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Is Anyone Else Noticing These Things?

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 26, 2009

Wow. Thank goodness that President Obama is stopping the poisonous effect of lobbyists on legislation. So he must be pretty ticked that Waxman-Markey Bill was riddled with lobbyist-influenced requirements! We can rest assured that the President would never support such … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Hypocrisy

Friday reading

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 26, 2009

A video and some articles for clicking through if work is slow, or if you find yourself belangoured on the weekend. On Pajamas TV, FotG David Frum continues his argument for the GOP’s forming “new majority” by presenting itself differently … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, China, Conservatism, David Frum, India, Iran, Japan, Liberals, Republicans, Requiescat in pace, Socialized Medicine, South Korea

A Most Dangerous Thing

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 24, 2009

In an open love letter to POTUS Obama, Aaron Colohan of the Richmond Liberal Examiner opines that the President is doing a fine job of managing both Iran and North Korea, even though they are two very different countries. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Iran, Liberals, North Korea

Obama & Iran: Better late than never?

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 23, 2009

Maybe, but Mike Goldfarb says, “Why the hell can’t he get it right the first time? Again?!” Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Iran, Russia

Obama & Iran: Better & Better

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 23, 2009

More credit where it’s due. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama, Iran

All Barack Channel Health Care Extravaganza

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by 'PuterJune 23, 2009

‘Puter thinks that there’s one thing and one thing only that could make ABC’s visual mash note to President Obama’s health care agenda tolerable. Have Jake Tapper, and maybe John Stossel, run the entire interview. These two gentlemen would certainly … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Socialized Medicine

ObamaCare

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by 'PuterJune 23, 2009

President Obama held a news conference today to backtrack on his Iran policy. In addition to abandoning his chosen course on Iran, President Obama also discussed his health care reform agenda. President Obama stated that Medicare and Medicaid are unsustainable … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Socialized Medicine

Government Motors

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by 'PuterJune 23, 2009

What fresh government Hell is this? President Obama is creating an Orwellian sounding White House Council on Automotive Communities and Workers. And that silver-tongued orator Vice President Biden will be rolling it out in Ohio today. Here’s a tip for … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Big Government

Dionne and The Bon Mots

The Gormogons Posted on June 22, 2009 by 'PuterJune 22, 2009

They’re nowhere near as good as Dion and the Belmonts. ‘Puter usually can’t figure out what E.J. Dionne, columnist for the Washington Post, is attempting to say, and today is no exception. Mr. Dionne opines that President Obama is a … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, E.J. Dionne

Obama wants the mullahs to win…

The Gormogons Posted on June 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 22, 2009

…because he’s more sympathetic to them than the people. So argues Andy McCarthy: It’s a mistake to perceive this as “weakness” in Obama. It would have been weakness for him to flit over to the freedom fighters’ side the minute … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Iran, Leftism

Barack Obama! He’s Come to Save the Day!

The Gormogons Posted on June 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 21, 2009

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama, Humor

Obama & Iran: Better

The Gormogons Posted on June 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 21, 2009

Stronger statement today. Still a little timid for your Volgi who thinks we can be more forthright without coming across as manipulative or “meddling.” But credit where it’s due: moving belatedly in the right direction. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Iran

And Now, US Attorney General Mills? (updated!)

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 19, 2009

The Obama administration is like a paranoid whackjob’s dream come true. How much government intrusion into daily lives is possible? Well, how about your breakfast cereal, товарищ? According to the new FDA, Cheerios is making misleading health claims that may … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Breakfast Cereal, FDA

Health Care Is Not A Right

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2009 by 'PuterJune 19, 2009

‘Puter will say it again: health care is not a right. This must be the starting point for conservatives in discussing health care. It explains the difference between liberal and conservatives on President Obama’s “Government Knows What’s Best For You” … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Health care

Learn Something New Every Day

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 18, 2009

Article II—The Executive Branch Section 2 – Civilian Power over Military, Cabinet, or Anything The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, and due … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Constitutional Law

Terrible Headline

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 18, 2009

Ew. President Wades Into Gay Issues WaPo, no shame? The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Gays

Re: Obama: We Knew He Was Bloodthirsty

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2009 by 'PuterJune 18, 2009

‘Puter’s back. His TRS-80 has been down with the swine flu (H1N1 for you PC media types), and the external cassette drive needs replacing. The Czar correctly notes below the moonbattery that is PETA. However, to be fair, one of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, PETA

Obama & Iran: Good piece by Steve Hayes

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 18, 2009

Over at the Standard. Under President Obama, our approach to Iran–the world’s foremost state sponsor of terror, a rogue regime racing toward nuclear capability–is not only not regime change, it’s de facto regime preservation. So he delicately sought to say … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Diplomacy, Iran, Steve Hayes

Obama: We Knew He Was Bloodthirsty!

