Devastating earthquake strikes D.C.
Pictures of the devastation are coming in. Heartbreaking. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
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A polite society
More guns in law-abiding hands mean less crime. The District of Columbia proves the point.Reading most press accounts, one would be forgiven for thinking Armageddon had arrived after the Supreme Court struck down the District’s handgun ban in 2008. Predictions … Continue reading →
Michelle, Ma Belle Part Deux
Michelle Rhee, Chancellor of the D.C. Public School system, has had to deal with a significant ($666 million) budget shortfall. Chancellor Rhee is addressing this crisis by laying off underperforming teachers. The D.C. teachers’ union is predictably calling the layoffs … Continue reading →
Ok, apologies to Baltimore
Looks like D.C. ACORN is just as guilty. Confucius* says: it seemed curious that the woman who played the prostitute told Glenn Beck that she’d emptied her savings to finance the exposé. To walk into one office with a hidden … Continue reading →
D.C. loves the Ocho
Probably even more after this: The hosts asked him at some point what he thought of New York.“Well, it’s not bad,” Ovechkin said. “It’s not best place in the world, but it’s ok.”And a thousand Washingtonians breathed sweet sighs of … Continue reading →
“The Bitch Set Me Up!”
Thus spake Mayor For Life Marion Barry in 1990, when nabbed in an FBI sting, smoking crack in a hotel room with one of his many chippies. Not content to rest on his laurels, Mayor For Life Marion Barry was … Continue reading →
Re: Governed by idiots
Scripsit el GorTo: Several Gormogons were regular users of the Washington DC Metro system growing up. For those unaware, the DC Metro system actually charges more to use it during rush hour. Huh? Aren’t we supposed to use mass transit … Continue reading →
Love Boat
‘Puter’s having flashbacks, and not the good kind. Unbeknownst to ‘Puter, PCP has been making a comeback in DC, leading to exactly the kinds of horrific incidents you’d expect. Although it does make ‘Puter wax nostalgic for the halcyon days … Continue reading →
Wasn’t ‘Puter’s Fault
D.C., home of Mayor for Life Marion Barry, the crack wars and stagflation, is now the proud owner of a three percent HIV/AIDS infection rate. You stay classy, DC! And don’t pull this “It’s not their fault, ‘Puter. They’re just … Continue reading →
Our D.C. homey.
Yeah, that guy’s all over. I once saw him playing cowbell for Rare Essence. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Beaker in DC!
The boys at Kissing Suzy Kolber are always good for a smile. And what could be funnier than a montage of photoshopped iconic images of D.C., now with more Beaker! 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. … Continue reading →
Welcome to the Real D.C., Media Vixen
D.C. has a problem with crime, including muggings? No way! How could that happen now with the dawning of the Obama Change-a-lot era in D.C? Why were we caught unawares that D.C. is a city sharply divided along race and … Continue reading →