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Dr. J: Thievery Afoot! And I Can Prove It!

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

‘Great Ghettoputer, Yes, it appears that Dr. J refers to himself in the third person. The Czar takes no responsibility for this, as the Czar sometimes refers to himself in the third person. Sometimes we refer to ourselves in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Dr. J., Government Run Healthcare, Health care, New York Times - NYT, Paul Ryan, Republicans

Flying Saucers…

The Gormogons Posted on November 8, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Gormogon operative and royal surgeon Dr. J posits the following question to your Mandarin: Inscrutable Mandarin, I’ve noticed that there are more reported UFO sightings in the news during Democratic administrations. Is there a reasonable explanation for this, or is … Continue reading →

Posted in Air defense, Atheists, Democrats, Hubble Space Telescope, Illegals, Immigration, NASA, Space, Space Shuttle, UFOs

Sen. Reid Seems Worried What’ll Happen If GOP Wins

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

That the Czar believes Senator Harry Reid to be as senile as he is vicious shall come as no surprise to our highly educated readers. NRO Online has the following quote from the Senate Narrow Majority Leader that shows how … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Harry Reid, Health care, Mitch McConnell, Nevada, Republicans

Already Second Thoughts?

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Over at the Corner, Douglas Holtz-Eakin says when we’re done celebrating, it’ll be time to wake up and realize nothing has been guaranteed: The reality is that Republicans will not set the agenda. The Tea Party will not set the … Continue reading →

Posted in Charles Krauthammer, Democrats, Election, Election Results, Republicans, Voting

Dems: Don’t Vote For Us. We Stink!

The Gormogons Posted on November 1, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

This is totally true. The Czar received this flyer in the mail last week. Thanks to the Capitol Fax Blog for scanning it in so we did not have to. That awful Mark Kirk! What a terrible conservative. He is, … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Mark Kirk, Stupid Politicians

Breaking News (Unconfirmed)

The Gormogons Posted on October 29, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Unhappy with President Obama’s failure to get any real laughs on The Daily Show, Democrats are asking Vice-President Biden to appear on Jeopardy. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Election, Joe Biden

Pat Sajak Gets It Right

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

This jives perfectly with what the Mandarin and the Czar were discussing at lunch this week. Pat Sajak nails our mutual opinion perfectly: the GOP had better realize they will not be given a second chance…this is their second chance, … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Election, Republicans, Tea Party

The Kids These Days Can’t Even Steal An Election

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

What an election. And out come the bad moves. Sure, every party makes mistakes during an election: openly false comments are made and disproved just as quickly. Third parties put out advertisements with patently wrong accusations. Words are twisted in … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Election, Harry Reid, John Adams, Rand Paul, Republicans, Tea Party, Vote Fraud, Voting

Public-sector unions, spending your money to get more of your money.

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Look for the union label on your state and local tax increase, writes Stephen Malanga: The sight of rich people pleading to be taxed more has attracted attention to the November ballot initiative. But otherwise, support for the ballot measure, … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government spending, Property Taxes, Public Sector Jobs, Tax Increase, Taxes, Teacher Unions, Unions

The Face Behind the Protest

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Wow. This is another landmine for the Left. Read this whole bit. All right, so readers outside of Chicago know that Glenn Beck and friends did a private show in the Chicago area as a fundraiser for local GOP candidates. … Continue reading →

Posted in Andrew Breitbart, Democrats, Dirty Liberals, Glenn Beck, Liberals, Tea Party

Okay, But What About 2014?

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Doesn’t 2007 seem like it was a decade ago, politically? A Republican president was being trashed by a cabal of Democrats, leftist journalists and Hollywood and university professors. A Democratic Congress was spending money stupidly, and the GOP was simply … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Republicans, Tea Party

The Second Front

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Wow. You almost feel bad for the guy. Almost, we said. The Wall Street Journal has a slightly disturbing but ultimately fascinating piece on how Democratic Party candidates are trashing President Obama in their ads, emphasizing how they stood up … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats

Democrat Economic Plans = Abject Failure

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Let’s review a few key quotes here first: “Some time in the next couple of months we’re going to be creating between 250,000 jobs a month and 500,000 jobs a month,” Biden said, April 23, 2010, Pittsburgh, PA Vice President … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Economics

Tick…..tick….tick….

