. One can hardly tell a ѣ … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Business, Economics, Mailbag, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, ObamaCare, Tax Increase, Taxes, The Czar of Muscovy, U.S. Economy

Math: What the President Does Not Get

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

During the debate, President Obama crowed that he did not raise taxes on 97% of small business owners. Mitt Romney explained to him, to the President’s obvious discomfort, that the 3% who suffered the tax hike actually are responsible for … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Business, Economics, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, ObamaCare, Tax Increase, Taxes, U.S. Economy

Why Obama Choked Like Mama Cass on All You Can Eat Ham Sandwich Night

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Your non-‘Puter Gormogons have done a marvelous job of providing instant feedback and analysis of this week’s presidential debate, brought to you by the letter “F” and the number “4.”  If you have not done so already, you really ought … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Mitt Romney, Politicians

Some Debates Do Matter

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Now that the shock has worn off for many Americans that Mitt Romney is indeed a competent, commanding fellow, the Czar thought he would step back and look at the reaction to the debate. One reviewer felt that Mitt Romney … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mitt Romney

Debate 1: The Czar’s Take

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar won’t waste your time recapping the debate point by point; neither Obama nor Romney said anything new or startling. The questions were allegedly all about domestic policy, unemployment, taxes, healthcare, and the role of government in a citizen’s … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mitt Romney

Honesty Is The Best Policy

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar had an interesting exchange yesterday afternoon. A self-described Democrat was complaining to us about Obamacare, and how four of her friends were let go from a hospital because of new changes in the law. The Czar was not … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan

Happy New Year!

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter lifted this police file photo of Czarsleeping off last year’s Christmas Partymystery punch. Moral of the story: Never let Sleestak bartend.  He has a heavy pour. No, ‘Puter didn’t just regain consciousness after 2011’s yeti-themed New Year’s Eve Gala … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Economics, Federal Budget, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Stupid Politicians, U.S. Economy

The Poll That Matters Most

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar must say he is quite confused by the media on this election. Okay, there are so many stories “correcting” the polls that there is no point in providing a link to one of them. By and large, you … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Media, Media Bias, Mitt Romney, Polls, The Mandarin, Voting

Sage Advice for Romney

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Could Romney be planning a major policy dump during the debates? Wow, that might be a great idea, if he is conniving enough. Just a thought. Democrats and an increasing number of Republicans have been pressing Mitt Romney to release … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mitt Romney

President Unable to Pull Ahead in Polls

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

That headline seems so strange, but put Mitt Romney’s name in there, and everyone agrees with it. Yet, for months now, the President and Mitt Romney have been in a statistical tie for the most part. We keep hearing that … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Polls

Romney Is Correct: The Democrats’ Voters Are Largely Moochers

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

When ‘Puter writes his musical version ofthe 2012 election, Bye Bye Barry, he’ssigning the young, hot Ann Margaret to star as him.  Dang, what a fine looking woman. “What’s the story, Morning Glory? What’s the word, Humming Bird? Have you … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Mitt Romney, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Washington Post - WaPo

Romney’s Game Changer: Civil Rights*

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s been thinking about Mitt Romney, and not in the “I wonder if he’s wearing that funky Mormon underwear” way. ‘Puter’s been thinking Mitt Romney needs to be true to who he is. Mitt Romney is the son of an … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Education, Mitt Romney

First Debate: Romney Easily Wins Science

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Didja know that President Obama and Mitt Romney already had their first debate? Yes, it was a science debate, which candidates responded to in writing. The Czar heard the Mitt Romney thumped the President pretty hard, so he went to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Engineering, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, Nuclear power (more now please), Science, Space, Technology

Clintonian

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

President Clinton’s speech was very odd. On paper, it served to accomplish two goals—to say that Barack Obama is a really nice guy, and that Republican criticisms of his presidency have been a little extreme compared to the GOP Bill … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Convention, Democrats, Paul Ryan

Four More Years (Of Failure By Any Economic Metric)!

