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Pay no attention…

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2008 by GorTOctober 9, 2008

… to the past of the man running for President (it’s all smoke and mirrors…or an “illluuuuuusion”). That’s what it seems like the press and the Obama supporters are pushing. I think I’ve been clear in the past that I … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, National Socialism

Mocking Bans

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2008 by GorTOctober 7, 2008

Is this what we can look forward to under an Obama/Biden administration? If you mock them or their supporters, you’ll get censored? After years of mocking of Bush, Cheney, etc. I’ve never heard of a report of Saturday Night Live … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Hollywood liberals

The Obama Youth, paramilitary cheerleader wing

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 3, 2008

Is this a parody? Because if it’s not, this is starting to creep your Volgi the fuck out. I know the camo pants are just Public Enemy-inspired (fascist) fashion, but seeing young men in vaguely paramilitary garb praising the Leader … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberal Fascism

Pretty good and very accessible explanation…

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 29, 2008

…of the regulatory mess that created the mortgage meltdown. It gets a little partisan and histrionic (though not wrong, I’d wager) at the end, but it’s worth watching all the way through. UPDATE: And for a more precise explanation of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Economic policy, Fannie Mae, Financial Crisis, Old Johnny Mac

Optimists

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2008 by GorTSeptember 29, 2008

I wasn’t able to watch the first debate and all I’ve seen is the general spin of McCain won or Obama won for various reasons. In the end, it seemed like a wash. Later this weekend, I was sent an … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberal Fascism, Optimism

The Worse the Better—American-style?

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 28, 2008

Our friend Chernyshevski would have understood this. Whether or not the specific thesis holds, the Volgi remains flummoxed that Obama’s troubling—if not damning—association with all sorts of groups on the far left that has gone entirely unexamined by the “centrist” … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, The Worse the Better

Note: When in a hole, stop digging

The Gormogons Posted on September 20, 2008 by GorTSeptember 20, 2008

Sen. Obama is running ads and preaching that the Fannie Mae / Freddy Mac debacle and subsequent bailouts are due to failed Bush policies. Now, I won’t defend the current administration as being fiscally conservative. In fact, I agree with … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Barack Obama, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac

Ramblings of a Mad Man

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2008 by GorTSeptember 18, 2008

GorT’s been under the weather for the past 2 weeks with a nasty cough – I’ll spare everyone the gory details. So I’m glad to be back and while I’ve seen, read and heard way too much to post about … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberals, Press, Sarah Palin

Terrific psychological profile of Putin…

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 17, 2008

…by Ralph Peters here. I don’t know much about Putin the man, but Peters seems pretty on-target. Jumping off from that piece, Abe Greenwald here discusses just how alien the cultural and psychological premises of our principal adversaries are, and … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Barack Obama, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Iran, North Korea, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Consider the Source

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 11, 2008

‘Puter just discovered that the people who live on this rock are, for the most part, absolute morons. According to this poll, fifty-four percent (54%) of the surveyed geniuses think someone other than Al Qaeda was responsible for the 9/11 … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Barack Obama, Polls, Rachel Lucas, Reuters, Stupid People, World Opinion

Like A Pyromaniac

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 10, 2008

Sen. Obama just can’t help pouring gasoline on the fire. As noted before, ‘Puter’s no fan of Sen. Obama, but this is just getting painful to watch. Here’s some free advice for Sen. Obama. When you’re in a hole, stop … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Pyromania, Self Destruct

It’s Official

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 10, 2008

Politics am stupid. And, for a change, much of the stupidity is coming from the Democrats. In a gaffe that a fourth grader running for class president would’ve seen coming, the Obamessiah is quoted as saying “you can put lipstick … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, John McCain, Politics, Stupidity

Kudos

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 2, 2008

When queried about Bristol Palin’s pregnancy, Sen. Obama replied essentially that it was a Palin family matter, and the media should mind its own business. Sen. Obama further stated that he would fire anyone on his campaign who participated in … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bristol Palin, Preganancy

Still at the kids table

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by GorTAugust 29, 2008

The democrats will learn someday that being petty, complaining about everything under the sun, and labeling everyone isn’t a winning strategy. After the McCain campaign aired the congratulatory ad, the Obama camp first responded to the naming of Gov Palin … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, John McCain, Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

Dear God, the McCain camp got competent. They’ve been almost perfect for the last couple months. And the Palin pick is fantastic for a variety of reasons. A few: • She’s young (44), offsetting the McCain-old-guy issue to a degree.• … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Old Johnny Mac, Sarah Palin, Veepstakes

You’re A Racist If You Vote For McCain

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 27, 2008

‘Puter intended to write about this editorial in the Wall Street Journal yesterday, but noting all the hullaballoo on the interwebs about the issue, decided not to do so. Thinking about it last night, though, ‘Puter got good and riled … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Election '08, Old Johnny Mac, Rant, Stuff White People Like, Whitey

Me, me, me

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by GorTAugust 27, 2008

Admittedly, I’m not a Clinton (Hillary or Bill) fan by any means and I tend to be rather disenchanted by the current slate of American politicians. I tend to believe that when “politician” became a career and not just a … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Democrats, Hillary Clinton, Politics

Sen. Chauncey Gardner (D-IL)

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 25, 2008

‘Puter’s recently noted the astonishing similarities between Sen. Obama and Chance the Gardener, from Peter Seller’s great film Being There. Aside from the sameness in sartorial style, the two men’s political philosophies seem to be equally devoid of content. Both … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Being There, Chance the Gardener, Peter Sellers

Say It Ain’t So, Joe

The Gormogons Posted on August 23, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 23, 2008

‘Puter was a little surprised that the The Good Junior Senator from Illinois (D-IL) chose The Good Senior Senator From Delaware (D-DE) as his running mate. After all, Sen. Biden once referred to Sen. Obama as “the first mainstream African-American … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Election, Joe Biden, Old Johnny Mac, Veepstakes

Remind Me Again

The Gormogons Posted on August 22, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 22, 2008

Why we want to transfer health care to the government? John Steele Gordon, blogging on Commentary online, noting this editorial from the New York Times, has this to say about Medicare. They’re both correct. The NYT is correct that Medicare … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Medicare, New York Times - NYT

Secret Obama Strategy Revealed!

