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Autonomous Vehicles

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2014 by GorTJuly 16, 2014

GorT came across a brief post by Seth Godin regarding autonomous cars and tends to agree with his broad assessment.  His summary: Self-driving cars are going to be a huge transformational disruption, and they’re probably going to happen faster than … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Google, way too much technology

But This One Goes to 1@!#EELEVENTY!@!

The Gormogons Posted on April 10, 2014 by GorTApril 10, 2014

The Czar and Volgi were kicking around in the Castle Rumpus room late last week and decided that they’d do some sprucing up of the place.  Their first target?  The website.  After hours and hours of beating their heads against … Continue reading →

Posted in Google, Gormogonica, Gormogons, GorT

Sochi 2014: We’ll have a gay old time!

The Gormogons Posted on February 7, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

“The practice of sport is a human right. Every individual must have the possibility of practicing sport, without discrimination of any kind and in the Olympic spirit, which requires mutual understanding with a spirit of friendship, solidarity and fair play.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Pride, Google, Luge, Olympics, Putin that Chekist хуй, The Obama Amateur Hour

Happy Easter

The Gormogons Posted on March 31, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

The Lord Is Risen, Alleluia! Of course, your Gormogons would strongly recommend using Bing to search the internet.  Maybe for a while to show Google what you think of their celebration of Easter. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Easter, Google

The Nerve!

The Gormogons Posted on December 18, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Guy lets his underage daughter start a blog and email account on Google. Under terms of the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act, Google immediately whacked her blog and email account until further notice. Like, say, when she turns 13 and … Continue reading →

Posted in Boo fucking hoo, Google, Stupid People, Stupidity

Letters to a Cranky Czar

The Gormogons Posted on August 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Your Czarness, As much as I fear incurring wrath from the Castle, I must confess that I describe myself, politically speaking, as, ahem, an ….independent. I do vote and so contradict your first point, and as you’ve now had the … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Google, Liberals, Mailbag, Voting

Made Me Laugh

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Pretty funny…at least (or probably) in a geeky way. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this … Continue reading →

Posted in Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Twitter

The View on the Street Is…Well, Weird

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

This is great work. A collection of bizarre scenes, colorful locations, and just freaking weirdness captured by Google’s Street View car. The Czar was able to positively identify one of these locations, and went to StreetView to see if the … Continue reading →

Posted in Google, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Why GorT invented the Nexus Googlephone

The Gormogons Posted on January 7, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 7, 2010

Not in the LEAST safe for work. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Google, GorT, Humor, iPhone

The Demise of Traditional Journalism (updated)

The Gormogons Posted on December 4, 2009 by GorTDecember 4, 2009

If you haven’t heard, Google’s CEO Eric Schmidt did an OpEd piece in the WSJ that focused on the demise of traditional journalism – specifically newspapers and news magazines. You can read it here.  The more amusing piece is here, … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Google, Journalism

Re: Re: Apple, Google, AT&T…

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 25, 2009

Quick clarification to GorT’s followup regarding AT&T and Apple agreeing to block the iPhone’s integration of VoIP technology. VoIP does not make calls over the internet; it merely uses a switched, digitized, and packetized transmission using the internet protocol (IP), … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Google, Innovation

Re: Apple, Google, AT&T…

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2009 by GorTAugust 25, 2009

As a follow up, AT&T has admitted that it struck a deal with Apple to prevent VoIP (Voice over IP – basically sending phone calls over the internet) applications to be deployed to the iPhone in an attempt to protect … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Google, Innovation

Re: Apple, Google, AT&T…

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2009 by GorTAugust 20, 2009

Eric Reasons of The Tinker’s Mind writes in pointing us at his blog entry here. The conclusion sentence is what we need to be mindful of as the government tinkers (no offense, Eric) with innovation: “The market has room for … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, FCC, Google, Innovation

Apple, Google and the future of data services

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2009 by GorTAugust 20, 2009

I enjoyed reading a decent opinion piece in the WSJ today at the beach. I don’t quite agree with all of the recommendations of the author, but would wholly embrace the statement: “Technology doesn’t wait around, so it’s all going … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Castle Gormogon, Google, Innovation

Mind the Furniture Store

The Gormogons Posted on June 20, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 20, 2009

Right. Well, as you know, GorT sent a message to the world by deliberately causing the Kaguya probe to crash into the surface of the Moon as a demonstration of our power. JAXA, Japan’s version of NASA (except they seem … Continue reading →

Posted in Google, In English Please, Japanese language, Moon, Science

Work Hard, Shirk Hard

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 12, 2009

The Czar found another way to waste time productively, and one that should easily occupy nearly all the Volgi’s day for the better part of a week. It’s a website, properly named Google Sightseeing. Click on that link, as this … Continue reading →

Posted in Google, Satellite Technology, Teh Intarweb

Beginning of the end for Google?

The Gormogons Posted on December 14, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 14, 2008

Hard to imagine their brand going down, but look what they did to Yahoo! But here, they admit their search engine’s primary merit, algorithm-based objectivity, is false. Time to move to ask.com? Via Buttle’s World. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Google

Is Change another Clarence Walker?

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2008 by GorTSeptember 24, 2008

So is Hubert Chang’s claim true? Google has exploded and continues to do so taking on a multitude of competitors (mostly Microsoft) in a variety of fields: search technology, web-based email, web-based applications, photo sharing, maps, location-based services, data centers, … Continue reading →

Posted in Fifth Beatle, Google

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