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Actual flyer as seen in the White House break room, detailingPresident Obama’s double secret plan to balance the budget:assume all Americans are as bad at math as he is. ‘Puter was making his daily round of blogs he enjoys.  Over … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Economic policy, Economics, Stupid People

An Obama with Nothing to Lose

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s WSJ sweetheart wrote this column last week. Reading it should be enough to get any freedom loving American out to vote: Just as important are the things Mr. Obama will not do. His record gives no indication he … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Kim Strassel, WSJ

University of Colorado says: Obama’s Been Done For A While

The Gormogons Posted on August 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Lost amid the babble of election predictions? No kidding. Polls are not coming out fast and furious every day that show Mitt Romney ahead by one. Or Barack Obama by two. Or Mitt Romney by three, with an error margin … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now?

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Todd, Dr. J. will lend you his Imperial Shuttle, as it  is the crunkiest Gormomobile this side of Mandy’s  lime-green Fiero. Marvin K. Mooney was Dr. J.’s favorite Dr. Seuss book growing up. In this tale, Marvin K. Mooney is asked by … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Missouri, Todd Akin, United States Senate

Is Anyone Actually Running the Obama Campaign?

The Gormogons Posted on August 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar does not watch a lot of network television. So it was with some curiosity when the Царица called his attention to the Sunday morning network political interview shows. You know, it really doesn’t matter which one, because the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Republicans, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag – Two Tiers for Two Americas

The Gormogons Posted on August 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Borepatch writes: Dr. J,  In re; your excellent post about the likely outcome of Obamacare – a 2-tier health care system similar to the one in the UK where the Government system stinks and anyone who can uses the private … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Borepatch, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

Will Romney Raise Taxes on the Middle Class?

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The President keeps insisting that Mitt Romney is planning to raise taxes on the middle class, in order to provide for a tax cut for the rich. Why, he even dubbed his challenger Romney Hood, to much laughter. But Romney’s … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Mitt Romney, Stupid Politicians, Taxes

Preparing for War

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With all the excitement in the news—whatever story floats your particular navy—one little item seems to be overlooked by most American news stories and frankly, it ought to be way more covered than Miley Cyrus cutting her hair short. And … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel, War

Not a Cuss Word

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. Krauthammer writes at NRO today: There are two ways to run against Barack Obama: stewardship or ideology. You can run against his record, or you can run against his ideas. Liberals castigate their opponents using the term ideologue. Basically, an … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Charles Krauthammer, Democrats, ideology, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Puppies, Republicans

Clearing the Field – Not Just For Elections Anymore…

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Tarkin knew that if you take out Alderaan, smaller systems will toe the line.Take out HCA, and the same will happen with smaller for-profits. Dr. J. caught this little factoid in the news the other day, but hasn’t had a … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Cardiovascular Disease, Coronary Artery Disease, Death Star, DoJ, Eric Holder, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Myocardial Infarction, The Obama Amateur Hour

HHS and Workfare Requirements: Reaping the Fruits of Legal Post-Moderism

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

A thousand monkeys labor at a thousandtypewriters in a dank, dimly lit basementat the Washington Post, churning out editorials,subsisting on a meager diet of E.J. Dionne’s cast off half-empty Courvoisier bottles andRichard Cohen’s beard trimmings. Today’s Washington Post editorial takes … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Dirty Liberals, Gubbamint, HHS, Lawyers, Liberal Fascism, Rule of Law, Washington Post - WaPo

What’s Your Plan? Be Specific.

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is Czar’s idea of making peace. Deadmen don’t cause trouble. “Hear this, you foolish and senseless people, who have eyes but do not see, who have ears but do not hear.” Jeremiah 5:21. ‘Puter’s been on a bit of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, E.J. Dionne, Gubbamint, Gun control, Guns, New York Times - NYT, Second Amendment, Washington Post - WaPo

Obama Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks*

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

The Obama campaign is regrouping after the bungled speech by Obama last week where he belittled business owners and entrepreneurs and is attacking the Romney campaign for twisting the President’s words and omitting key sentences.  Let’s revisit the entire quote … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Conservatism, Liberals, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

No, But You Sure Said That

The Gormogons Posted on July 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

People on all points of the political spectrum seem to find something off-putting about President Obama’s “you didn’t build that” gaffe—of all the smug, stupid, petty things he’s said, this one is—so far, anyway—the biggest jaw dropper. Many people of … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Polls, The Obama Amateur Hour

Champing At The Bit

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar got a fine piece of email regarding Mitt Romney. Operative JF sends in the following suggestion: RE: Romney’s Irwin PA Speech I think you need to listen to it again.  He has finally stepped up to the plate! … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Polls, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Code of the Free Market

