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Germany, Russia, and Ukraine

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

All countries sometimes conduct policy based on stereotypes and a bit of wish-fulfillment. John Vinocur in the WSJ (paywalled, alas) discusses the role unreality plays in German attitudes towards Russia and the present-day implications thereof. This is pretty much exactly … Continue reading →

Posted in Angela Merkel, Germany, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine

Guns: How did I not know this?

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Confucius* is a bit of a gun-history nut. Skip this post if you suspect it won’t interest you. Apparently Confucius is not a big enough nut, as a hugely significant bit of trivia has thus far eluded his gaze. For … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Germany, Guns, Soviet Union

ŒV: Putin & the Pax Americana

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Putin and others are hacking at the Pax Americana which sustains our historically peaceful, prosperous world. They need to be deterred, and we and our allies need to be serious about rebuilding the institutions, especially militaries, which have sustained it. As the Gormogons’ usual … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Crimea, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Germany, India, Latvia-Lithuania-Estonia, NATO, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine

Drive faster towards the cliff, please

The Gormogons Posted on May 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This week, at Camp David, well Reuters does it better: U.S. President Barack Obama will press European leaders to ease up on fiscal austerity and focus on economic growth at a summit on Saturday that will discuss ways to stem … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Camp David, Euro, France, Germany, NATO, The Obama Amateur Hour

For Our German Readers

The Gormogons Posted on October 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Herr Mann, mit Romney.   The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Germany

A United Europe…

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin happened upon this article from Reuters regarding former German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder’s call for a “United States of Europe.” Now if your Mandarin recalls correctly, the last time a German Chancellor looked to unify Europe it ended with … Continue reading →

Posted in Eastern Europe, Europe, France, Germany, Nazis

Sarah Palin is Attacking Germans!*

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

And not just the bad, Nazi Germans. But regular old, nuke-hating, Birkenstock wearing, razor-abhorring Germans! Oh, the humanity! But how? How can we be sure it’s Ms. Palin who is killing Germans? The logic, my friends, is simple. There is … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Fruits, Germany, Sarah Palin, Satire, Spain, Vegetables

What’s On Your Mind?

The Gormogons Posted on December 23, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Hey, Czar. Nice bit on the metric system. I get why the metric guys go with zero for freezing, and 100 for boiling. But what’s up with Fahrenheit? If water freezes at 32, what happens at 0 degrees Fahrenheit? And … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, The Czar of Muscovy

Because it worked so well…

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 9, 2010

…when the Weimar Republic tried to inflate its was out of its (brutal, to be sure) reparations, the Left keeps recommending it as an economic panacea. Look, judicious increases in the money supply are desirable and even necessary on occasion. … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, Inflation

Wilhelm Theodor Friedrich?!

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 23, 2009

Are you kidding me? A German company has built a .50 BMG “pistol.” It apparently weighs as much as a B.A.R. This is not a joke. 正 H. 名! Once again, the Gormogons’ operational security has been breached. The .50 … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, Guns

Re: They Chose Wisely

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 28, 2009

Note to readers: As GorT knows, but didn’t mention, the German political spectrum is much narrower than the American. Even the “conservative” CDU/CSU has historically favored an expansive welfare state of the type embraced mostly by Democrats in the U.S. … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany

They Chose Wisely

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by GorTSeptember 28, 2009

As mentioned below, Chancellor Merkel’s Christian Democratic Union, the Free Democratic Party and the Christian Social Union (a Bavarian, conservative sister party to Merkel’s CDU) won the German national vote this past weekend. Of note, is that the CDU and … Continue reading →

Posted in Angela Merkel, Germany

Nuclear Power: Anywhere But Here (And Here’s Why)

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 28, 2009

Germany is usually touted as among the greenest of the green European countries. Yet, election victor Angela Merkel intends to keep Germany’s nuclear plants operating longer than their required phase-outs. Why? Nuclear plants provide low cost electricity with no environmental … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, China, Democrats, Energy, Germany, Green Energy, India, Nuclear power (more now please), Steven Chu

Inflation is theft.

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 31, 2009

Those who inflict it are thieves, and they turn everyone else into paranoid victims. Glad Dr. D. mentioned this: It is no coincidence that the Western leader most worried about a new bout of inflation is German chancellor Angela Merkel. … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, Inflation, Monetary Policy, United Kingdom

Nagyon szépen köszönöm, Magyarorság!

