Thanks for the link, Blog of Walker, Canada’s leading teenaged right-of-center Vancouver Island blog—now with awesomely insane homoerotic vampire art*! As y’all say north of the border, we’re returning the favor, eh. And, hey, if you like us too, stick … Continue reading →
Although we’re not entirely sure of its utility, the Gormogons have added a “Followers” widget thingy to our sidebar. And, mirabile dictu, we’ve have our first members! A special Gormogonical welcome to Michael Bird of Yorba Linda, California, and the … Continue reading →
So, not to kick a Puter when he’s down, but St. Mildred of D.C. could in fact tell ’Puter that there was a St. Cameron, martyred at Cagliari, Italy (feast, August 21). Though to be fair, he’s awfully obscure. And … Continue reading →
But, hey, we’re groß in Germany this month. I have no clue why, but I’m happy to see my beloved Nordrhein-Westfalen showing up in force. Danke sehr, Deutschland. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →The Gormogons thank you for responding to our appeal. Everyone plan a vacation there now, please. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →The Mount Rushmore State is the sole U.S. state not to have visited the Gormogons. Get with it, people. We promise we’ll pronounce Pierre “peer” and not “pee-air.” Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →The lawnmower had it coming. And hey, my name is long, sure. And rhymes with an Umpty. But come on, know your Gormogon history! Who was the Œcumenical Volgi back in the day? That’s right, Confucius! And writing 孔夫子 is … Continue reading →
The Antient & Noble Order of the Gormogons began as a secret society in Scotland in the eighteenth century, dedicated to parodying the powerful, self-important Freemasons and thoroughly enjoying themselves. In their spirit, we Latter-Day Gormogons have founded this blog … Continue reading →
A while back, the Gormogons were asked—never mind by whom—to edit a collection of children’s nursery rhymes. As part of the consideration process, we were each asked to submit a sample. Nothing came of it, evidently, and the Czar had … Continue reading →