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

That’s the sound as we march towards one of the biggest tax hikes in history under a President who said: “I will eliminate capital gains taxes for the small businesses that create the high-wage, high-tech jobs of tomorrow. I will … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Economic policy, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Tax Increase, The Obama Amateur Hour

DeLay: GOP Needs to Step It Up

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Tom DeLay is prudently cautious about the upcoming elections, warning GOP supporters that a landslide victory in all areas against Democrats ain’t gonna happen. In fact, DeLay warns, the Democrats have a really solid game plan that will make life … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Republicans

Credit where it’s due

The Gormogons Posted on August 5, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Well, DT, the GOP will likely find itself in the same position it did during and after the Reagan recovery—the media-academic complex will rabidly attempt to deny them credit, but most people who lived through it won’t forget, and they’ll … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Economic policy, Public Opinion, Republicans

Democrats, Party of the Rich

The Gormogons Posted on August 2, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Great blog post by Roger Simon. Read the whole thing, but here’s the payoff: But these days, it seems, even the “mini-me” is being abandoned. The pretenses are gone. No more Mr. Good Guy, phony as he was. No more … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Elitism

The Writing is On the Wall

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

From the WSJ.  The Obama Stimulus efforts aren’t working and spending (in government efforts) isn’t leading us out of this.  We’re likely heading for a double-dip recession.  So much for VP “Say it ain’t so” Joe Biden‘s Summer of Recovery.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Economics, The Obama Amateur Hour

The “reality-based community” is half-way to the Hollow-Earth Lizard People Theory

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

John Podesta, head of the hard-left Center for American Progress which has been an important source of policy staffers for the Obama Administration, and Bill Clinton’s former “Secretary of S—” troubleshooter, is apparently a UFO conspiracy theorist, or at least … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Democrats, Leftism, UFOs

Most Open, Honest, Ethical Congress Ever…..Pffft

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Human Events reported on July 2nd the following: Last night, as part of a procedural vote on the emergency war supplemental bill, House Democrats attached a document that “deemed as passed” a non-existent $1.12 trillion budget. The execution of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, The Obama Amateur Hour

Da Deemers

The Gormogons Posted on July 3, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

So the Doc sends in this story, beautifully illustrating the degree to which liberal governance is parting ways with the rule of law, with the question What would happen if the Republicans just decided not to show up for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Constitutional Law, Democrats, Federal Budget, Liberals

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

The Gormogons Posted on June 21, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Issue #1: Taxes Country #1 has a “13% flat tax” (albeit not a strict flat tax) and is doing away with capital gains taxes on long-term investments starting in 2011 – largely to attract more investment into domestic businesses. Country … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazy Ivan, Democrats, Harry Reid, Russia, Unions, Washington Post - WaPo

A glimpse of the future

The Gormogons Posted on May 14, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

GorT lives in* the blue state of Maryland.  It’s been a democrat stronghold (or should I say stranglehold) as long as I can remember it.  There are the few exceptions (former Gov. Ehrlich and Lt Gov Steele in recent memory) … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Martin O'Malley, Montgomery County, Red Dot

Never Say Never

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Here’s a Democrat (Mickey Kaus, blogger extraordinaire and quixotic Democrat candidate for Boxer’s U.S. Senate seat in California) for whom ‘Puter might be able to vote. One who recognizes the destructive, corrosive, corrupting force that is public sector unionization. That … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Public Sector Jobs, Unions

The Other 53%

The Gormogons Posted on April 20, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

GorT has been holed up in the lab trying to to get the replicators working faster to replace all the microfuses that I’m blowing over taxes.  A few issues are at hand: First, the media and the general public are, … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats

Re: Gov. Christie

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Correspondent E.F. writes in response to ‘Puter’s post on Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ). ‘Puter’s correspondent disagrees with ‘Puter’s take, and puts together a vigorous defense of his position. E.F. states: Wisest Gormogon Puter It can never hurt to flatter your … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, New Jersey, Property Taxes, Teacher Unions

The Czar & the Jews (Oy!)