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 18, 2009

Oh no! Now Obama went and killed a living creature right on television, and laughed about his superiority. PETA is quite unhappy. All 12 of their supporters are no doubt voting Republican in 2012. Look on the bright side: George … Continue reading →

Posted in Animal Attacks, Barack Obama, Hunting

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for this message from the President

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 18, 2009

A Special Message to the People of Iran By Barack ObamaPresident of the United States Greetings. As president of United States — or, if you prefer, the Great Satan — I have have been following with keen interest the vigorous … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Humor, Iowahawk, Iran

We’re Not Stealing, We’re Borrowing

The Gormogons Posted on June 17, 2009 by The MandarinJune 17, 2009

Yesterday evening, my son was watching Walt Disney Studios’ 1973 release of Robin Hood on DVD. What caught my attention was this bit of dialog between Robin Hood and Little John at the beginning of the movie: (Little John) You … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, National Debt, Robin Hood, Stimulus Package, TARP

Robert Kagan articulates the Volgi’s worry on Iran

The Gormogons Posted on June 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 17, 2009

Obama’s policy now requires getting past the election controversies quickly so that he can soon begin negotiations with the reelected Ahmadinejad government. This will be difficult as long as opposition protests continue and the government appears to be either unsettled … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Diplomacy, Foreign Policy, Iran

Re: The Fourth Branch

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 16, 2009

The Czar has long maintained that Disney is a bit of an evil-minded entity. Then came clues that they are a shill for the Democratic party. First, there was ABC’s refusal to sell the DVD of The Path to 9/11, … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, Barack Obama, Fox News, Hypocrisy, Media Bias

“Savings” Goes Po-Mo

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2009 by 'PuterJune 16, 2009

The Obama Administration touted the $787 billion “stimulus” plan claiming it would “create or save” 600,000 jobs by the end of summer, and up to 4,000,000 jobs overall. Leaving aside for the moment that the economy is already turning around … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Government spending, Health care

The Good Ol’ Days

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 12, 2009

Wow. The President has been busy, what with setting up Israel’s annihilation, appointing folks to decide how much pay CEOs of publicly-traded companies shall be limited to, driving home a wildly chaotic health care reform plan certain to destroy emergency … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, History

Sins of the Father

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 10, 2009

Note: The following appears to have cross-posted with your Volgi’s vastly superior essay here, or below this. Skip this, and read his. He hits the same points with more thought. It’s safe to say that President Obama has not been … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Barack Obama, Israel, Jeremiah Wright, Racism

Pay attention, President Obama: Them Jews know what they’re doing.

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 10, 2009

So, the “Rev.” Jeremiah Wright (the scare quotes are because he ain’t a person to be revered) says that “them Jews” are keeping him away from President Obama. If so, well played, Bnei Yisrael. “Them Jews aren’t going to let … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Barack Obama, Israel, Jews, Racism

Shoot me now.

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2009 by GorTJune 9, 2009

Seriously.   H/T: Big Hollywood’s John Romano. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Media Bias

Did He Just Endorse Jihad?

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2009 by The MandarinJune 8, 2009

What a difference a day makes, or in this case a year. During the 2008 presidential campaign the Obama camp went to great lengths to deny any ties to Islam, and even went so far as to label anyone who … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bible, Jihad, Koran, Middle East, Qur'an, Religion

Barry O in Dresden — Woohoo!

