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Halloween 2009?

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2008 by GorTOctober 23, 2008

GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Wealth Redistribution

The Fundamental Things Apply

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 22, 2008

‘Puter’s been doing more drinking and thinking. That is, in his spare time after watching a production of Legally Blonde: The Musical. Seriously. Don’t ask. Anyway, ‘Puter was thinking about the fundamental differences between a liberal philosophy and a conservative … Continue reading →

Posted in Casablanca, Democrats, Legally Blonde, Republicans

Democrats for McCain

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 21, 2008

Who knew there was such an organization? But there is, and they’re worried about (annoying capitalization and typo in the original) Obama’s leftism: AMERICA CANNOT AFFORD CORRUPT WELFARE PROGRAMS LIKE FANNY MAY & THE OBAMA TAX PLAN. 8 YEARS OF … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Liberals, Weatherman, William Ayers

Free Speech Dustup

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 21, 2008

While ‘Puter does not think the United States is on the road to having speech police, as Canada already does, ‘Puter does note that those on the Tolerant Left are among the least accepting of speech and ideas that do … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, First Amendment, Free Speech, Hope and Change

Maybe People Will Hear This

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2008 by GorTOctober 16, 2008

It looks like CNN is starting to pick up on the ACORN story. The YouTube clip shows a recent story where the first 2100 of 5000 applications turned in to Lake County, Ohio officials by ACORN were fraudulent. Eight members … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, CNN, Democrats, Vote Fraud

Pay no attention…

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2008 by GorTOctober 9, 2008

… to the past of the man running for President (it’s all smoke and mirrors…or an “illluuuuuusion”). That’s what it seems like the press and the Obama supporters are pushing. I think I’ve been clear in the past that I … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, National Socialism

With Some Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 7, 2008

Gay or straight, has anyone seriously ever been drunk enough where you would even consider doing this, regardless of the unsupported rape allegations? And the openly gay Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) should quickly hold a press conference accusing the reporter … Continue reading →

Posted in Anthony Hopkins, Barney Frank, Cannibalism, Democrats, Hannibal Lecter

McCain Campaign Suicide Watch—Suspended?

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 6, 2008

Doctor, I think the patient may be showing a will to live. We gotta wait a week to see if he really deserves his belt and shoelaces back, though. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Fannie Mae, McCain Campaign Suicide Watch, Old Johnny Mac

Janissary Arsonists, or “Are you stupid or malicious?”

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2008

Asks Jennifer Rubin, wondering if prominent Democrats’ indiscreet statements are less accidental than they have been taken to be. Your Volgi has no opinion. This is the ‘Puter’s turf. Especially because it involves his beloved Chuck Schumer. It does remind … Continue reading →

Posted in Chuck Schumer, Democrats, Financial Crisis, Harry Reid, Insurance Panic, Nancy Pelosi, The Worse the Better

Preach on, brotherman.

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 29, 2008

I’m reminded of that superstition today by the absurd overvaluation of intelligence and educational credentials of the Democrats. Of course, as Heather MacDonald points out it’s always possible to go too far in the other direction, but I’m inclined to … Continue reading →

Posted in Credentials, Democrats

Government as Religion

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 25, 2008

Two of the three Gormogons have extended family members who are true believing liberal Democrats. The Notorious OEV did a better job of choosing his relatives. As the election has approached, and truth be told, for the last eight years … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government Worship, Hello Kitty, Jesus, Mark Steyn

Kerry, Schumer, and McCaskill block Western access to Iraqi oil. China says, 謝謝!

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 17, 2008

Read all about this disgrace. Why, after all the assistance we’ve given to Iraq over the past five years, was the first major Iraqi oil deal signed with China and not with an American or even a western company? The … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Democrats, Iraq, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 9, 2008

The Volgi, who once spent a day moving stuff around in Fannie Mae’s office-supply room, is waiting for the baying of the congressional hounds for Franklin Raines and Jaime Gorelick to go to jail, like Ken Lay and the Enron … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Enron, Fannie Mae

Still at the kids table

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by GorTAugust 29, 2008

The democrats will learn someday that being petty, complaining about everything under the sun, and labeling everyone isn’t a winning strategy. After the McCain campaign aired the congratulatory ad, the Obama camp first responded to the naming of Gov Palin … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, John McCain, Sarah Palin

Me, me, me

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by GorTAugust 27, 2008

Admittedly, I’m not a Clinton (Hillary or Bill) fan by any means and I tend to be rather disenchanted by the current slate of American politicians. I tend to believe that when “politician” became a career and not just a … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Democrats, Hillary Clinton, Politics

Last One Out, Turn Off the Lights

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 25, 2008

Check out this little factoid via Megan McArdle of The Atlantic. Driving one million people (of 1.85 million total)out of your city in just 50 years is amazing. I don’t think even the Black Plague had that kind of kill … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Michigan, Urban Decay, West Beirut (Detroit)

‘Puter Wept

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 25, 2008

Out of joy. Not all Democrats are willing to roll over for teachers’ unions anymore. Check out Mickey Kaus’ piece at Slate (h/t Instapundit) for details of a forum that took place — heart be still — at the Democratic … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Instapundit, Kaus, Slate, Unions

My Brain Hurts

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 21, 2008

From reading Harold Meyerson in today’s WaPo. ‘Puter should know better than to read the musings of a proud bi-coastal progressive, but ‘Puter is weak. Meyerson puts forth a shocking, new Progressive theory: manufacturing losses hurt working class voters, working … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Dr. King, Meyerson, Progressives

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