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 24, 2010

One always hesitates to disagree with the Czar, but the fact is while Jews vote the way they want, they overwhelmingly want to vote for Democrats. Jews have voted in overwhelming numbers for the Democratic candidate since the Progressive Era … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Israel, Jews, Republicans

Dr. J’s Funny-Paper Foul Shots: “Four Kinds of Lies”

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 14, 2010

The good doctor returns to the Bizarro World of Tom Toles again this week, emerging with his sanity mostly intact. Confucius has edited this slightly for space. There are now four kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, and now, … Continue reading →

Posted in Cartoons, Democracy, Democrats, Socialized Medicine

Что делать, Dr. J edition

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 14, 2010

Dr. J, in a letter your Volgi’s been remiss in posting, waxes a bit despondent about the looming threat of Obamacare. The bulk of his missive concerned the Slaughter Stratagem, ginned up by ’Puter’s neighbor, Weezy. Since that seems to … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Hello Kitty, Republicans, Socialized Medicine, What is to be done?

Corey Haim, R.I.P.

The Gormogons Posted on March 10, 2010 by 'PuterMarch 10, 2010

1980s era child star Corey Haim was found dead today of an apparent drug overdose. Mr. Haim starred in such epic films as Lost Boys. ‘Puter thinks upon examination the coroner will discover that Mr. Haim’s cause of death was … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats

And Speaking of Gay Scandals …

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2010 by 'PuterMarch 5, 2010

Back to Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY), ‘Puter’s almost Congressman, and his foray into same-sex sexual harassment. Rep. Massa is reported to be announcing his resignation from Congress, effective Monday at 5:00 p.m. But it’s got nothing to do with the … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Scandals

After You, Madame Speaker

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2010 by 'PuterMarch 1, 2010

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has gone all in on the tragically flawed Health Care Reform Effort on behalf of the Democrat caucus. Making the Sunday talk show rounds, Speaker Pelosi told moderate Democrats in competitive districts that … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Nancy Pelosi

Figures

The Gormogons Posted on February 25, 2010 by GorTFebruary 25, 2010

Read this.  Yeah, that’s the kind of support we’re getting from the democrats and why they need a swift gut-boot from the Mandarin.  All of them.  Now. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA Interrogations, Democrats

Re: Different Drummer

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2010 by 'PuterFebruary 24, 2010

Apropos Czar’s post below, ‘Puter offers the following. First, Czar, as always, is correct. Second, what’s up with Czar’s post last night? ‘Puter fears he has been called out as a simpleton. Even more fearfully, ‘Puter fears he is too … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, New York Times - NYT

Today we won a ticket to see Dr. J…

The Gormogons Posted on February 16, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 16, 2010

Front-row seat! In free! No pay! Doc writes: The recent spate of retirement announcements (Bayh) and rumors (Mikulski) has gotten me thinking that Congress will pass the Senate bill and then tweak it via reconciliation during the lame-duck session when … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Politics, Socialized Medicine

Meet the new boss…Same as the old boss…

The Gormogons Posted on January 24, 2010 by GorTJanuary 24, 2010

Given the recent setbacks failures that the democrat party has experienced, what can we look forward to in the coming months from them in order to preserve what they can going into the 2010 elections?  Well, the Czar points out … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Stimulus Package

Dr. K with the wicked curve

The Gormogons Posted on January 22, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 22, 2010

The reason both wings of American liberalism — congressional and mainstream media — were so surprised at the force of anti-Democratic sentiment is that they’d spent Obama’s first year either ignoring or disdaining the clear early signs of resistance: the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Elitism, Tea Party

Media Liberals Still Don’t Get It

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2010 by 'PuterJanuary 20, 2010