The Gormogons Posted on June 7, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 7, 2009

Hey, credit where it’s due, however absurd: thanks, President Obama, for not apologizing for the firebombing of Dresden! The Volgi is relieved. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama, Firebombing of Dresden

The Press Rewrite History

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 6, 2009

Obama stopped off in Dresden to meet briefly with an increasingly challenging Chancellor Angela Merkel, keeping the discussions about Iran, Israel, Opel, and the environment. Thankfully contrary to your Volgi’s worst fears, Obama did not apologize for the Allied bombing … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Firebombing of Dresden, Media, Media Bias

“Obama Beach”?

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2009 by 'PuterJune 6, 2009

While listening out of one ear to the D-Day remembrance speeches today, ‘Puter could’ve sworn he heard Prime Minister Gordon Brown refer to Omaha Beach as Obama Beach.   Of course, ‘Puter had heard earlier Euros pronounce “Omaha” with the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, D-Day

Remember her?

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2009 by GorTJune 5, 2009

The much maligned Governor Palin had a few comments the other day noting how POTUS Obama is governing: “We need to be aware of the creation of a fearful population, and fearful lawmakers, being led to believe that big government … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Sarah Palin

Barry O in Dresden.

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 5, 2009

See?! See?! Listen to your Œcumenical Volgi! And, of course, apologies for the language. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama, Firebombing of Dresden, History

Obama fi’l-Azhar

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 5, 2009

Your Œc. Vol. knows a little about “the Muslim world” which President Obama addressed yesterday. So you might expect him to have a lengthy opinion on the speech. Well, there was a fair amount of stuff in there that’s kind … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Islam

Between the Czar and the POTUS Only, Please…

The Gormogons Posted on June 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 3, 2009

The Czar is well aware that POTUS Obama reads this blog, and very few others. So this is a private message to him. If you are not him, please scroll down and check out the uber-cool ragtime player video the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Homeland Haters

The Obama Standard For Judicial Nominees

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2009 by 'PuterJune 2, 2009

Here’s President Obama’s standard, in his own words, from today’s Wall Street Journal. Then-Senator Obama noted “[t]here is absolutely no doubt in my mind Judge Roberts is qualified to sit on the highest court in the land. Moreover, he seems … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, John Roberts, Sonia Sotomayor

GM: Obama’s Iraq?

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2009 by 'PuterJune 2, 2009

So says David Brooks in today’s New York Times. Thanks for thoughtlessly (or worse, thoughtfully) running full tilt into a quagmire with no exit strategy, President Obama. If Chimpy McHitlerburton did this, the outcry would deafen the astronauts on the … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankruptcy, Barack Obama, GM

Re: Matthew 7:16

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 1, 2009

The Czar salutes ‘Puter, who is always right, in his wickedly deserving condemnation of the media’s continued kid-gloves treatment of all things Democratic Party. Of course, the Czar believes all criticism of the media is wickedly deserving. The reply is … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Media Bias, Racism

Matthew 7:16

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2009 by 'PuterJune 1, 2009

“Ye shall know them by their fruits.” The press would do well to take this passage to heart. Basically, judge people by what they do. After failing to examine most of President Obama’s peccadilloes in the run up to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Racism, Sonia Sotomayor

A Quick Glimpse

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 1, 2009

Und now mit…sorry. And now with news that the United States will own 60% of General Motors, the Czar wondered what that would mean for the future of car design. So he asked. GorTechie fired up his awesomely cool time … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Bankruptcy, Barack Obama, General Motors

Tough Talk Is Still Talk

The Gormogons Posted on May 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 30, 2009

Well now we are mad. The US warns North Korea not to launch a rocket over Japan. And we warn them not to do any more nuclear tests. Okay, well, this time, SecDef Gates says that if North Korea lets … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Barack Obama, North Korea, Nukes, Robert Gates

Verdammte Scheiße! Moral vanity in Mitteleuropa [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on May 29, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 29, 2009

President Obama will be visiting two places in Germany on June 5: the concentration camp at Buchenwald and Dresden. Jesus fucking Christ on a Vespa this pisses your Volgi the fuck off. Here’s a more reasoned statement, but what kind … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Firebombing of Dresden, Slaugherhouse 5

An Interesting Proposal

The Gormogons Posted on May 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 29, 2009

The Czar loves the headline. Do not bother to read the article as it would only upset you. Merely read the headline and dream of how great that would be. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, The Czar of Muscovy

The Bush Test

The Gormogons Posted on May 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 29, 2009

The Czar would like to propose that the name “Bush Test” be formally applied to any test that asks, “Had you made the same comment about George W. Bush, would it be offensive or welcomed?” Case in point: small town … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bush Test, Hypocrisy, Liberal Fascism, Progressives, Small Town Politics

BAM!

