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More Settled Science

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2014 by GorTOctober 6, 2014

As previously discussed, empirical evidence is the strongest for the common person.  When you combine that with the failure of scientific models – not factual data – to show causality, you tend to create skeptics and a general disbelief. While … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Warming

If Wishes Were Horses, Nobel Laureate Economists Would Ride

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2014 by 'PuterMay 12, 2014

Everyone’s favorite Nobel laureate economist Paul Krugman takes to the pages of the New York Times to announce the Left’s new position on global cooling global warming climate change. “Government has no choice but to regulate every sector of the … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Climate Change, Global Warming, New York Times - NYT, Paul Krugman, Stupid People, Stupidity, Suck It Czar

True Desktop Publishing?

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Nothing is random, you know. Not even randomness: computers are pretty good at generating random numbers, but in fact, the computer uses rules to generate random numbers. Once you understand how that works, you can get pretty good at detecting … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Computers, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Information Technology, Phoney Science, Technology, way too much technology

Just when you thought it was safe to go outside…

The Gormogons Posted on January 7, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In a world where there is no Don LaFontane to do the voice-over…SIGH. Dr. J.

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Posted in Al Gore, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Polar Vortex, Sequels, Sharknado, This movie really sucks

Pause for Effect

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

By now, our readers should know where GorT stands with regards to Global Climate Change – if not, go do some research.  Ok, ready? Over the past few years skeptics of the anthropogenic climate change theories have raised the issue … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Climate Change, Global Warming, Science

En Garde

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, the gun control arguments have been disarmed, and we can pretty well bet that gun control will never happen at this point. The US Senate won’t even entertain new legislation concerning firearms. Done. Dead. Finished. Also, forget about global … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Government Run Healthcare, Gun control, Health care, Progressives

The Boy Who Muttered Something About Wolves

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Remember about thirty-five years ago, when the Sequester was going to utterly destroy societies, completely annihilate Western thought, and thoroughly split infinitives? And it didn’t happen, and the President plunged in the polls? And then he made a series of … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Firearms, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Meteorology, Sequestration, Unintended Consequences

Picking Cherries

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Here is a really easy way to tick off a pro-AGW enthusiast: tell him that this winter is expected to be the coldest on record, or that we haven’t had nearly the amount of hurricanes predicted. You then get a … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology

A Word about Energy

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Last week Mitt Romney released his energy plan should he be elected to office in November. It consists  deregulating the heavily regulated petroleum and nuclear industries and opening publicly owned sites to facilitate the tapping into American and North American … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Convention, Economic policy, Energy, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Republicans, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

It’s All In The Presentation

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

NASA created a stir among the AGW crowd this week and a number of my AGW friends posted it all over Facebook. I assume you’ve seen it (see, it’s even made it into the techie sites) – the satellite images … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Media Bias

Things That Piss ‘Puter Off, Now With More Anger!

The Gormogons Posted on July 5, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter keeps a mental list of things that piss him off, and periodically shares them with his close friends. By close friends, ‘Puter means “anyone standing within earshot when he encounters something that pisses him off.” Here are a few … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Climate Change, Electricity, Global Warming, Gubbamint, Intergenerational Warfare, Mitt Romney, ObamaCare, Rant, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Washington Post - WaPo

Anti-Climatic

The Gormogons Posted on May 28, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The great and wonderous Borepatch writes into the Czar (and jeez, we hope we had his permission to reprint this; ah well, not much we can do about it now) to say: Your outstanding post covered the subject of Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Mailbag, Meteorology, Phoney Science, Science

In Other Words, Shut Up Leakey

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

For the record, and right up front, the Czar is a significant proponent of evolutionary theory. For him, the evidence is overwhelming and consistent. But when Richard Leakey says that the debate will soon be over, the Czar rolls his … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Evolution, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology, Phoney Science, Science, Stupid People

Ice, Ice, Baby

The Gormogons Posted on April 24, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

