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Dropping Crime in Chicago: Is Concealed Carry Responsible?

The Gormogons Posted on April 5, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

News came this morning that Otis MacDonald passed away. Mr. MacDonald is legendary in Chicago, and by rights ought to be as famous as Heller, Brown, and Wade. At the very least, as famous as Heller. Mr. MacDonald was a … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Crime, Firearms, Guns, Shooting, Supreme Court

Parish announcements in Hell. Or…Cleveland.

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

A Friend of the Gormogons, S.J., writes: For this scumbag. ℟. Oremus. “We would like to thank everyone who contributed to last weekend’s bake sale to benefit our Seniors Club.“Also, our pastor Father Jim was arrested Friday for soliciting a … Continue reading →

Posted in Cleveland, Crime, Homosexuality, Sex, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Understanding Zimmerman and Martin

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes a nice letter about the Zimmerman trial on the back of a prescription for Clomipramine. Your omniscience: Esteemed Associate and I were discussing the Martin case last evening. I encapsulate our conversation for you. One has to … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Crime, Island Dweller, Legal Words, Mailbag

A Simple, Zero Cost Solution to Government Incompetence (And Its Fraud, Waste and Abuse)

The Gormogons Posted on June 21, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter read with jaw fully dropped this account at The Fiscal Times of yesterday’s Senate Homeland Security Subcommittee hearing on government’s security clearance process. Succinctly, the government has no standard process for granting security clearances, leaving it to the arbitrary … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Corruption of Power, Crime, Gubbamint, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Waste and Fraud

Great Moments In Education: Bad, Bad Teacher Edition, Part 17,586

The Gormogons Posted on April 25, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s teachers in high schoolwere Jesuits. And no Jesuit isas good looking as this fine, younglesbian child rapist. It’s been a long time since ‘Puter posted on America’s “education professionals” in action, too long perhaps. ‘Puter thinks he got bored, … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Basketball, Children, Crime, Education, Lesbians, Teachers

Thoughts on Boston

The Gormogons Posted on April 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar thinks this says it all: THIS. “This week is so bad that an Elvis-impersonating conspiracy theorist sent poison letter to Obama and THAT’S LIKE THE TENTH BIGGEST STORY.” — Laura Mitchell (@ljmabouttown) April 19, 2013 Now, for you … Continue reading →

Posted in Boston, Crime, Terrorism, Terrorists

Boston, Ricin, and the Internet: Stories You Weren’t Told

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Maybe you missed all of this. No one would be surprised. Evidently, a bunch of folks on Reddit got to discussing some of the various photographs of the Boston Marathon crowd, and began to see some suspicious similarities and odd … Continue reading →

Posted in Boston, Crime, Internet, Interwebs, Law Enforcement, Terrorism, Terrorists

Another Tragic Example of Real Racism

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Alert readers may remember the Czar’s prediction that a Winnsboro, LA, woman’s claim that she was subject to a racial attack was untrue. Twitter friend @rachelveronica points us to this news story: Two days after multiple law enforcement agencies began … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Klansmen, Ku Klux Klan, Louisiana, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Race, Racism

Winnsboro Attack: First, Be Skeptical

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Is someone attempting their own October surprise? The news media is reporting that Sharmeka Moffitt, 20, was walking down a paved trail in a quiet and calm part of Winnsboro, Louisiana, when three men wearing “white hoodies” wrote KKK on … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Klansmen, Ku Klux Klan, Louisiana, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Race, Racism

Good God

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The morning television greeted us this morning. One of the murderers of that Connecticut family, behind bars, is speaking out for the first time about his ordeal…. Dare you kid? Why would one invoke the Czar’s rage when you know … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Czar-Related Firing Squads and Summary Executions, Justice

Penn State Moves Toward State Pen

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The scandal happening at Penn State is beyond description. For years, it appears, university and university athletics officials were aware—not dimly, but positively aware—that defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky was raping children, but opted to do nothing about it. Sandusky has … Continue reading →

Posted in College, College Athletes, Crime, Czar-Related Firing Squads and Summary Executions, Sexual Predators, Sports, Stupid People, This sport really sucks

Teachers Union Leaders Are Likely Defrauding the NYSTRS

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

The NYSTRS is the New York State Teachers’ Retirement System. A strong claim, ‘Puter knows. But here’s the facts, based on one Upstate school district. New York’s Education Law §501(19) defines “service” as “actual teaching or supervision by the teacher … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, New York, Teacher Unions