The Gormogons Posted on May 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 28, 2009

If increased government spending with borrowed or newly created money is a “stimulus,” then the Weimar Republic should have been stimulated to unprecedented prosperity… —GorT’s imaginary grandfather, Thos. Sowell Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Germany, Government spending, Inflation, Stimulus Package

Re: On Our SCOTUS Nominee

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2009 by 'PuterMay 27, 2009

The Czar’s excellent post below shows him relatively unconcerned (as much as a conservative leaning libertarian can be) about President Obama’s nomination of judge Sonia Sotomayor as Justice Souter’s replacement on the Supreme Court. Here’s ‘Puter’s slightly different take on … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Sonia Sotomayor

On Our SCOTUS Nominee

The Gormogons Posted on May 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 26, 2009

The Gormogons wish Sonia Sotomayor the best of luck on her upcoming near-certain approval for the SCOTUS. Like her nominator, she can be a difficult read, having more or less avoided many substantive cases that would otherwise predict what sort … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Racism, Sonia Sotomayor, Supreme Court

Obama’s Secret North Korea Disarmament Diplomacy

The Gormogons Posted on May 26, 2009 by 'PuterMay 26, 2009

The Gormogons’ network of informants tells ‘Puter that President Obama’s ordered a t-shirt with the logo (pictured, right) with a shipping address of “Only Dwelling With Electricity And Plumbing, The Hermit Kingdom.” That’s certain to change Kim’s mind on his … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, North Korea, Nukes

More On The Liberal Mind

The Gormogons Posted on May 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 25, 2009

In the June, 2009, issue of Scientific American, Michael Shermer writes about agenticity, his word for the psychological need that some adults have, in which they believe invisible factors are responsible for getting the work done in the world when … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberals, Skepticism

Still Missing the Obvious

The Gormogons Posted on May 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 24, 2009

Perpetually baffled Associated Press wonders how the liberals lost out on two votes they thought were particularly valuable to them: the right to carry firearms in National Parks, and the closing of the Guantanamo holding facility. Liberals obviously feared the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberals

Real and Imaginary Terror is Still Terror (updated)

The Gormogons Posted on May 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 21, 2009

In a curious coincidence, as Dick Cheney is warning the nation that POTUS Obama is neglecting the safety and security of Americans, comes news that we averted a substantial terrorist threat in New York City. Nice work, NYPD and FBI! … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chuck Schumer, Democrats, Islamic Terror, National Security, Terrorism

Meet The New Czar, Same As The Old Czar

The Gormogons Posted on May 19, 2009 by 'PuterMay 19, 2009

Here’s the Russian people making light of their ability to shut off natural gas supplies to Europe. It’s almost as funny as President Obama “joking” about siccing the IRS on his poltical enemies. Ah, the comic possibilities of threatening retribution … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Russia, That's Not Funny

Netanyahu’s Tightrope

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 12, 2009

The Telegraph (UK) reports that Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has a difficult meeting ahead with POTUS Obama, in that the PM must deliver a series of strong messages to the President, but at the same time avoid any risk of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Iran, Israel, Palestine

American (Re)Education

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2009 by 'PuterMay 12, 2009

The highly excitable and sometimes brilliant Steve Sailer gets the universal pre-K hoax half right in his post here. Sailer posits the universal pre-K push is (1) a racist scheme to take poor, black children from their parent(s) and (2) … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Education, Unions

Keep watching for it….

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2009 by GorTMay 12, 2009

A while back, I predicted that with the election of Obama and the going-weak-at-the-knees treatment that Hollywood and the press have given his administration (which continues) that the current slate of comedians and satirists will be looking for a new … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Comedy, Satire, The Obama Amateur Hour

If you don’t like politicians, don’t give them power, even if they promise you stuff.