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Over at the sunnier climes of Professor Mondo, the great professor was highlighting how the President’s speech on Friday has been offending just about everybody given that it was a blatant ripoff of the already debunked and derided Professor Warren … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Big Government, Electricity, Government Worship, Regulations, The Obama Amateur Hour

Fear and Loathing

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Although Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are locked in a statistically perfect tie (45-45-0), you can tell the Obama campaign is in total terror. Not panic—that happened in June. Terror. Every single attack on the Romney campaign has failed, and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney

Romney’s Best Speech (So Far, Let Us Hope)

The Gormogons Posted on July 12, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Overall, Mitt Romney’s speech to the NAACP was very smart. Very smart. And you can already see the Obama media feeds emphasizing how he was booed multiple times (a grand total of two, we believe), but neglects to mention the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Black America, Election, Mitt Romney, NAACP

More Numbers

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

President Obama seems intent on refocusing the debate away from the Affordable Care Act (ObamaCare) and away from Fast & Furious (that’s still kicking around, right?) and away from job numbers that aren’t even keeping pace with population growth and … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, class warfare, Taxes

Romney Needs To Step Up

The Gormogons Posted on July 9, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So Mitt Romney outsourced a whole bunch of jobs to poor people when he was governor, except he didn’t. But that’s okay, because the Obama campaign is going to keep running with that. Mitt needs just a couple of these … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Election '08, McCain Campaign Suicide Watch, Mitt Romney

Things That Piss ‘Puter Off, Now With More Anger!

The Gormogons Posted on July 5, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter keeps a mental list of things that piss him off, and periodically shares them with his close friends. By close friends, ‘Puter means “anyone standing within earshot when he encounters something that pisses him off.” Here are a few … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Climate Change, Electricity, Global Warming, Gubbamint, Intergenerational Warfare, Mitt Romney, ObamaCare, Rant, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Washington Post - WaPo

Why Americans “Blame” Bush

The Gormogons Posted on July 1, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Does it strike you well-informed readers as odd that 68% of Americans blame George W. Bush fo the economy? After all, the 2008 economic meltdown happened with only a few short months of the Bush presidency left, but has been … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, George W. Bush, It Must Be Bush's Fault, Polls, U.S. Economy

Hispanic Voters: Not What You Think

The Gormogons Posted on June 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Interestingly, political junkies on both the Left and the Right each seem to have a major misconception about the Hispanic voters in the country. Fair is fair, and let us explain them both. Owners of these small businesses want lower … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Barack Obama, Conservatism, Democrats, Hispanics, Illegals, Immigration, Liberals, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Voting

Fast And Furious Spin

The Gormogons Posted on June 21, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

As reported today via multiple news outlets: Democrats went on the offensive Thursday over the contempt proceedings against Attorney General Eric Holder, with the White House calling the campaign a “fishing expedition” and Nancy Pelosi accusing Republicans of targeting Holder … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Eric Holder, Fast and Furious, Jay Carney, Nancy Pelosi

Who Are These Clowns? (UPDATED)

The Gormogons Posted on June 20, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT has used one of his 14 OLED displays to stream the CSPAN coverage of the House Oversight Committee’s proceedings this morning into this afternoon.  Yes, there is plenty of partisan rhetoric being spewed by members of both sides but … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrat consistency, DoJ, Epic Fail, Eric Holder, Fast and Furious

You Only Fool Yourselves

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Elizabeth Warren’s people believed that the coyote represented the Trickster spirit in legend. Turns out, the real thing works pretty much the same way. One of the ways President Obama won his 2008 election—and all his previous ones—was by his … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Aliens, Barack Obama, Democrats, Election, Gay Marriage, Illegals, Immigration, Same-Sex Marriage, Voting

Voter Excitement

The Gormogons Posted on June 13, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Military strength, lower spending, lower taxes, free market capitalism and family values are the five legs to the Republican elephant. Polls continue to show incumbent Barack Obama and challenger Mitt Romney in a statistical tie. The Czar refers to the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Polls

On Wisconsin…

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin wishes to extend his congratulations to Governor Scott Walker and Lieutenant Governor Rebecca Kleefisch on their victory last night. Your Mandarin is also pleased with the overall outcome of this recall effort and the ongoing impact it is … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Barack Obama, Leftism, One Term President, Progressives, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

Revealed: Who Will Be POTUS in 2013

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

No less a personage than Dick Morris—whom liberals will remember helped Bill Clinton get re-elected—said that he has done the math on November’s election. Polls can be fairly accurate predictors of election results provided they are analyzed based on historical … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Congress, Democrats, Election, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, Polls, Republicans, Voting

Say It Ain’t So, Mo Do!