NOAA put out its “state of the climate” report.  It is interesting to note a few of the points that are buried in the report: The average Arctic sea ice extent during March 2012 was 3.4 percent below average, ranking … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Climate Change, Global Cooling, Global Warming

A Matter of Degrees

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

We’ve debated various aspects of Anthropogenic Global Warming here for years.  Largely the AGW models identify the increase CO2 contribution to the environment by industrialization and fossil fuels by humans as the primary factor in the change to global climate.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Warming, Science

AGW Proponents: Time to Listen

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some little time ago, a report came out that unquestionably proved Global Warming was a real thing, and that no reasonable person could remain a skeptic. Of course, a news reports claims that report is itself badly flawed, and that … Continue reading →

Posted in Carbon Credits, Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology, Skepticism

GLOBAL WARMING DENIURZ IZ TEH RONG!!1!el!eve!1!nty!!1!

The Gormogons Posted on October 25, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

In today’s Washington Post, columnist Eugene Robinson attempts to discredit those of us who are skeptical of the Left’s religiously raputrous embrace of The Holy Mother Church of Anthropogenic Global Warming. In his weak attempt, Mr. Robinson manages to increase … Continue reading →

Posted in Eugene Robinson, Global Warming, Phoney Science, Stupidity, Washington Post - WaPo

This Is What Happens

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This is what happens to rock stars all the time. Be sure to read the comments. Smart fellows, all. Now that we have been found out, we will have to leak some nonsense out that refutes all of this. Stay … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology

Global Warming Guide

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

CN rather expertly contributes the following: Most honorable Czar of Muscovy, who with a single effort of the pen of writing makes my most eloquent efforts seem but the ramblings of the unschooled child, it was my humble pleasure to … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Mailbag, Meteorology

Climate Change Proponents: 3 Things To Do Today

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar thinks he speaks for a lot of conservatives when he says he would like to be convinced about Global Warming. After all, there is nothing more conservative than preserving what we have; if it turns out that the … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology, Science

Hey, Close The Window It Is Coal Outside…

The Gormogons Posted on July 7, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin read a very interesting article today by James Delingpole regarding the fact that there has been no global warming since 1998. Well if you are one of the millions of people around the globe that have moved 1,000 … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Climate Change, Global Cooling, Global Warming

Classic!

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

From the WSJ’s “Best of the Web” section on April 8th: “New Warning on Arctic Sea Ice Melt” reads a headline on the BBC website. Ho hum, another global-warming alarm, right? But it turns out it’s even less alarming than … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Warming

Don’t Touch the Thermostat…

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Gormogon operative BG writes in regarding the temperature of Dat Ho’s hovel in the lower levels of the castle: O Mandarin, My Mandarin – I note with interest your claim that “…your Mandarin likes to … keep the temperature in … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Cool Weapons, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Nuclear Weapons, Orbiting Mind Control Satellites, Space

IceCube

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

No, not the entertainer – the neutrino sensor array in Antarctica was finished last month. It’s comprised of 86 tubes drilled over 2,000m into clear ice with over 5,000 basketball-sized detectors placed in the tubes. The “telescope” will observe neutrino … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming, Science

Eight Botched Environmental Predictions

The Gormogons Posted on January 2, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Care of small dead animals and Fox News: 1. Within a few years “children just aren’t going to know what snow is.” Snowfall will be “a very rare and exciting event.” Dr. David Viner, senior research scientist at the climatic … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Science

Baby, it’s cold outside…again

The Gormogons Posted on December 4, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Too good to even spoil this.  read it (h/t Ed Driscoll – nice!) GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Cooling, Global Warming

Meandarin’ Around Town

The Gormogons Posted on December 2, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

So look what the Volgi dug up in the basement. It’s from a 1954 issue of Collier’s magazine. Yep, before all the global cooling… wait, global warming… heck, now it’s cooling again… began. Do your Gormogons believe in man-made climate … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Mad science, Meteorology, The Mandarin, Volgi, Volgi (pronounced Volgi), Weatherman

Dr. J provides conclusive proof of global warming

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Yetis are apparently going into the citrus-fruit business. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Dr. J., Global Warming, Humor, Yeti

Borepatch with the must-read of the week (or month?)