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 12, 2009

Because the more power they get, the more things in your life will be decided by political means. The hated “special interests” (i.e., organized interests who aren’t you), sleazy Congressmen, unelected bureaucrats, those guys of the opposite party from yours … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Barack Obama, Corruption of Power

NYC “9/11”-style “photo-op”

The Gormogons Posted on May 11, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 11, 2009

Air Force One buzzes Manhattan, and we’re told it’s a DOD photo op. And yet, the one photo that’s released is pretty damn crappy. A major case of CYA (usually the way to bet in D.C.), or an attempt at … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Photoshop

In A World Where…

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 6, 2009

An absolutely excellent post on why POTUS Obama makes sense…from the standpoint of a filmmaker doing a trailer for a dud picture.  Your Czar is almost alarmed at how closely this all matches up. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 6, 2009

(Czar here. Following is another fine post by the Mandarin, whose inscrutability increases with each post. Enjoy!) Who is the fairest of them all? POTUS Obama has decided not to attend the National Day of Prayer activities, but will instead … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Religion

Just to poke the Czar & the Mandarin

The Gormogons Posted on May 5, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 5, 2009

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama, Media, Media Bias

Obama Writes A Letter! Another Miracle!

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 4, 2009

Mike Stouffer, sometimes cook, tattoo artist, and baseball card collector, wrote President Obama a letter. And—better get ready for this—the President wrote back. Seriously, it’s true! OMG! Stouffer reports “I am humbled by the whole experience. I never thought my … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama

They Don’t Get It

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 1, 2009

From TownHall. Would that they were only joking. Another post from the inscrutable Mandarin. Enjoy — The Czar The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Media Bias, The Mandarin

Первое мая!

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 1, 2009

Happy May Day to all our readers from the Gormogons, past and present. With the State now owning more interests in banking and manufacturing, the latter in conjunction with organized labor, we look forward to the boon time of endless … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Big Government, Communism, Communists, Government Control, Government Worship, May Day

Write your own dialogue

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 1, 2009

Click to embiggen. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama, Humor, Michelle Obama

Would You Buy A Used Car Industry from This Man?

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 30, 2009

Asks Douglas Holtz-Eakin. Let’s turn the clock back to the 2008 campaign and ask the question: If Barack Obama had run for office promising to deliver one-third of the Big Three automakers to the unions and drop another one-third on … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Barack Obama, TARP, Unions

Rule of Law Rules!

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2009 by 'PuterApril 30, 2009

The United States Senate, of all august legislative bodies, recognized the importance of the rule of law to the business community. Today, in a shocking display of level-headedness, the Senate voted down President Obama’s pet project to permit bankruptcy courts … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Financial Crisis, Rule of Law

God Bless the Hedge Funds, Part III

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2009 by 'PuterApril 30, 2009

In which the “Committee of Chrysler Non TARP Lenders” channels ‘Puter. It’s this pesky little “rule of law” thing that keeps coming up. At the risk of being trite, if Americans continue to stand idly by as the Obama Administration … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Hello Kitty, TARP, Timothy Geithner

God Bless the Hedge Funds, Part II

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2009 by 'PuterApril 30, 2009

In ‘Puter’s post below, he posits that the hedge funds struck a blow for capitalism and rule of law in America. ‘Puter tacitly claims that the Obama Administration is concerned primarily with nationalizing our economy. But if you don’t believe … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Capitalism, Freedom, Hedge Funds

God Bless the Hedge Funds

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2009 by 'PuterApril 30, 2009

Chrysler is filing for bankruptcy, despite the best efforts of the federal government to bully creditors into submission to the Obama Administration’s thinly-veiled statism. Treasury’s boy wonder, Secretary Geithner managed to whip creditor banks that received TARP funds into submission, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Hedge Funds, Timothy Geithner

Calling Agent Mulder

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2009 by GorTApril 28, 2009

I’m generally not one for conspiracy theories. I overheard a good one while the family was visiting the Grand Canyon earlier this month (supposedly the Greeks and Romans used to be here in America and there was buried Egyptian gold … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Conspiracy theories from Saturn

Mark Steyn on TEOTWAWKI

The Gormogons Posted on April 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 27, 2009

Hey, what’s the big deal? Britain and France have been on the geopolitical downward slope for most of the last century and life still seems pretty agreeable. Well, yes. But that’s in part because, when a fading Britannia handed the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Decline of the West, Mark Steyn, TEOTWAWKI

Fannie II: Electric Boogaloo

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2009 by 'PuterApril 23, 2009

President Obama and his fellow Democrat travelers are applying the malpractice that led to the housing bubble in the mortgage industry to a new industry: credit cards. Credit card companies are in the midst of a significant upsurge in default … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Credit Cards, Democrats

Confucius says: You don’t run down your country in front of foreigners.