The Gormogons Posted on June 4, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Not actually Ms. Dowd.  Just a sexy librarian with which to start your day. If President Obama’s lost America’s Sweetheart and conscience of a generation (the perpetually upbeat and never cynical Maureen Dowd), he’s lost America.  Well, he’s lost those … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Dirty Liberals, Maureen Dowd, New York Times - NYT, Ronald Reagan, Stupid People

Obama Knows Nothing About Catholics

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Wow. Go to Google news and check out how many stories there are about the “Vatileaks” scandal. Vatileaks? What, Vatigate was taken? Is —leaks the new tag the media can use as a shorthand cliché for a person who releases … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Roman Catholics, The Obama Amateur Hour, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Just Wait ‘Til Next Year

The Gormogons Posted on May 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Cubs fans are a weirdly persistent lot; they would follow their team to the ends of the Earth. So much so that many teams like to play the Cubs at home because their usually empty stadiums are filled with concessions-buying … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chicago, Chicago Way, Democrats, Stupid Politicians, Talkin' Baseball, Taxes

President Romney? Well, Maybe

The Gormogons Posted on May 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You may have missed it, but this week has been really one slap of bad news after another for the Obama campaign. Whether it’s blowback from turning a Medal of Honor ceremony into a political stump speech, or a jaw-droppingly … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Borepatch, Election, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, One Term President, Polls

Payback’s a B-word

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. couldn’t help but chuckle today. Remember all those times the media played gotcha with President Bush at photo ops, publishing pictures like this, and this?? Well turn about is fair play, at least in James Taranto’s eyes (the … Continue reading →

Posted in #FORWARD, 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Photoshop, Sebastopol

Love’s Labors Bucked

The Gormogons Posted on May 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar will not deny he gets great email. Take this message from the Burgher of Bong. Bong is a real place, and it is just to the South of our Castle. The Burgher came to visit us once, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Gay Marriage, Gays, James Buchanan, Mailbag, One Term President, President, Same-Sex Marriage

It’s Morning in Gay America, Unless It Isn’t

The Gormogons Posted on May 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You know what’s incredibly dangerous to Democrats’ identity politics? Gay Americans who think for themselves. Long-time Gormogons Twitter collaborator Gay Patriot has a home run post that reveals what a total crock the President’s suddenly evolved position on Same Sex … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrat consistency, Democrats, Gay Marriage, Gay Patriot, Gays, Same-Sex Marriage

Barack Sabbath: Or, Wedging and Hedging

The Gormogons Posted on May 9, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As you heard, Joltin’ Joe Biden announced that he’s now totally in favor of same sex marriage, and cited a fifteen-year-old television show he evidently never watched as the reason why. The President, though, is still evolving on the subject. … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Gay Marriage, Gays, Liberal Fascism, Liberals, Progressives, Same-Sex Marriage

Sigh

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Is it purely the Czar’s cynicism here, or is this Life of Julia nonsense another one of those gold mine gifts to the Republican party, who will in turn do absolutely nothing with it? Assuming Mitt Romney is the challenger, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Republicans

JAB Delivers Another Right Cross

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Yes…yes, of course we had everything to do with it! And so says JAB: Dear Your Czarness: Dang, you fellers in the Castle do work most swiftly! I don’t know if a time-traveling trick or a mind-control-ray was deployed, or … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Big Government, Farmers, Government Control, Mailbag, Mitt Romney

Seeing The World Through White House Colored Glasses

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Ah, New York Times. Is there no level to which you will not stoop to ensure President Obama’s reelection? Witness the NYT’s reaction this weekend to quarterly earnings announcements from Wells Fargo and Chase, two of America’s largest banks. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Media Bias, New York Times - NYT, Obama Administration, Wall Street Journal - WSJ