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Global-warming J’accuse?Read the whole thing. Seriously. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Crime, Global Warming, Phoney Science, Science

Anyone want to buy a bridge?

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Someone at the White House must be reading us – now that the science is pointing at a possible future cooling in the next decade, they (yes, the infamous “they”) are renaming “Global Warming” to “Global Climate Disruption”.  Yawn.  This … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Cooling, Global Warming, The Obama Amateur Hour

Model this!

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Yes, I’m diving back into the whole Climate Change/Global Warming/Global Cooling swirl.  Specifically, while I agree the climate is changing (it’s changing all the time) I remain unconvinced that humans have had a significant impact on it.  While in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Warming, Stupid People

Whore-y David

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

According to Drudge, citing to The Star, former Vice President Al Gore has been involved in a two-year affair with Laurie David, self-proclaimed global warming activist and ex-wife of Seinfeld producer Larry David. Oh, and Ms. David also produced Mr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Divorce, Evil, Global Warming, Stupid People

Re: Dr. Jones

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2010 by GorTFebruary 15, 2010

We always strive to be accurate. So in fairness, Dr. Phil Jones said that “This trend (0.12C per decade) is positive, but not significant at the 95% significance level.”  So while we chew on what that means, note the graph … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Cooling, Global Warming

Snowmaggedon = Warmaggedon?

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2010 by GorTFebruary 11, 2010

Just when I finish shoveling out the driveway from the latest snow plow pass and power is restored, I get the first shots of the rants from the AGW crowd: record snows are in line with our AGW theories! SnOMG!#@#!#!! … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Cooling, Global Warming

China bitchslaps us.

The Gormogons Posted on December 24, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 24, 2009

They apparently took down Copenhagen singlehandedly (about which I’m not displeased); but as FotG David Frum notes: And not only wrecked the talks, but did so with a conscious display of disdain toward the West generally and President Obama personally. … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, China, Climate Change, Ferris Bueller, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Insulting our President, Supplication Slapped Down

We must act now!

The Gormogons Posted on December 18, 2009 by GorTDecember 18, 2009

Well, ok, maybe not right now.  In fact, maybe not soon.  The disastrous and dysfunctional Copenhagen talks are taking place while Denmark is likely facing its first white Christmas in 14 years.  Aren’t you glad that President Obama sent Secretary … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Cooling, Global Warming

Important Copenhagen re-post from Iowahawk

The Gormogons Posted on December 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 18, 2009

Carbie the Climate Clown, Emmett K. Bozo Distinguished Professor of Climate Pantomimology, University of East Anglia; EU Regional President, Union of Concerned Climate Scientists and Street Performers writes: These conclusions were not only endorsed by the scientific and clown communities, … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Clowns, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Humor, Iowahawk, Phoney Science

More Unraveling

The Gormogons Posted on December 13, 2009 by GorTDecember 13, 2009

So the current hot trend in the climate debate is to rip people blogging about the subject, particularly those who are skeptical of AGW.  Case in point, an unnamed author in the Economist’s blog section rips a post by Willis … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Warming

The Ents are going to war!

The Gormogons Posted on December 8, 2009 by GorTDecember 8, 2009

President Obama’s administration has declared war and we should fear the enemy.  This country has just declared a critical component to the life of vegetation on Earth as a pollutant.  They have done this through the corruption of science, misleading … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Cooling, Global Warming, The Obama Amateur Hour

When in doubt, trust a software engineer

The Gormogons Posted on December 3, 2009 by GorTDecember 3, 2009

Subtitled: Baby, it’s cold in this computer. Sure, I’m titled this post as such partially because I am one by trade and if you’ve learned anything from reading our site, we’re right (the Mandarin and ‘Puter are watching you, so … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Cooling, Global Warming

Climate Change & the Media, 1895–

The Gormogons Posted on December 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 2, 2009

The beginning of this report from Ed Driscoll (you’ll see him over there on the Album Blogorum) is really good at documenting the periodic climate panics of the last century. (The edits are a little jarring, be warned)Though the Robert … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Cooling, Global Warming, This TV show really sucks

Re: The Czar Makes Another Prediction!

