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Meanwhile, in developments that could change the world

The Gormogons Posted on April 19, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 19, 2014

From the Telegraph: Less than four decades later, some believe China is now poised to become not just the world’s number one economy but also its most numerous Christian nation. “By my calculations China is destined to become the largest … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Christianity, Protestantism, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Holy Saturday reading

The Gormogons Posted on April 19, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 19, 2014

Today, Christians remember when God really was dead. Or at least, when Jesus was really, most sincerely dead. For an appropriately morbid memento mori, here’s David Bentley Hart in First Things arguing that we’ve reached the point that conversation between … Continue reading →

Posted in Atheists, Christianity, Journalism, Religion

Happy Easter

The Gormogons Posted on March 31, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

The Lord Is Risen, Alleluia! Of course, your Gormogons would strongly recommend using Bing to search the internet.  Maybe for a while to show Google what you think of their celebration of Easter. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Easter, Google

‘Puter On Newtown: Omnia Vincit Amor Et Nos Cedamus Amori

The Gormogons Posted on December 14, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s been busier today than a three legged cat trying to bury its turd on a frozen pond. As such, it is only within the last hour that ‘Puter’s had the opportunity to review the news revolving around America’s latest … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bible, Christianity, E.J. Dionne, Gun control, Guns, Murder, NPR, Roman Catholics

The Mandarin’s Christmas Tree

The Gormogons Posted on December 10, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

In keeping with the holiday theme here at the Castle, your Mandarin has decided to decorate the lab. May you have a wonderful Christmas and a blessed New Year! The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Christianity, Gormogonica, Gormogons, Merry Christmas, Roman Catholics

Bible Study

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Charles Worley is a tremendous jackass. Worse, he thinks he’s funny. Worley is some schmuck who wants to imprison gay people behind an electric fence in anticipation that they die out. He is an evil, hateful person and he knows … Continue reading →

Posted in Bible, Christianity, Gays, Homosexuality, Religion, Satan, Stupid People

Occupy Your Mind

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Over the past week, GorT has had a number of conversations with some friends of liberal persuasion regarding a number of topics but largely around the economic situation of the country and the so-called “Occupy Wall Street” protests. First, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Liberals, Occupy Wall Street

The Czar On Evolution (Blah Blah, etc.)

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Wow, did Michael Potemra totally nail it today. Basically, he demonstrates that anyone with a sensible reading of Genesis (the book, not the Gabriel/Collins group) must conclude that Darwinian evolution is actually in the interest of religion. In fact, not … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Evolution, Science

The real problem in Britain…and elsewhere

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Bad as the riots in Britain are, what’s most worrisome is the apparent lack of any ideas in the British establishment that could actually make such riots less likely in the future. The Tories seem vacuous, and Labour says, as … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse now, Christianity, Decline of the West, Great Britain, Urban Decay

Christian Persecution…

The Gormogons Posted on April 25, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Dennis Prager has a very interesting article where he asks, “Why don’t Christians help…Christians?” The article describes the current persecution of Christians that is taking place in the Muslim world. Mr. Prager points out that despite this persecution the nearly … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Islam, Islamic Terror, Roman Catholics

Holy Saturday

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Hans Holbein the Younger, Das Leichnam Christi im Grab, Kunstmuseum Basel. Morbid? Indeed. But Holbein’s point was: if you believe in the Resurrection, this is what was resurrected—a wrecked, even grotesque slab of meat that was once a man. Ecce … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Easter, Jesus

Ross Douthat: To the catacombs!

The Gormogons Posted on December 20, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

No, not really. This is a thoughtful piece that deserves your time, though. But both books come around to a similar argument: this month’s ubiquitous carols and crèches notwithstanding, believing Christians are no longer what they once were — an … Continue reading →

Posted in B16, Christianity, Merry Christmas

Did you feel that?

The Gormogons Posted on May 25, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

The earth is moving under our feet. In a development that’s rather jaw-dropping in light of historical attitudes, the Russian Orthodox Church is proclaiming itself “no longer a competitor but an ally” of the Roman Catholic Church when it comes … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Europe, Orthodoxy, Russia, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Bad Baptist Hymns

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2009 by 'PuterNovember 10, 2009

‘Puter’s moving away from grilling for the moment, and back to more important matters. Bad church music. Gormogon operative FJR, writing from an undisclosed location somewhere south of the Mason-Dixon line, forwards this wonderful bit of Baptist music: God of … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Liturgical music

Teaching Christianity = Unfit Parenting

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 4, 2009

For those who trust the government to benevolently watch over you, protecting your privacy and self-determination in health care and other matters, ‘Puter offers the following in rebuttal. A New Hampshire court ordered a girl to attend public school despite … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Jurisprudence, Christianity, Courts

¡Odio!

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 10, 2009

The Spanish numbers are scary, all right–the percentage of Spaniards holding a negative few of Jews jumped from 21% in 2004 to 46% in 2008–but that’s not the only thing to be scared about. If you dig into the whole … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Christianity, Spain

Rémi Brague

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 19, 2009

Spectacular interview with the Sorbonne professor of Cyclopean erudtion on the occasion of his Legend of the Middle Ages. Bears re-reading several times. Buy the book. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Christianity, Civilization and Barbarism, Islam, Judaism, Middle Ages, Religion, Remi Brague, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Say a prayer for this man.

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2009 by GorTMarch 28, 2009

Seriously, Mr. Matthews needs help.  Take a read through this online article and then let’s revisit the facts. One, an estimated 78% of people in this country identify themselves as Christian.  One would think that being Christian includes the belief … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Matthews, Christianity, Liberals, Media Bias

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