Big F*@&ing Deal Alert! The Mandarin’s Orbital Laser Mind-switching Weapon (TM) is a rousing success. The Gormogons have successfully swapped the mind of gaffetastic Vice President Biden with that of Dr. J’s mancrush, economist Arthur Laffer. Dr. J has relocated … Continue reading →
Dread and Awful Czar , Today was a weird day for Dr. J in that both a Facebook buddy and a colleague in the Ivory Tower both made snarky comments to Dr. J. regarding Mr. Cheney’s clockwork heart given that … Continue reading →
Dread & Awful Czar, Dr. J., as you know, has been following Washington’s tax dilemma with baited breath here, here and most notably, here. President Obama presented his so-called compromise with the congressional Republicans to the wailing and gnashing of … Continue reading →
Dr. J posits thus: The more time goes on, the more San Francisco distinguishes itself as the last place on Earth that I would wish to live. The individuals they’ve elected to run the place are not fit to tie … Continue reading →
‘Great Ghettoputer, Yes, it appears that Dr. J refers to himself in the third person. The Czar takes no responsibility for this, as the Czar sometimes refers to himself in the third person. Sometimes we refer to ourselves in the … Continue reading →
Dread and Awful Czar, While we’re on the subject of foolish questions… If cartoon characters have 8 digits (3 fingers and a thumb on each hand), why do they use a decimal, rather than an octal numeric system? Best,Dr. J. … Continue reading →
Dread and Awful Czar, When I heard snippets of President Obama’s weekly radio address, I wanted to snort my milk. He can see the big losses coming tomorrow to his party and is trying to hedge his bets… This is … Continue reading →
D & A C, Happy Halloween from Dr. J. Mrs. Dr. J. Is whipping up some witch’s brew and the little interns are practicing amputations. I came across this article on the web. In it a Wyoming congresswoman is telling … Continue reading →
Yetis are apparently going into the citrus-fruit business. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →When October rolls around, peoples thoughts turn to employee benefits! Not really, they turn to football, the Phillies sweeping the Reds (yeah, it’s Doc-tober boys and girls), pumpkin patches and apple pie. But, it is also open enrollment time, which … Continue reading →
Speaker Pelosi announced the Congressional Democrat’s Pledge, but you’ll have to re-elect them to see what’s in it. Best, Dr. JRoyal Surgeon to the Gormogons Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Pictured: Inside Mandy’s Dreams Hey, Dr. J., you’d better cease and desist on that orbital ultrasonic death ray post-haste. I don’t give a crap what the hell Mandy tells you about hunting Yeti, but the entire species of homo vertex … Continue reading →
Today’s guest poster is none other than Dr. J. He can be reached for comments and questions through us here at the Big G. Rank and file Democrats in the House (and perhaps the Senate) are getting nervous about the … Continue reading →