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 30, 2009

Hysteria? Nonsense. Don’t forget, Царь наш, that we’ve already scientifically documented that Global Warming causes a whole lotta stuff. Via Jonah Goldberg. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Global Warming, Stupidity

Re: Here is Where AGW Really Takes It In the Crotch [edited]

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 30, 2009

Without wading into the philosophical weeds, Karl Popper’s famous principle that a theory, hypothesis, or principle is metaphysical, not scientific if it is not, in some way, falsifiable (i.e., testable), seems to apply here. Whether it’s a Kuhnian paradigm or … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Phoney Science, Science

The Core of the AGW Emails

The Gormogons Posted on November 28, 2009 by GorTNovember 28, 2009

I’m going to cut through the chaff and get right to the core of the issue with the East Anglia / Hadley CRU emails: the corruption of the scientific process. I’m not sure where these “scientists”* were in grade school, … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Climate Change, Global Warming

NYT: No, You’re Screwing It Up Again!

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 29, 2009

A week of surprises from the New York Times. First, there was the confession from the public editor that they screwed up the ACORN coverage because they acted like jackasses. Now, comes word that the New York Times is revealing … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, New York Times - NYT, Phoney Science, Science

When Science Loses and Politics Wins

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by GorTSeptember 29, 2009

Maybe it’s the ultra-competitive nature of the society we currently live in or the desire to be the first for personal recognition sake, but it’s a sad day when good scientific processes are abandoned and squelched in favor of political … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming, Phoney Science

1.03 Degrees = End of the World

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 16, 2009

AP is freaking out. The world’s oceans are the hottest they have ever been, ever, since 1880! And they state, as a matter of fact and record, that climate change has been raising the planet’s temperature steadily since 1997. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Associated Press, Climate Change, Climatology, Global Warming, TEOTWAWKI

That Lazy Old Sun

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 28, 2009

Regular Gormogons readers know that we tend to keep global warming and global cooling discussions at arm’s length, because most of the proponents of anthropogenic climate change (which covers warming or cooling) are shout-down liberals who call everyone else a … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology

Effing Ingenious

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 17, 2009

Anthropogenic Continental Drift! Check out the graphs and charts. H/T to the mighty Borepatch. The Czar reads him every day. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming, Phoney Science, Satire

Global Warming Propaganda: Latest Victim of the Gormogons [UPDATED]

The Gormogons Posted on August 14, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 14, 2009

The key to discrediting a non-rationally held belief system is with equally a-rational emotions. Like ridicule. Laughter. Given that Globalwarmingism is effectively a cult impervious to evidence (no warming? Call it “climate change” and proceed without blinking), the Gormogons have … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Cooling, Global Warming, Gormogonica, GorTechie's Time Travel Adventures, The Mandarin, Val Kilmer the Thirteenth Imam

Flying Around Reality

The Gormogons Posted on August 13, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 13, 2009

Let the Czar point out how anti-science the Democratic Party is. Again. Michigan Senator Debbie Stabenow, who is a member of the Senate Energy Committee no less, says that she can feel global warming’s effects when she flies. “Global warming … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Debbie Stabenow, Global Warming, Hurricane, Meteorology, Tornado

The Bigger Picture

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2009 by GorTAugust 4, 2009

Sometimes I read an article or editorial and I almost find myself saying out loud, “see, this guy gets it, why can’t the rest of them?” Bret Stephens has a great opinion piece in today’s WSJ about Global Warming and … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, China, Global Warming, India

There Is No Science, Inc.