‘Puter was watching Morning Joe on MSNBC this morning, mostly to watch a parade of dejected leftists attempt to minimize the extent of the whupping they took yesterday in Massachusetts. There is nothing quite so tasty as a well-balanced breakfast … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Mika Brzezinski

Tax Incidence

The Gormogons Posted on January 14, 2010 by GorTJanuary 14, 2010

By now you’ve heard that President Obama is instituting a “fee” entitled the “Financial Crisis Responsibility Fee” in an effort to secure additional federal funds.  I call “shenanigans” on this.  First, it’s a tax.  The administration would rather it be … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, The Obama Amateur Hour

Firedoglake

The Gormogons Posted on December 14, 2009 by 'PuterDecember 14, 2009

Puts the “ass” in “class” for its attempt to oust Hadassah Lieberman (Sen. Lieberman’s spouse) from her position as global ambassador for the Susan Komen for the Cure foundation. Mrs. Lieberman’s sin? Being married to a gentleman who with good, … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats

Alienating A Core(pulent) Constituency

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2009 by 'PuterOctober 8, 2009

Governor Jon Corzine (D) of New Jersey is locked in a tight reelection campaign against Chris Christie (R). The campaign has been acrimonious, even by the Garbage State’s low standards. Plumbing new depths this week was Mr. Corzine, who aired … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Election

Why We Should Expect Only Failure

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 6, 2009

The Jerusalem Post has an editorial that discusses what would happen if Iran fully complied with nuclear restrictions. It is worth a read, but it is not necessary for you to do so to continue herein. The editorial makes the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Foreign Policy, Iran

Nuclear Power: Anywhere But Here (And Here’s Why)

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 28, 2009

Germany is usually touted as among the greenest of the green European countries. Yet, election victor Angela Merkel intends to keep Germany’s nuclear plants operating longer than their required phase-outs. Why? Nuclear plants provide low cost electricity with no environmental … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, China, Democrats, Energy, Germany, Green Energy, India, Nuclear power (more now please), Steven Chu

“It’s Not Me, It’s You”

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by GorTSeptember 25, 2009

In another example of the democrats unwilling to take responsibility for the results of their actions, the Washington Post front page* has a report on a significant drop in campaign contributions to the dems as we enter the 2010 election … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, The Obama Amateur Hour

Paglia vs. élite schools, round 211

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 9, 2009

But affluent middle-class Democrats now seem to be complacently servile toward authority and automatically believe everything party leaders tell them. Why? Is it because the new professional class is a glossy product of generically institutionalized learning? Independent thought and logical … Continue reading →

Posted in Camille Paglia, Conformism, Democrats, Education, Elitism, Universities

The Last Civil Rights Battle

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 8, 2009

On the steps of the U.S. Department of Education building this morning former D.C. City Councilman Kevin P. Chavous, and others, protested the Obama Adminstration’s refusal to continue funding of a successful school voucher program. Via The Corner, ‘Puter notes … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Obama Administration, Teacher Unions

Eat the Rich!

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 2, 2009

Well it looks like the Unions and the Democrats are out to do what they do best, that is destroy wealth. The AFL-CIO along with some Democrats want to impose a tenth of a percent tax on every stock transaction. … Continue reading →

Posted in AFL-CIO, Democrats, Wall Street

Fearing the Face to Face

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2009 by GorTSeptember 1, 2009

I arrived home from work today and checked the home voicemail. The first message was from my congressman, Chris Van Hollen (D-MD). His recorded message informed me that there will be a telephone townhall meeting tomorrow night. Around 7:40pm tomorrow … Continue reading →

Posted in Cowards, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare

Universal Translator, Democrat Edition

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2009 by 'PuterAugust 31, 2009

Plug the Democrats’ description of health care reform as a “moral duty” or “moral imperative” into the universal translator and out pops “health care opponents are ignorant racists who want you to die poor and in pain.” Thank goodness for … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Stupid People

Lessons Learned

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 30, 2009

Little Sally is on the mend. She has accepted the fact that this weird place is her home now, and has figured out where in each room her favorite napping places are. Sally sleeps a lot, more than any dog … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Dog, Dogs Are Better Than Cats, Sally, The Czar of Muscovy

Representation Without Taxation?