Squaring with the Facts

The Gormogons Posted on April 9, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Detroit Free Press, which is vastly better since it fired its journalists and let crackpots on the Internet write its stories, has a peice today about Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA) tweeting that the President might be, well, stupid: Constituents … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Constitutional Law, Twitter

Mailbag: Sophistry and Puppetry

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We dig deep down into the mailbag, past the raw otter meat, the queen scorpion egg case, and seven offers for high-interest credit cards, and find two addressed to us. Protagoras has gone emo, writes KH—if you have lost your … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Facebook, Mailbag, Main Stream Media, Media, Race, Racism, The Obama Amateur Hour

In Case You Missed the President’s Ramble

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Miss the President’s speech today on the importance of budget control? So did the President. Here is, more or less, the text of the speech. All right, listen up. As you heard, nine-hundred billion experts recently rejected Paul Ryan’s proposed … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, The Obama Amateur Hour

Supreme Ignorance

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Supreme Court of the United States is, as everyone knows by now, ruminating over the legality of Obamacare. Things are not looking too hot for that particular law, at least based on legal experts’s opinion (real ones, not the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Constitutional Law, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, ObamaCare, Supreme Court, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Forecast Calls For Liberal Pain

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There is some good news out there. This is a really bad couple of weeks coming up for Obamacare. As you know by now, the SCOTUS is expected to deliver a series of death-blows to it (although the voting will … Continue reading →

Posted in Approval Ratings, Barack Obama, Big Government, Federal Budget, Government spending, ObamaCare, Paul Ryan, Supreme Court

Illinois Primary Today

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Illinois votes today, and for the first time in a very long while, the rest of Republican America gives a crap what Illinois thinks about anything. If Romney wins, as is expected, it will largely seal his place for the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Illinois, Junior Senator From Illinois, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum

Mailbag: Further Discussion?

The Gormogons Posted on March 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dear Czar, I just happened to think of an analogy that explains why Catholics object to indirectly paying for sterilization, contraception, et al. If someone orders another person to do a crime, they are equally at fault, even though they’re … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Constitutional Law, Obama Administration, Rant, Religion, U.S. Constitution

Barone on POTUS and GOP

The Gormogons Posted on March 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar grouses a lot when people refer to the Obama presidency as exemplary of the Chicago political machine. Repeatedly, the Czar has proven that Obama never quite made it into the machine, and therefore attempts to emulate it, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Republicans

Star Spangled Bungle…

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin was mortified when he discovered this story about a flag flying above the Lake County Florida Democratic Party headquarters. The flag has a picture of President Obama emblazoned on it where the 50 stars should be – or … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Insulting our President, Nazis, Obama Administration, One Term President, Patriotism, Veterans’ Affairs

Romney, Santorum Both Up Over Obama

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Even though Rick Santorum’s inner circle is now admitting they don’t have a real hope of winning the nomination outright, how interesting that already Rick Santorum is up by one point over Barack Obama. And that’s with this rebounding economy … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum

WTF is Up With This Kony Nonsense?

The Gormogons Posted on March 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We assume by now you have heard about or seen the video calling for justice against Ugandan guerilla leader Joseph Kony. The Czar has seen posters and hand-drawn signs taped up all over Chicago simply saying KONY 2012. Yes, he … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Osama bin-Laden, Uganda, War crimes

Could Israel Defeat Obama in November?

The Gormogons Posted on March 9, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Wow, it’s a really bad time to be President Obama, what with all these crazy decisions he made over the last three years coming back to bite him bad. He insisted that he could somehow make Iran break into a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel

Mailbag: In Which All Hail Our Brilliance

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Operative MC etches this secret message into a single oatmeal flake and slipped it into the Czar’s breakfast. It turned up the following morning. A STFU gun!Yeah, the “Japanese” invented it, wink wink nudge nudge, say no more. I love … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Gormogonica, Gormogons, Mailbag, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul

Michigan: Lessons Learned

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some interesting ideas come out of the Michigan primary because the Czar believes Michigan is a pretty good miniature model of the United States: diffuse red with pockets of dense blue. And with an open primary, Michiganders of both parties … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Election, Michigan, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Republicans, Rick Santorum