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 30, 2009

Yeah, so the Volgi sends the Czar a link to a New York Times blog post by Nicholas Wade; within Mr. Wade repeats a comment by a psychologist who claims that scientists are humans, and therefore are subject to GroupThink; … Continue reading →

Posted in And yet she must scream, Big Environment, Carbon Credits, Global Warming, Phoney Science, Science

Save the Planet, Save the Mouse

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2009 by The MandarinJuly 23, 2009

While your Mandarin and his son were watching a Phineas and Ferb marathon we were constantly being bombarded with commercials for Disney’s new environmental project called Friends for Change: Project Green. On the face of it, it is an effort … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Disney, Global Cooling, Global Warming

She Blinded Me With “Science”

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2009 by GorTJuly 17, 2009

In these days of instant gratification, the general public is led about by the nose by a twisted pairing of professions. On one side we have the media, starved for ratings and competing for attention in the 24-hour news cycles … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Big Government, Global Warming, Phoney Science

Who Speaks for the Starving Vegetables?

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2009 by The MandarinJune 26, 2009

Well, FoxNews.com is reporting that the House of Representatives has passed the Climate Change Bill by a vote of 217 to 205. The Democrats have demonized CO2 with the help of the useful idiots in the “environmental” movement to pass … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Fruits, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Greenpeace, Homeland Haters, Sierra Club, Socialism, Vegetables

Science Lesson – Part 3

The Gormogons Posted on June 14, 2009 by GorTJune 14, 2009

To wrap up this series, let’s look at what’s really happening out there in the world. To echo one of ‘Puter’s points, I’m not arguing to do nothing – yes, we should be good stewards of the environment, but with … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming

Science Lesson – Part 2

The Gormogons Posted on June 13, 2009 by GorTJune 13, 2009

Do you remember learning about the Scientific Process back in grade school? Maybe between the teachers highlighted in our “Great Moments in Teaching” series, the failures to pass simple board exams and the union masters they serve, your teachers didn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Science

Science Lesson – Part 1

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2009 by GorTJune 12, 2009

Over the next few days, I’m going to spend a little bit of space here conducting a little lesson in science surrounding the hype that is “Global Warming”, “Climate Change” and “Ocean Acidification” (the last one is a new term … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Economics, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Steven Chu

♫ Baby, it’s cold outside… ♫

The Gormogons Posted on May 31, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 31, 2009

And it’ll be getting colder for a while, seems like. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Global Cooling, Global Warming

I See A Red Roof And I Want To Paint It White

The Gormogons Posted on May 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 28, 2009

The Czar is starting to think that DoE Sec Steven Chu may not be the, um, intellectual giant he was presented as. Heard this one? The way to combat the Eeeeevil Global Warming is to paint your roof white. Yeah, … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming, Mad science, Steven Chu, The Obama Amateur Hour, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Waiting for the Spin Cycle

The Gormogons Posted on May 15, 2009 by GorTMay 15, 2009

The Czar must be busy with his lab assistant and green Fiero otherwise, I’m sure he would have posted on this subject.  The EPA has recently sent a report to the White House stating that efforts to regulate CO2 emissions … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Global Warming

His Problem To Bear

The Gormogons Posted on May 9, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 9, 2009

Sometimes it can be rough being a Democrat, especially when your salvation and fairy god-president starts reversing promises and begins to continue the policies he once decried. How much of this have we seen already? Well, first POTUS Obama said … Continue reading →

Posted in Death Penalty, Gay Marriage, Global Warming, Government Secrets, Iraq, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

Bzzzz..Bzzzz…Bzzzzz

The Gormogons Posted on April 25, 2009 by GorTApril 25, 2009

No, that’s not the sound of a buzzer, nor is it the sound of all the news outlets reversing the reports naming the faux global warming as the culprit – it’s the sound of the honeybees celebrating freedom from the … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming

Summarization

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2009 by GorTApril 22, 2009

Just to catch up on a few of the recent posts: 1.  The Czar is correct in his discourse on the landlocked ice.  This is an opportune time for me to expose something that bothers me in the modern day … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming

Re: Archimedes

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 22, 2009

Readers can discover what perennial Iron Man contest winner GorTechie thinks about Steven Chu’s fear of a worldwide melting of ice in a global warming scenario. Therein, GorT references the Archimedes principle to question whether melting ice would raise the … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Global Warming, Meteorology, The Obama Amateur Hour

Anyone heard of Archimedes?