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2009 by The MandarinAugust 29, 2009

While driving into work this week I was listening to the Quinn and Rose show on XM radio. A caller to the show made the point that one of the main motivators for the American Revolution was that we were … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Conservatism, Democrats, House of Represenatives, Taxes

Cash for Refrigerators, Or The Impossibility of Reason

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 25, 2009

You’d think this is a hoax, but only if you were sane. Congress has decided it has had enough of Cash for Clunkers. After all, the program proved to be unmanageable, has completely run out of funding, and still has … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Steven Chu, Stimulus Package

One in Two Americans

The Gormogons Posted on August 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 19, 2009

Not that the Czar trusts Rasmussen any better than anyone else, but he quickly acknowledges that Rasmussen seems to produce the most interesting poll results. As you have heard, one in two Americans is not digging Hope and Change, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Axis of Arrogance, Barack Obama, Congress, Democrats, It Must Be Bush's Fault, Politics, Republicans

HR 3200, Pages 601-700

The Gormogons Posted on August 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 19, 2009

HR 3200, Pages 601-700 To read the Czar’s review of HR 3200, pages 501-600, please click here. We now move into rather sinister territories. By now, proponents of the bill will be wagging their fingers at the Czar’s post from … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Medicine, Republicans, The Czar Reads HR 3200

Is this to be respected or repulsed?

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2009 by GorTAugust 18, 2009

Rep. Massa has been really good about holding town hall meetings and listening to his constituents. So when he comes out and says that he’ll vote against those he represents if he thinks he’s doing the right thing, is that … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare

HR 3200, Pages 201-300

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 15, 2009

To read the Czar’s review of HR 3200, pages 101-200, please click here. Meanwhile, let’s get going and plow into pages 201-300. Poor Ronald Reagan. Perhaps you remember, as the Czar does, the astonishing Tax Reform Act of 1986. This … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, ObamaCare, Ronald Reagan, Socialized Medicine, The Czar Reads HR 3200

Another Scientific Betrayal by the Dems

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 10, 2009

If you want to see more Democratic hypocrisy, you are in luck. You never need to wait long. Because remember: Obama is the science and technology president! Scientists celebrated that the Bush days of public lynchings of physicists, and underground … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Liberals, Nuclear power (more now please), Science, Space, Steven Chu

Confucius is ashamed he didn’t think of this point.

The Gormogons Posted on August 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 8, 2009

Democrats in the House order eight G5 Gulfstream jets for $550 million that will be used by the Pentagon to ferry around VIPs in Congress — even though the Pentagon says it does not need or want the planes. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Defense spending, Democrats, F-22, Government spending, House of Represenatives

Donkeys and Jackasses

The Gormogons Posted on July 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 21, 2009

Optimistic signs of recovery abound. No doubt you have heard that some recipients of TARP funds have already begun paying the money back. This is very good news, because it shows the American business can heal itself, and the government … Continue reading →

Posted in Banking, Barney Frank, Commercial Lending, Democrats, Financial Crisis, Stimulus Package, TARP, Timothy Geithner

Political Science

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 18, 2009

Your Volgi sent us this little link, which explores why scientists hate Republicans. The Czar appreciates the assumption that it is worthless asking whether or not scientists actually do hate Republicans—by God, actually they do. The article covers the Pew … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, George W. Bush, John McCain, Politicians, Republicans, Science

What’s Next – A Stamp Act

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2009 by The MandarinJuly 16, 2009

Funny, but the last time someone tried to put a tax on tea it set off a slight public disturbance, and by that I mean the Boston Tea Party and eventually the American Revolution. Spend more than you have and … Continue reading →

Posted in Boston Tea Party, Democrats, Taxes, Tea Party

Re: Fierce Creatures

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 10, 2009

Czar наш, You must have misunderstood Congressman Waxman. The Democrats made it clear that “questioning someone’s patriotism” is a political crime that is beyond the pale, despicable, un-American, un-patriotic… Hmm. if only someone had written a book about the leftist … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Henry Waxman, Jonah Goldberg, Liberal Fascism

