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Canadian Banking Hysteria

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller—he of the block quote—swung by the Castle lobby bar last night with a piece of paper in his hand. The paper was a printout from a website. Most magnificent Czar, etc & etc . . . A forum … Continue reading →

Posted in Banking, Canada, Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, Island Dweller

Teh Stoopid, It Hurts: Democrats and Student Loans Edition, Part 3.14

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter and Czar frequently rail against government backed student loans, bitching loudly and lengthily at all who will listen. Czar posted about the issue three days ago, and ‘Puter presciently posted on student loans nearly three years ago, on December … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, College, Commercial Lending, Democrats, Finance, Financial Industry, Government Control, Massachusetts, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, Stupidity, Subprime Lending

Fixing the Student Loan Crisis in Zero Steps

The Gormogons Posted on July 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Imagine how things could work if the free market were to handle student loans. Sorry, Drew. The best interest rate you’re getting will be 18.7 percent. Maybe majoring in Klingon Literature at Case Western was a bad idea. Also, bringing … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, College, Finance, Financial Industry, Stupidity

NYT: New Pro-Consumer Mortgage Rules Enacted, Consumers Hardest Hit

The Gormogons Posted on April 24, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

The New York Times ran an interesting article today on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau’s draftsof new consumer mortgage rules. Well, the article interested ‘Puter, anyway. Mostly because the article proved ‘Puter’s longstanding position correct. You see, CFPB’s new regulations … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Economics, Financial Industry, Mortgage Lending, New York Times - NYT, Stupid People

Democrats Screw The Little Guy. Again.

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Elizabeth Warren was originally slatedto head the CFPB. This is the best picture‘Puter could find of her. It’s stunning how closely Sen. Warren resembles her ancestorChief Wahoo, noble mascot of MLB’s totallynot racist Cleveland Indians. Unless you’re in the financial … Continue reading →

Posted in Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Democrats, Economics, Fannie Mae, Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, Freddie Mac, Gubbamint, Mortgage Lending, Stupid People, Stupidity

Obama’s Suit Against Bank of America Is Baseless

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mind you, ‘Puter’s impression of U.S. Attorney Preet S. Bharara’s action against Bank of America is based entirely on Mr. Bharara’s press release, which you may review here. Here’s a very brief synopsis of the government’s claims. For a more … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, Gubbamint, Idiot criminals, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Waste and Fraud

Amphetamine Aided Economic Prognostication (Also, WTF Happened to ‘Puter?)

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter has been remiss in posting lately. There are a couple of reasons. First, ‘Puter has been lights-out crazy at work. ‘Puter’s in the financial industry, concentrating in the secondary market for sub-performing and non-performing secured commercial debt. Think Bain … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, ADHD, Financial Industry, U.S. Economy

Today’s Installment of ‘Puter Told You So

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

As regular readers know, ‘Puter is a high-functioning simpleton, but one with Cassandra-like powers of prognostication. Also, like Cassandra, ‘Puter is cruelly fated to never be believed. Let’s review a few of ‘Puter’s most recent economic prognostications: 1. The failure … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Banking, Economics, Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, Foreclosures, National Debt, U.S. Economy

Homeowner’s Insurance: Paying For Incompetence

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Checked your homeowner’s insurance lately? A lot of people pay off their mortgage with property taxes and homeowner’s insurance rolled into a lump sum (“escrow”). Each month, they either write a check or use an auto-deduction to pay that off. … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, Housing Crisis, Insurance

New Financial World Order

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter was reading this post regarding the failed HAMP program over at Megan McArdle’s blog at The Atlantic this morning, and it set him to thinking. Flawed notions of consumer credit are what dragged us in to our current straits, … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, U.S. Economy

Mailbag: Stick it Right Back!

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Gormogon operative FR writes in: I just got a nice little email from Senator Warner letting me know he was looking out for little ole me by supporting the Financial reform bill. I was so comforted to know I had … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, Mailbag

Move more of world finance into New York? Not when we can tax and regulate!

The Gormogons Posted on July 15, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

New York and London have long competed to be the global capital of global capital. With plenty of business to go around, the competition has usually been friendly; now, as the West’s financial industry shrinks, it could become fierce. London … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Financial Industry, London, New York, Taxes

Dance With The One What Brung You

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 28, 2009

‘Puter’s not particularly smart. Or handsome, either, for that matter. But it seems to ‘Puter, sitting smack in the middle of this financial crisis, that America hasn’t given capitalism a chance to work yet. Capitalism assumes that there will be … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Capitalism, Economic policy, Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, George W. Bush

Harvard MBAs and the Crisis

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 11, 2009

The ŒV and Czar have spent many a year in the company of high-powered MBAs, and commend to you this brutal takedown by one of their own. I might make a few comments in defense of what I always called … Continue reading →

Posted in Consulting, Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, MBAs

‘Puter’s Rear View Mirror

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 5, 2009

‘Puter’s more than passingly familiar with the financial services industry, the industry being pummeled the hardest (and deservedly so) by the current downturn. As such, ‘Puter’s been thinking about the many companies that have failed, and any commonalities among them. … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Industry, Fiscal Crisis, Greeks

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