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2009 by GorTApril 21, 2009

Steven Chu, Obama’s Energy Secretary made a dire forecast at the Summit of the Americas in Trinidad and Tobago: human contributed greenhouse gases will induce climate changes causing global warming and the Arctic Ocean ice will melt causing sea levels … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming, The Obama Amateur Hour

Re: Are you serious

The Gormogons Posted on April 17, 2009 by GorTApril 17, 2009

The madness continues – Obama’s EPA chief is ruling today that CO2 and several other gases are being deemed as harmful and need to be controlled.  Remind me to see how my plants and trees are doing with those harmful … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Global Warming, The Obama Amateur Hour

Are you serious?

The Gormogons Posted on April 17, 2009 by GorTApril 17, 2009

Building off of the Czar’s recent post on Global Warming, it seems that POTUS Obama’s science advisor thinks we should entertain the notion of geoengineering to help the “runaway global warming” problem. John Holdren told The Associated Press in his … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Cooling, Global Warming, The Obama Amateur Hour

Weather? Or Not?

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 16, 2009

In the May/June 2009 issue of Skeptical Inquirer, your Czar found an article titled “The Great Global Cooling Myth and the Politics of Science” by John Fleck. SI has, true to its nature, retained a fairly conservative and skeptical opinion … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Cooling, Global Warming, Mad science, Science

News from the West

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2009 by GorTApril 15, 2009

GorT and family have returned to the East Coast after a Griswold family vacation through Arizona and New Mexico.  It was very enjoyable.  A few observations: 1.  The whole “global warming / climate change” mantra has reached into the museums. … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming, National Parks, Roadtrip, Sparky

On the upside, we probably wouldn’t have to worry about global warming…

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 8, 2009

…for a few decades. Seems like Jonah’s quest for Airborne Laser Volcano Lancing (ALVL) remains timely. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Global Warming, Jonah Goldberg

Carbon Scoring

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 25, 2009

Your Czar normally detests the Chicago Tribue as a dessicated synopsis rag masquerading as a once great paper, but a front page article caught his eye on Sunday about Chicago. Specifically, it was a discussion of whether the City of … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Carbon Credits, Chicago, Chicago Tribune, Energy, Global Warming, Kyoto Protocol, Richard M. Daley

The Czar Recalls….

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 1, 2009

In the late-1990s, Czar was once stomping West on Lake Street, in Chicago’s Loop, when he was approached by a young woman in a Greenpeace shirt carrying a clipboard. She asked the Czar if he were concerned about El Niño, … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming, Greenpeace, Liberals, Nuclear power (more now please), Science

Must Not Unwatch’d Go

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 27, 2009

The Czar is aware that most liberals promote themselves as more scientifically literate, and that conservatives are religious zealot Luddites. Certainly, there is a disturbing prominence in the media to promote conservative (especially GOP) lunacy, and some of it is … Continue reading →

Posted in Bobby Brady Jindal, Energy, Global Warming, Guns, Religion, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Kennedy, Science, Vaccines

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2008 by GorTOctober 21, 2008

Anyone else noticing the slight chill in the air (here in the DC Suburbs it was below 30 degrees when I left for work this morning)?? It looks like some people are and it looks like we’re in for a … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Global Warming

Brits Am Stoopid

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008

I have no words for the sheer mindlessness of this. Well, maybe “dumb*ssery” fits. Again, and ‘Puter will leave a more detailed smackdown to GorT, THERE IS NO IRREFUTABLE PROOF OF ANTHROPOGENIC GLOBAL WARMING! Even assuming there were, vandalism is … Continue reading →

Posted in Churchill, Global Warming, Great Britain, Thatcher

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