Fierce Creatures

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 10, 2009

Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Stalin), if this has not been said too many times here, is an outrageous idiot. By now you have heard this statement, from a radio interview he gave: “It appears that the Republican Party leadership in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Freedom of Speech, Henry Waxman, Liberal Fascism, Republicans

Good Ad

The Gormogons Posted on July 8, 2009 by GorTJuly 8, 2009

Maybe the GOP is reading us here.h/t Michael Goldfarb at The Weekly Standard GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Republicans

The sheep’s clothing comes off

The Gormogons Posted on July 8, 2009 by GorTJuly 8, 2009

Remember that whole “I wasn’t briefed, I forget, they lied” tiff between Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and the CIA? It shouldn’t be fading away and with recent events, they likely will resurface. The 2010 Intelligence Bill was recently being marked … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Democrats, Nancy Pelosi, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Party of Do Over

The Gormogons Posted on July 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 4, 2009

The Czar found a website called Democrats Against Obama, and wondered what it might contain. Information on our 44th president’s policies and misfires? Editorial commentary on his next steps? Plans to improve the Democratic party? Well. It does contain a … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats

Civic Duty

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2009 by GorTJuly 2, 2009

Anyone who has read historical books about the early American “politicians” (i.e. Washington, Adams, Jefferson, et al – and quotes on purpose as you’ll understand shortly) will clearly know that none of these people viewed the role of state representative, … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Waste and Fraud

WaPo tries to nudge Democrats out of isolationist stupor and Obama from his “neutrality”

The Gormogons Posted on June 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 28, 2009

They headline their Saturday editorial: Iran’s LessonsShouldn’t ‘realism’ mandate regime change? And they conclude: Still, by now it ought to be clear that the best chance to protect what Mr. Obama calls “core U.S. security interests” lies in a victory … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Foreign Policy, Iran, Washington Post - WaPo

Gore Bore?

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 25, 2009

Some House Democrats are struggling to get an ill-advised energy tax bill passed. Many Dems believe this will unrealistically hike energy taxes. Republicans think it’s bad business and bad for business. Evidently, they do not have the votes to get … Continue reading →

Posted in Al Gore, Democrats, Energy, Nancy Pelosi

Re: Hope and Change

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 16, 2009

GorTechie may not be aware that your Volgi, the inscrutable Mandarin, and the Czar discussed Mr. Walpin (played here by Roger Ebert) earlier this week. Confucius* asked us if we wanted to comment on the Chicago-style politics inflicted upon Mr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, The Obama Amateur Hour

Hope and Change…

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2009 by GorTJune 16, 2009

…or maybe just cronyism and Chicago-land politics – decide for yourself. Of course, there was the general outrage at Bush firing the US Attorneys, but this will likely get swept under the rug. These are not the details behind Obama … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, The Obama Amateur Hour

Real and Imaginary Terror is Still Terror (updated)

The Gormogons Posted on May 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 21, 2009

In a curious coincidence, as Dick Cheney is warning the nation that POTUS Obama is neglecting the safety and security of Americans, comes news that we averted a substantial terrorist threat in New York City. Nice work, NYPD and FBI! … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chuck Schumer, Democrats, Islamic Terror, National Security, Terrorism

What Happened to All My Millionaires?

The Gormogons Posted on May 19, 2009 by 'PuterMay 19, 2009

First Maryland, now Nueva Jork. As noted in today’s Wall Street Journal, states are lining up to increase revenue by sticking it to the rich. However, the states ignore ample evidence that capital (and the owners thereof) is mobile, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Maryland, New York

Fixing the GOP Image

The Gormogons Posted on May 15, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 15, 2009

The Czar is getting overwhelmed, and frankly a little tired, of blog after blog focused on what Republicans and/or Conservatives need to do in the Age of Obama. So much so, that he decided to write his own. Interestingly, almost … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Liberals, Republicans

It All Depends On One’s Perspective

The Gormogons Posted on May 15, 2009 by 'PuterMay 15, 2009

‘Puter’s been thinking lately. The American Left utterly abhors America’s government using force or the threat thereof to defend itself against external threats, no matter how great the danger (see, e.g., Islamic terrorism). However, the American Left has no problem … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Obama Administration

Gump, You’re a Goddamn Genius!