Our Poor Constitution

The Gormogons Posted on February 12, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Readers know the Czar is most upset about the HHS letter; not for personal religious or political reasons, but because this is a brazen assault on our Constitution by a man sworn to defend it from exactly this type of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, FDR, John Adams, Liberal Fascism, Republicans, Thomas Jefferson, U.S. Constitution, Woodrow Wilson

Ruminations on Romney

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With all the attention on Rick Santorum lately, Mitt Romney seems to be increasingly marginalized. But the fact is that he stands a very good chance of winning the nomination, and a reasonably good chance of being elected President. The … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Libertarianism, Mitt Romney

First Drafts Reveal So Much

The Gormogons Posted on January 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Your Czarness, Greetings from your Bongburgher. I have a contact on Capitol Hill which has provided me with an early draft of the President’s SOTU. I submit it to you via passenger pigeon as part of the historical record. It … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Satire, State of the Union

Mailbag: Uhhh…..What?

The Gormogons Posted on January 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ambisinistral, who incidentally is a great dancer, is heading up an interesting project in which he places leftists in Skinner boxes individual fully-enclosed wooden terraria. He takes a moment to write the Czar about a comment we made. “Rick Santorum … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mailbag, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum

Keystone XL: GOP Certain to Tick Up in Polls

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, if you’re a person capable of reading a sentence and making it all the way to the end without forgetting what it was about, you can learn some things about our President. And if this describes his supporters, which … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Canada, Election, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea, The Obama Amateur Hour

Hey, Where’s Perry?

The Gormogons Posted on January 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, Rick Perry is out. Actually, he has been out for some time, but evidently our post yesterday convinced him to take this seriously. We can certainly understand him not endorsing Mitt Romney: the two governors are fundamentally opposed on … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Sarah Palin

Americans Are Smarter Than You Think, Mr. President

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Hey, a couple of weeks ago, did you see this poll going around that shows how much Americans hate the rich? Huffington Post writes “Most Americans Think Income Inequality Is A Big Problem,” according to a poll conducted by The … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Americans, Barack Obama, Economic policy, Economics, Election, Obama Administration, Polls, U.S. Economy

Cheer Up, GOP: The Dems Only Have Obama

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Debate exists whether Democrats want Romney to run against Obama because Obama would beat him, or whether the polls are right that Romney would eke out a victory over Obama. A lot of very pro-Obama supporters are suddenly coming out … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Polls, Ron Paul

Obama: For or Against Same-Sex Marriage?

The Gormogons Posted on January 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

BG lined up atoms, using incredible amounts of energy to get them into an Arial font, to spell out the following message: You state, “Obama is adamantly opposed to gay marriage. Where are his questioners?” What do you base that … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Gay Marriage, Gays, Mailbag, Obama Administration, Same-Sex Marriage

Graveyard Math

The Gormogons Posted on December 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Obama’s campaign manager says that the President’s billion-dollar war chest isn’t the result of big business bribes, but ordinary Democrats kicking in $3 or $5 donations. There are 72 million registered Democrats in the United States. A billion dollars divided … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Democrat consistency, Democrats, Election

Endless Droning?

The Gormogons Posted on December 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has trouble following the right-wing and left-wing media’s competing narratives about President Obama’s (over-)reliance on drone attacks. The left is worried he is getting too bloodthirsty. The right has a dual message: first, this was actually a Bush … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Joint Chiefs of Staff, Military, Predator Drone, United States Air Force

If Not Gingrich or Romney, Then Who?

The Gormogons Posted on December 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

JAB replies: Your Czarness, Thanks for showing restraint and not banning me from the Castle bar, at least not yet. Your post “The Enemy of the Good” provides excellent reasons for voting for anyone but Obama. However, you completely misjudge … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Borepatch, Conservatism, Mailbag, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich

The Enemy of the Good

The Gormogons Posted on December 17, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dr. J reports that: Seven in 10 Americans say they can’t wait for the presidential campaign to be over, while a minority of 26% can’t wait for it to begin. At 75%, residents of key 2012 swing states are even … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Borepatch, Election, Mailbag, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich

Iraq War: 2003 – 2011

The Gormogons Posted on December 16, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The President, despite all analysis, has declared the Iraq War officially over. Congratulations, Mr. President. We believe you have earned this: The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Iraq, Irony, The Obama Amateur Hour, War in Iraq

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