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 22, 2009

Is your Œcumenical Volgi’s prècis of Dorothy Rabinowitz’s WSJ article today. Indeed. One of the first moments when your Volgi recalls having to defend an unpopular political position was in Germany in the 1980s when, in a high school, he … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Barack Obama, Europe, Latin America

What He Means Is…

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 21, 2009

USA Today reports that POTUS Obama gave a somewhat rambling answer to the question of what to do about CIA interrogators and their intermittent use of techniques determined to be a bit…tortuous. The President said, “As a general view, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Torture

Life Imitates Art

The Gormogons Posted on April 20, 2009 by 'PuterApril 20, 2009

It seems now that President Obama has found his model of governance. That’s right, folks. That Kevin Kline/Sigourney Weaver powerhouse movie Dave. How else to explain getting the entire Cabinet in one room to cut $100,000,000 out of the budget … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Dave

Perception Is A Great Reality

The Gormogons Posted on April 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 19, 2009

At first, it looked as if CNN was going to report negatively on POTUS Obama, which would be astonishing. But no, the headline was misleading: although ex-CIA Director Michael Hayden did say that Obama harmed national security by leaking out … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, CNN, Michael Hayden, Rahm Emmanuel, Torture

Forget Britain. We have a new special relationship.

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 18, 2009

Crap, I won’t even buy gas from Citgo and my president is yukking it up with the hemisphere’s leading anti-American dictator, now that Fidel is ailing. My only hope for a backstory in this picture: …is that Chávez tried to … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Hugo Chavez

Are We At 100 Days Yet?

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 18, 2009

And now, another Obama apointee has some brutal questions to answer about his past. In between the tax scandals, the foreign policy gaffes, the market-dropping-every-time-he-talks horror, the bailout fiasco, the banking industry preferring to risk failure rather than do business … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Democrats, Republicans

Obama’s sermon on the mount…

The Gormogons Posted on April 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 17, 2009

…or his Recitation? Ghettoputer sent me Powerline’s astringent “Is Obama the Way?” (with the funny pregnant implication that “the Truth, and the Life,” are tacitly understood. What Sayyid Ghiṭṭaww al-Pyûtar pointed out was that Obama’s plan is “built upon five … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama

Promising News

The Gormogons Posted on April 17, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 17, 2009

The Czar knows he has been especially tough with POTUS Obama, particularly since 2008, but is open and honest enough to point out when the President makes the smart move. And he may have done so. The President has agreed … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Gun control

For the Czar

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 15, 2009

“Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama’s Double-Homicide” Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama, Humor, Media Bias

Pirates

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2009 by 'PuterApril 11, 2009

Now it appears we have emasculated our mighty Navy such that it now negotiates with pirates, in what should be a non-negotiable situation.  In response, Somali pirates have seized another vessel. Thoughtfulness and deliberation is perceived by evil mercenary pirates … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chicago, Piracy, Sean Connery, The Untouchables

Conservative gamine…

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 8, 2009

…NYT employee, and Red Eye regular S.E. Cupp pens a good piece on the Catholic vote in the wake of the Notre Dame contretemps. It’s a good piece, even it it uses “liturgy” where “litany” or simply “politics” might be … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Barack Obama, Notre Dame, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Re: Yet Another Test For Obama

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2009 by 'PuterApril 8, 2009

Speaking to GorT’s proposal for responses to the rising incidents of piracy, ‘Puter humbly offers the following suggestions. 1. Any American flagged vessel taken by pirates will be retaken or sunk by the U.S. Navy, no matter where in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Piracy, Somalia

In Which ‘Puter Is Again Proven Correct

The Gormogons Posted on April 7, 2009 by 'PuterApril 7, 2009

Respected economists agree with ‘Puter’s position on the bank bailout, as outlined here. That is, the market pricing offered by distressed asset purchasers is correct. It’s the selling banks that have their collective head in the sand. Oh, and by … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Financial Crisis, Timothy Geithner

Moral (Hazard) Equivalency?

