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What Makes Us Cold Today

The Gormogons Posted on January 5, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today is the coldest day in Earth history, and none of us are expected to survive. Not really, but you get the idea. It’s in all the papers. ‘Puter and Mrs. ‘Puter, along with the boys, go down the driveway … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Meteorology, Science, Weather

Take A Cold Shower Instead

The Gormogons Posted on July 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The average temperature on Earth may be changing up or down. We honestly don’t know. Some folks say it is going up a degree, and therefore floods and famine may occur. That’s actually possible. Other folks say it is going … Continue reading →

Posted in Africa, Climate Change, Climatology, Government spending, Meteorology, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Boy Who Muttered Something About Wolves

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Remember about thirty-five years ago, when the Sequester was going to utterly destroy societies, completely annihilate Western thought, and thoroughly split infinitives? And it didn’t happen, and the President plunged in the polls? And then he made a series of … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Firearms, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Meteorology, Sequestration, Unintended Consequences

Picking Cherries

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Here is a really easy way to tick off a pro-AGW enthusiast: tell him that this winter is expected to be the coldest on record, or that we haven’t had nearly the amount of hurricanes predicted. You then get a … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology

The Czar Explains Spanish Weather

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

GorT wants to know why the term derecho is used to describe a particular type of storm. In fact, Spanish words are used as a lingua franca although they sound Greek to him. Here are some of the Spanish terms … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, GorT, In English Please, Meteorology

Anti-Climatic

The Gormogons Posted on May 28, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The great and wonderous Borepatch writes into the Czar (and jeez, we hope we had his permission to reprint this; ah well, not much we can do about it now) to say: Your outstanding post covered the subject of Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Mailbag, Meteorology, Phoney Science, Science

In Other Words, Shut Up Leakey

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

For the record, and right up front, the Czar is a significant proponent of evolutionary theory. For him, the evidence is overwhelming and consistent. But when Richard Leakey says that the debate will soon be over, the Czar rolls his … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Evolution, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology, Phoney Science, Science, Stupid People

Science Does Not Equal Skepticism

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If the Czar could wish anything for your survival, it would be the gift of skepticism. When someone runs up to you with a stunning claim (“I just saw Bigfoot! And eleventy!”), your first response really should be “How good … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Journalism, Leftism, Media, Media Bias, Meteorology, Phoney Science, Progressives, Science, Skepticism

AGW Proponents: Time to Listen

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some little time ago, a report came out that unquestionably proved Global Warming was a real thing, and that no reasonable person could remain a skeptic. Of course, a news reports claims that report is itself badly flawed, and that … Continue reading →

Posted in Carbon Credits, Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology, Skepticism

This Is What Happens

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This is what happens to rock stars all the time. Be sure to read the comments. Smart fellows, all. Now that we have been found out, we will have to leak some nonsense out that refutes all of this. Stay … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology

Global Warming Guide

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

CN rather expertly contributes the following: Most honorable Czar of Muscovy, who with a single effort of the pen of writing makes my most eloquent efforts seem but the ramblings of the unschooled child, it was my humble pleasure to … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Mailbag, Meteorology

Climate Change Proponents: 3 Things To Do Today

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar thinks he speaks for a lot of conservatives when he says he would like to be convinced about Global Warming. After all, there is nothing more conservative than preserving what we have; if it turns out that the … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology, Science

The Evidence Must Favor Our Side. Or Else It’s Wrong.

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

All part of life’s rich pageant. NOAA: We have data that corresponds to evidence of climate change. Lib Media Machine: Ah! You should listen to NOAA. They are scientists! They know this stuff. Now fund our green jobs. Global warming … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Hypocrisy, Liberals, Meteorology, Tornado

Climate, Climate, Climate

The Gormogons Posted on December 29, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The always entertaining Borepatch (and you really oughta read him daily) suggests the Czar should “turn his cold, dread eye towards, say, the Climate Science establishment.” Okay, sure. Now a lot of you are already rubbing your hands together gleefully, … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Climate Change, Climatology, Meteorology

Meandarin’ Around Town

The Gormogons Posted on December 2, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

So look what the Volgi dug up in the basement. It’s from a 1954 issue of Collier’s magazine. Yep, before all the global cooling… wait, global warming… heck, now it’s cooling again… began. Do your Gormogons believe in man-made climate … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Mad science, Meteorology, The Mandarin, Volgi, Volgi (pronounced Volgi), Weatherman

Sound and Fury

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Astonishing silence appears to the response of the scientific community regarding Harold Lewis’ spectacular resignation letter. Of course, the anti-AGW crowds are eating this up. The Czar thinks that might be too eager a reaction: if the Hadley CRU incident … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Mad science, Meteorology, Political Correctness, Politics, Science

Borepatch with the must-read of the week (or month?)

