The Lord Is Risen, Alleluia! Of course, your Gormogons would strongly recommend using Bing to search the internet. Maybe for a while to show Google what you think of their celebration of Easter. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the … Continue reading →
It is a beautiful day, probably, where you are, and you should not be loitering about the Castle, regardless of your faith. But if you must read something, please read Borepatch’s essay, “Triumph,” which has one of the best interdenominational … Continue reading →
Dr. J. just loves fusion cuisine: Prepared by Kissmycupcakesbykat. and: Prepared by The Baking Archaeologist. Peeptastic! Dr. J.
Continue reading →Chocothulu! The candy that devours you back! Get them before they sink back down to the bottom of the ocean! Available in Green, Milk and most appropriately, Dark Chocolate. Dr. J.
Continue reading →From your pals at the Castle. Our plans for world oppression and domination will pause, briefly, today out of respect. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in … Continue reading →
Hans Holbein the Younger, Das Leichnam Christi im Grab, Kunstmuseum Basel. Morbid? Indeed. But Holbein’s point was: if you believe in the Resurrection, this is what was resurrected—a wrecked, even grotesque slab of meat that was once a man. Ecce … Continue reading →
Today is the most somber day on the Catholic (and Christian generally) calendar. For believers, today is the day where Jesus, true God and true man, offered himself in sacrifice to save us from sin and death, opening the gates … Continue reading →
The Czar also extends his Easter wishes to all (Christian or otherwise, which is pretty cool…because you can always celebrate the feast of Ishtar) this week or next. And ‘Puter, who is always right, may be incorrect about the Czar, … Continue reading →
The Gormogons wish all their readers a blessed and happy Easter. Except for The Czar, whose Easter falls next week. He’s all Orthodox and whatnot. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an … Continue reading →