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2009 by 'PuterApril 4, 2009

‘Puter’s been thinking, without the drinking, this morning.  Drinking’s for later. So, the Obama Administration thinks giving AIG executives performance bonuses is stupid and bad, because it rewards these folks for allegedly having run our economy into the ground.  While … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Illegals, Janet Napolitano, Robert Gibbs

This is bad news.

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 3, 2009

According to Mike Goldfarb, the Missile Defense Agency is on the chopping block. Just in time for the Taepodong launch. Your Volgi doesn’t get this at all. If we need this crazy, giant “stimulus” spend-a-palooza, why can’t we spend on … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Barack Obama, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Missile defense, North Korea

Contra-Positive Growth Doesn’t Mean Negative, Does It?

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 3, 2009

Somewhere—the Czar regrets he cannot cite the exact reference—your Volgi once said that media bias is ever-so-there when reporting on the economy. That is interesting, the Czar thought, as he wolfed down caviar with a spoon and waved his hand … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Media Bias, U.S. Economy

As You Sow

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 1, 2009

Treasury Secretary Timothy “OTJ” Geithner has decided that being in charge of the auto industry is not good enough, and now wants the government to act as the CEO of banks. That is, he admits that he “would consider forcing … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Barack Obama, Timothy Geithner

How to Win Friends, Etc.

The Gormogons Posted on March 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 29, 2009

Says FoxNews’ Major “Captain” Garrett: Obama will [send] civilian State Department and personnel from other US agencies to improve Afghanistan’s ability to govern itself—a tacit acknowledgement that the government led by President Hamid Karzai has failed to win Obama’s full … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Hamid Karzai, Satire

Dance With The One What Brung You

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 28, 2009

‘Puter’s not particularly smart. Or handsome, either, for that matter. But it seems to ‘Puter, sitting smack in the middle of this financial crisis, that America hasn’t given capitalism a chance to work yet. Capitalism assumes that there will be … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Capitalism, Economic policy, Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, George W. Bush

The United States Economy

The Gormogons Posted on March 27, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 27, 2009

There is no such thing as the United States economy, if by that one means (as the Obama Administration apparently does) an economy that belongs to the United States. The United States economy is a collection of single companies, investment … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Financial Crisis

Two Presidents

The Gormogons Posted on March 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 27, 2009

Are these guys are 180° apart? Or 360° apart? Sometimes two men can be so similar that their similarities can be unfathomable. The opposite, of course, is also true. The Czar is surprised, recently, by the odd similarities and contrasts … Continue reading →

Posted in Andrew Jackson, Barack Obama, History

Epic Fail, Parts I and II

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 25, 2009

First, President Obama’s budget plan to deficit spend our way to prosperity ran into a bit of a problem today. The Brits couldn’t find buyers for its entire bond offering this morning. Then this afternoon, a Fed bond auction attracted … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Financial Crisis, Timothy Geithner

Tonight, He appeared to me on my TV!

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 25, 2009

Tomorrow, my tortilla shell! Via Buttle. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama

And Your Football Team Stinks, Too

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 24, 2009

The University of Notre Dame, an ostensibly Roman Catholic institution of higher learning, extended an invitation to President Obama to speak at its commencement ceremony in May. The problem? The Roman Catholic Church is uncompromisingly protective of innocent human life … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Notre Dame

Nothing A Good Bankruptcy Proceeding Couldn’t Solve

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 24, 2009

Since Secretary Geithner’s doing such a bang-up job bringing us out of our current crisis, this seems like a good idea. That’s right, folks. The White House and Secretary Geithner want Congress to give them even more power to distort … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Financial Crisis, Timothy Geithner

Geithner’s Plan v. ‘Puter’s Plan

The Gormogons Posted on March 23, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 23, 2009

Treasury Secretary Geithner finally released his plan to deal with bad bank assets. You can (and should) read Secretary Geither’s executive summary of his plan in the Wall Street Journal here. After going on at length about what a bang-up … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, PIP, Timothy Geithner

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