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 20, 2009

“What Hungarians did here was very brave,” she said at a commemoration event. “Two enslaved nations together broke down the walls of enslavement… and Hungarians gave wings to East Germans’ desire for freedom. “The opening of the borders became irreversible … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, Hungary

German intelligence: U.S. NIE on cessation of Iran nuke program wrong

The Gormogons Posted on July 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 21, 2009

The Bundesnachrichtendienst (BND), Germany’s foreign intelligence agency, has amassed evidence of a sophisticated Iranian nuclear weapons program that continued beyond 2003. This usually classified information comes courtesy of Germany’s highest state-security court. In a 30-page legal opinion on March 26 … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, Intelligence Community, Iran, Nukes

Verdammte Scheiße! Dummköpfe!

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 18, 2009

Good news: Germany gives prestigious award to Israeli Bad news: Israeli is professional Israel-hater Germany is usually pretty sensitive about this stuff at the official level. How did this happen? The decision to present the Order of Merit was made … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Germany, Israel

Hatching a Bad News Story

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 8, 2009

The царица was reading the newspaper at breakfast Saturday morning, and hesitated at a story about gay penguins raising an egg together. “How do they know the penguins are gay?” she asked. “Is the story from AP?” the Czar asked. … Continue reading →

Posted in Gays, Germany, Liberals, Media Bias, Penguins

BAM!

The Gormogons Posted on May 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 28, 2009

If increased government spending with borrowed or newly created money is a “stimulus,” then the Weimar Republic should have been stimulated to unprecedented prosperity… —GorT’s imaginary grandfather, Thos. Sowell Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Germany, Government spending, Inflation, Stimulus Package

Europasiegestag

The Gormogons Posted on May 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 8, 2009

Happy V.E. Day to everyone, and a special thanks to the brave men who liberated Europe. V.E. Day is truly a celebration the heirs of the Allies and the Germans can share, given the spectacular success of the Federal Republic … Continue reading →

Posted in Czech Republic, Germany, Humor, Poland, World War II

Over-educated, dissatisfied…

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 28, 2009

…and lots of ’em: China Faces a Grad Glut After Boom at Colleges. This can’t end badly. I mean, disaffected intelligentsi have been an unalloyed blessing to, e.g., Russia, Italy, Germany, and the Arab world. Remember, there’s a reason that … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Germany, Italy, Russia, The Arab World, Trahison des clercs

No Sex; Milking More Hits

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 2, 2009

The Czar is not surprised by the discovery that German readers are flocking to our site in record numbers due to the phrase “sex milking.” Of course, this is a mistaken reference to an actual post on this site with … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, Japan, Sex Milking, Teh Intarweb

Busty Teutonic Princesses

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 2, 2009

We Gormogons had a noticeable uptick in traffic from Germany yesterday. Turns out, Germans are reaching our site when they search the term “sex milking.” Seriously, Germany. Get help. Right now. *N.B. The Gormogons are starting a new policy to … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, Sex Milking

Scare-o-flot

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 24, 2009

Great piece by Confucius’s former colleague, Reuben Johnson, on some crazy, crazy goings-on on Aeroflot. What makes it brilliant is Reuben’s tying Aeroflot’s cavalier disregard for international regulations with the Russian government’s general conduct. In a larger sense this episode … Continue reading →

Posted in Aeroflot, Airline safety, Aviation, Gerhard Schröder, Germany, Moldova, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Jawohl, Frau Doktor Kanzlerin

The Gormogons Posted on November 27, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 27, 2008

Merkel speaks the truth: Angela Merkel, the German chancellor, turned the tables on her international critics on Wednesday by accusing the US and other governments of making “cheap money” a central tool of their economic management, thus planting the seeds … Continue reading →

Posted in Angela Merkel, Germany, Inflation, Monetary Policy, The Fed

Is NATO Broken?

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2008 by GorTOctober 15, 2008

With the current economic crisis hitting all over the world and the sabre rattling from Russia, Germany has been placed into a keystone role with how NATO can operate. There is interest to allow Ukraine and Georgia membership into NATO … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, NATO, Russia

RFE/RL Roundup: Bear Watching (10/2) (Updated!)

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2008

So, what’s up with the медведь today? Breaking the Sarkozy agreement and keeping the Europeans out of South Ossetia, schmoozing the Germans, modernizing their nuclear forces (unlike us), spying on the Czechs, monkeying with their democratic window-dressing, and venerating Stalin. … Continue reading →

Posted in Czech Republic, Europe, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Germany, Nukes, Russia

Ha.

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 21, 2008

Putin: “Beginning immediately, my attorney will be explaining my Georgia policy, Frau Merkel.” (Title: Flawless Friendship—literally “friendship as clear as a loupe”) (That’s Gerhard Schröder, Putin’s Gazprom catamite, holding the phone.) Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Gerhard Schröder, Germany, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

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