The Gormogons Posted on August 22, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 22, 2008

This is the funniest piece of satire I’ve read in a while. Why? Because the Notorious ŒV has met a whole bunch of these guys—with Obama signs—on State Street in Madison, Wisconsin. “I couldn’t be prouder of all of you … Continue reading →

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My Brain Hurts

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 21, 2008

From reading Harold Meyerson in today’s WaPo. ‘Puter should know better than to read the musings of a proud bi-coastal progressive, but ‘Puter is weak. Meyerson puts forth a shocking, new Progressive theory: manufacturing losses hurt working class voters, working … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Dr. King, Meyerson, Progressives

Slaughter of the Innocents

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 20, 2008

Over at NRO‘s The Corner, there’s been an ongoing discussion about The Good Junior Senator From Illinois’ (“The GJSFI”) support for infanticide and the media’s reluctance to accurately report on this pro-infanticide position. This post by Yuval Levin makes the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Infanticide, Media, NRO, The Corner

Clearly Obama hasn’t mastered African politics

The Gormogons Posted on August 19, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 19, 2008

Because rule number one is, when you get prominent, you owe your family, clan, etc., lots of stuff. It’s one of the reasons that African governments tend to be kleptocratic. The tribal expectation of intra-familial redistribution tends to undermine good-government … Continue reading →

Posted in Africa miseranda, Barack Obama

The Gormogons Proudly Present: You Make the Call

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 18, 2008

Sen. Obama, Constitutional Ignoramus or Jackass? And no fair choosing both. The Good Junior Senator From Illinois (hereinafter, “The GJSFI“) is a proud graduate of Harvard Law School, where he edited the Law Review. Distinguished constitutional scholar Laurence H. Tribe … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Buchananites, Constitutional Law, GWB, Jackass, KosKids

Obama, the UN, and Russia

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 11, 2008

Over at NRO’s Corner, Punditissimo Jonah Goldberg wonders why the heck Obama’s response is to refer the Ossetian War to the UN Security Council. I’d have thought the answer was obvious: the left’s innate aversion to any sort of positive … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Olympics, Russia, Rwanda, Self-Determination for Tibet Turkestan and Inner Mongolia, Unfreeze those arms sales to Taiwan already, United Nations

This Is Not the Change We’ve Been Waiting For

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 11, 2008

Senator McCain whipped out his foreign policy and security bona fides again today in addressing Russia’s “peacekeeping” efforts in Georgia, warning the Russians of “severe, long-term negative consequences” involving a few tricks Senator McCain picked up during his time visiting … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Dwight Eisenhower, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia

“Math class is hard!” —Teen Talk Barbie (1994)

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 6, 2008

…and Ghettoputer (1983-87). So, GorT ain’t happy about the tire-inflation-as-better-than-offshore-drilling idea, eh? Well, unlike certain oneupsmanship-obsessed techies who are apparently too lazy to bust out their HP35s’es, this guy decided to do the math. In case you follow in Teen … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Math class is hard, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

Delusional idiocy of the week

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 6, 2008

Ok, I don’t read Slate outside of Hitchens much because, well, I’m not a pseudo-intellectual poseur. But this article was brought to my attention in which some jackass argues that mentioning Barack Obama’s thin build is crypto-bigotry. What genius detective … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bedlam, Bullshit racism accusations, Handy and the Human Ton, Hogarth, Luo, Nilotes, Physical anthropology, Rake's Progress, READ A BOOK, somatotypes

Gay Paris

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 6, 2008

Ok, massive props to Tilex and Funny or Die. See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com See more funny videos at Funny or Die Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Funny or Die, Old Johnny Mac, Old jokes, Tilex

Obama iconography

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 4, 2008

In fact, Ghettoputer, no you’re not the first. If I’m remembering right, Jonathan Last had a cover story on it in The Weekly Standard. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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A dearth of…

The Gormogons Posted on August 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 2, 2008

…good leadership? You mean just because the two major parties have nominated since 1996 a priapic narcissist, a cynical dealmaker, a political tyro of a governor with a familiar last name and a very loose handle on the rudiments of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Genghis Khan, Nomads, Stupid Mongorians, These politics really suck

Vacation assignment for the ‘Puter

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 30, 2008

Ghettoputer, see how you would have done on Professor Obama’s con-law exam. My guess is… Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama, We the People…in order to form a more perfect union

Baby, It’s Cold

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2008 by 'PuterJuly 24, 2008

By now, most folks have heard of Sen. Obama’s (D-IL) opposition to the Induced Birth Infant Liability Act while a member of the Illinois Senate. This Act provided that in the event an attempted abortion failed to kill the fetus/child, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Infanticide

Breaking News, really?

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2008 by GorTJuly 24, 2008

While on a business trip (writing from the Austin Airport now), I was obligated in the Hotel breakfast area, various restaurant “lobbies” and the airport to watch CNN. Every time I stopped averting my eyes, it was “Breaking News”. At … Continue reading →

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