Those Darn Amish

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dang it all if Confucius* doesn’t know how to get the Czar’s goat. Actually, the Czar used to have a goat—an actual goat—but no longer does. To be fair, it was ‘Puter that ruined it, not Volgi. But the Volgi … Continue reading →

Posted in Amish, Crime, Illinois, Skepticism

Things Are Better, As Horrible As It Seems

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Professor Mondo has a typically well-written post today regarding the cultural transition parents underwent in the last few decades of letting kids be kids and (over-)protecting them from strangers. The essay is tightly written, and the Czar’s summary hardly does … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Crime

Hippies Behaving Badly

The Gormogons Posted on May 9, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Here’s a little riddle for all of ‘Puter’s “progressive” friends. Q. How is the Peace Corps like the Catholic Church? A. Both have horribly mismanaged credible allegations of sexual assault and rape, covered them up for years, and blamed the … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Progressives, Stupidity

Can’t stop laughing.

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

You know Confucius takes issues of war, peace, strategy, diplomacy, and so forth seriously. Maybe a little too seriously. Defeats and bad press for the U.S. depress him mightily. Still. He can’t stop laughing at this. We’ve apparently be negotiating … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Con games, Crime, Gallows Humor, Pakistan, Taliban, The Obama Amateur Hour

Domestic Violence

The Gormogons Posted on November 6, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Is no laughing matter. Except when it is. Yesterday, ‘Puter mentioned West Virginia in a post on New York’s Medicaid programs. ‘Puter was thinking for a smallish state population wise, West Virginia’s really not too bad off. Well, ‘Puter was … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, West Virginia

Borepatch with the must-read of the week (or month?)

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Global-warming J’accuse?Read the whole thing. Seriously. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Crime, Global Warming, Phoney Science, Science

Duke Faculty go on hunger strike

The Gormogons Posted on February 18, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 18, 2010

No justice, no peace! Free what’s-her-name! Racist jocks made her do it! DURHAM, N.C. — Durham police late Wednesday arrested the woman who four years ago falsely accused three Duke University lacrosse players of raping her.Crystal Mangum assaulted her boyfriend, … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Political Correctness

’Puter-style parenting

The Gormogons Posted on February 18, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 18, 2010

On the other hand, as we’re all parents (a couple even of daughters), one suspects the Gormogons are emotively, if not perhaps legally, in this guy’s corner: “I shot him in the nuts with bird-shot because he was beating my … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Florida, Guns, Insanity, Parents

A polite society

The Gormogons Posted on January 22, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 22, 2010

More guns in law-abiding hands mean less crime. The District of Columbia proves the point.Reading most press accounts, one would be forgiven for thinking Armageddon had arrived after the Supreme Court struck down the District’s handgun ban in 2008. Predictions … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Crime, D.C., Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Murder, Second Amendment

Mike Huckabee…

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 30, 2009

…meet Mike Dukakis. Huckabee? Huckhasbeen. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Cop Killers, Crime, Mike Huckabee, Murder

“Istanbul’s Crime Conundrum”…

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 15, 2009

…by amica Gormogonorum Claire Berlinski is up at City Journal’s site. It’s a great read. I walk alone through almost every neighborhood of Istanbul, often at night. This is a megacity of at least 12 million people, many of whom … Continue reading →

Posted in Claire Berlinski, Crime, Friend of Gormogons, Istanbul (not Constantinople), Turkey

Kaleb Eulis: Hero

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 3, 2009

Eulls and his three younger sisters were among 22 passengers on a school bus bound for Yazoo County High School in western Mississippi until a 14-year old female student boarded the bus armed with a .380 semi-automatic handgun threatening to … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Heroes, High School

Son of Sam Defense

The Gormogons Posted on August 7, 2009 by 'PuterAugust 7, 2009

When caught with a hard drive full of kiddie porn, use a variant of the Son of Sam defense. Keith Griffin of Flordia claims that his cat hopped around on his keyboard, downloading all manner of illegal child pornography. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Stupid People

We’re #1!

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 27, 2009

Erin go bragh! Here’s to the crime-ridden, illegitimacy-plagued, substance-abusing underclass of the nineteenth century! Gotta say I’m surprised at the Krauts. They’re ordinarily pretty low in crimes against property. From the Image Archive on the American Eugenics Movement. Via Boing … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Dirty Irish, Immigration

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