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Global-warming J’accuse?Read the whole thing. Seriously. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Crime, Global Warming, Phoney Science, Science

Re: Here is Where AGW Really Takes It In the Crotch [edited]

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 30, 2009

Without wading into the philosophical weeds, Karl Popper’s famous principle that a theory, hypothesis, or principle is metaphysical, not scientific if it is not, in some way, falsifiable (i.e., testable), seems to apply here. Whether it’s a Kuhnian paradigm or … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Phoney Science, Science

NYT: No, You’re Screwing It Up Again!

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 29, 2009

A week of surprises from the New York Times. First, there was the confession from the public editor that they screwed up the ACORN coverage because they acted like jackasses. Now, comes word that the New York Times is revealing … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, New York Times - NYT, Phoney Science, Science

1.03 Degrees = End of the World

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 16, 2009

AP is freaking out. The world’s oceans are the hottest they have ever been, ever, since 1880! And they state, as a matter of fact and record, that climate change has been raising the planet’s temperature steadily since 1997. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Associated Press, Climate Change, Climatology, Global Warming, TEOTWAWKI

That Lazy Old Sun

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 28, 2009

Regular Gormogons readers know that we tend to keep global warming and global cooling discussions at arm’s length, because most of the proponents of anthropogenic climate change (which covers warming or cooling) are shout-down liberals who call everyone else a … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology

Flying Around Reality

The Gormogons Posted on August 13, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 13, 2009

Let the Czar point out how anti-science the Democratic Party is. Again. Michigan Senator Debbie Stabenow, who is a member of the Senate Energy Committee no less, says that she can feel global warming’s effects when she flies. “Global warming … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Debbie Stabenow, Global Warming, Hurricane, Meteorology, Tornado

Most Inconvenient Facts

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 29, 2009

The Czar has been waiting for this. Back in March, he commented on Obama’s dubious promise that his administration would follow science, not politics. After all, it was the Evil Bush who suppressed science in order to further political objective, … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Climate Change, Climatology, EPA, Hypocrisy, It Must Be Bush's Fault, Obama Administration

Facts Choose No Sides in Global Warming

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 29, 2009

The Czar waits to see the spin on this. Specifically, he wonders when both sides of the climate change free-for-all will each claim conclusive evidence on a recent study. But let us back up a step. Climatologists have long known … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, Climate Change, Climatology, Science

Who Speaks for the Starving Vegetables?

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2009 by The MandarinJune 26, 2009

Well, FoxNews.com is reporting that the House of Representatives has passed the Climate Change Bill by a vote of 217 to 205. The Democrats have demonized CO2 with the help of the useful idiots in the “environmental” movement to pass … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Fruits, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Greenpeace, Homeland Haters, Sierra Club, Socialism, Vegetables

Science Lesson – Part 3

The Gormogons Posted on June 14, 2009 by GorTJune 14, 2009

To wrap up this series, let’s look at what’s really happening out there in the world. To echo one of ‘Puter’s points, I’m not arguing to do nothing – yes, we should be good stewards of the environment, but with … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming

Science Lesson – Part 2

The Gormogons Posted on June 13, 2009 by GorTJune 13, 2009

Do you remember learning about the Scientific Process back in grade school? Maybe between the teachers highlighted in our “Great Moments in Teaching” series, the failures to pass simple board exams and the union masters they serve, your teachers didn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Science

Science Lesson – Part 1

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2009 by GorTJune 12, 2009

Over the next few days, I’m going to spend a little bit of space here conducting a little lesson in science surrounding the hype that is “Global Warming”, “Climate Change” and “Ocean Acidification” (the last one is a new term … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Economics, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Steven Chu

Waiting for the Spin Cycle

The Gormogons Posted on May 15, 2009 by GorTMay 15, 2009

The Czar must be busy with his lab assistant and green Fiero otherwise, I’m sure he would have posted on this subject.  The EPA has recently sent a report to the White House stating that efforts to regulate CO2 emissions … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Global Warming

Re: Archimedes

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 22, 2009

Readers can discover what perennial Iron Man contest winner GorTechie thinks about Steven Chu’s fear of a worldwide melting of ice in a global warming scenario. Therein, GorT references the Archimedes principle to question whether melting ice would raise the … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Global Warming, Meteorology, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Czar Explains Weather

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 1995 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 13, 1995

Everybody’s so up on the weather these days, and if you’ve been in an elevator lately, you notice it’s on the mind of every stranger that has an urge to talk to you. With all this pressure, it’s no wonder … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Meteorology, Weatherman

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