The Gormogons Posted on May 14, 2009 by GorTJune 5, 2020

Problem: After running a budget surplus under a republican governor, the democrat governor (and the democrat-dominated state legislature) run the state of Maryland (to which a number of the Gormogons have close ties, if that hasn’t been apparent) into a … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Maryland

Democrats and School Choice

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 6, 2009

Remember next time they’re trying to sell you “green” energy or socialized medicine “for the children” or “for the little guy.” They don’t care about people, only power over them and the ability to reward client groups. Children? Eff ’em. … Continue reading →

Posted in D.C. Public Schools, Democrats, Hypocrisy, School Vouchers, Unions

Turncoats

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2009 by GorTApril 28, 2009

Not that it’s a big surprise, but Arlen Specter (RD-PA) has switched parties to the democrats.  We’ll see if he adheres to his message that he votes on his principles and beliefs vs. party lines (i.e. Card Check).  Honestly, I’d … Continue reading →

Posted in Benedict Arnold, Democrats, Leadership

Fannie II: Electric Boogaloo

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2009 by 'PuterApril 23, 2009

President Obama and his fellow Democrat travelers are applying the malpractice that led to the housing bubble in the mortgage industry to a new industry: credit cards. Credit card companies are in the midst of a significant upsurge in default … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Credit Cards, Democrats

Are We At 100 Days Yet?

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 18, 2009

And now, another Obama apointee has some brutal questions to answer about his past. In between the tax scandals, the foreign policy gaffes, the market-dropping-every-time-he-talks horror, the bailout fiasco, the banking industry preferring to risk failure rather than do business … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Democrats, Republicans

Line of the day

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 16, 2009

James Lileks. Ghettoputer will be cross-stitching this into a sampler and throw pillow, soon to be available in the official Gormogons shop. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Democrats, Humor, Taxes

ATM Politics

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 20, 2009

Welcome to ‘Puter’s world. Two top New York Democrat machine operatives were just indicited for taking $30 million (that’s MM for million, the rest of you) in a pay to play scam. They required financial providers to ante up to … Continue reading →

Posted in Corruption, Democrats, New York, Unions

Since You Asked

The Gormogons Posted on March 17, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 17, 2009

President Obama has criticized Republicans in Congress for their “just say no” approach to Obama’s budget. President Obama has chided the Republicans for not putting forth alternative ideas. OK, President Obama, here’s a freebie. For your FY 2009-10 budget, spend … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Republicans

Another fine democrat

The Gormogons Posted on February 10, 2009 by GorTFebruary 10, 2009

It was reported onthe news here in D.C. last night that Mayor-For-Life Marion Barry has failed to file his 2007 taxes.  This is after he failed to file his taxes from 1999-2004 and was changed for his tax problems in … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Mayor-For-Life

Draw you own conclusions….

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2009 by GorTFebruary 9, 2009

…mine aren’t too positive about this:  Apparently a mere three weeks into office and you know what is a focus area for the Obama administration?  The economy?  Well, maybe with the Giant Technicolor Stimu-porkus Bill.  Education?  No.  Health Care?  Maybe, … Continue reading →

Posted in Broken Pledges, Corruption of Power, Democrats, Who Watches the Watchmen

They really know what to do??

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2009 by GorTJanuary 31, 2009

Given this following video, how can we believe that the democrat-led Congress knows how to help the economy? They ignored warnings from the Bush White House repeatedly. They claimed that FreddyMac and FannieMae were not in trouble. So now, we … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac

More of the Honest, Ethical, Open Congress at “work”

The Gormogons Posted on January 27, 2009 by GorTJanuary 27, 2009

Wind the time machine back a few years and recall that the big push was for consumers to buy more energy efficient appliances and fixtures with the benefit that they will save tens and hundreds of dollars on their utility … Continue reading →

Posted in CFL, Congress, Democrats, Do What I Say - Not What I Do, Energy

What are we telling the world?

The Gormogons Posted on January 27, 2009 by GorTJanuary 27, 2009

The Senate confirmed Timothy Geithner as Secretary of the Treasury.  Of course, this is the same man who failed to pay his own taxes that we’re now putting in charge of the nation’s finances.  So what is this telling the … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Do What I Say - Not What I Do, Taxes

Sticking It To The Good Guy

The Gormogons Posted on January 13, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 13, 2009

As ‘Puter observed earlier, Citibank is intent on committing corporate suicide by supporting the Democrats’ misguided plan to allow bankruptcy judges to cram down (i.e., rewrite principal amount, interest rates and terms) residential mortgages. The much smarter John Lott has … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankruptcy, Citibank, Congress, Democrats, John Lott

Corporate Suicide

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 8, 2009

Unbelievable. Citigroup just signed off on a plan that will add substantially more uncertainty into an already uncertain market. That is, Citigroup now supports the Democrats’ plan to empower bankruptcy judges to rewrite the terms of borrowers’ mortgages on their … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankruptcy, Citigroup, Democrats

The Other Fairness Doctrine

The Gormogons Posted on January 6, 2009 by GorTJanuary 6, 2009

When Newt Gingrich (R-GA) and the newly elected republican majority entered Congress in 1995 with the “Contract for America”, they also authored rules that provided for the minority party’s opposition to be heard and acted upon.  This included the ability … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Nancy Pelosi

Democrats are Racist

The Gormogons Posted on January 5, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 5, 2009

So say the Democrats themselves. Black Chicago politicians are screaming racism because Senator Harry Reid (D-NV) was pushing for Gov. Blagojevic (D-IL) to appoint a non-black replacement for President Elect Obama. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of race … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Harry Reid, Illinois, Rod Blagojevich

Others picking up on us?

The Gormogons Posted on December 11, 2008 by GorTDecember 11, 2008

Looks like one of our favorites, Michelle Malkin, is vibing on the same thread as my earlier post. For a better written and thought-out piece, check her out here. Hat tip to her for pointing out that the 30th annual … Continue reading →

Posted in Corruption, Democrats, Rangle, Rod Blagojevich

No on card-check

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 21, 2008

Word is CBS won’t run this because Pelosi’s in it, and she’s on their Sunday show this week. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Democrats, Employee Free Choice Act, Unions

Ghettoputer’s new ride!

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 21, 2008

Click the graphic to read all about it! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Auto Bailout, Big Three, Congress, Democrats

Democrats Against Democracy

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 16, 2008

Very nice post. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Al Franken, Democracy, Democrats, Employee Free Choice Act, Gay Marriage, Mormons, Unions, Vote Fraud

Same ol’, same ol’…oh wait, I mean change!

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2008 by GorTNovember 15, 2008

“We’ve got 31 of the 47 people in the transition team”…so, what the American people wanted in this election is democrat retreads with a new figurehead. Gotcha. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Hope and Change

Nightmare Cabinet—5

The Gormogons Posted on October 26, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 26, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen, returning triumphantly to D.C. to work his magical mojo on the Deparment of Defense, it’s SECDEF “Red” Ron Dellums! FIGHT THE POWER! (The power being, of course, the United States.) To Congressman Dellums’ credit, his son Erik … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Obama Administration

Ha, ha, fantasy cabinet.

The Gormogons Posted on October 26, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 26, 2008

Of course, meanwhile, Barney Frank’s calling for a 25% cut in the defense budget (but he supports the troops! They just have to fight with pointy sticks and rocks. To be fair.), and John Kerry wants a New New Deal. … Continue reading →

Posted in Barney Frank, Democrats, John Junjus Kerry, War

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