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The Importance of the Gosnell Horror Story

The Gormogons Posted on April 12, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

By now, you already know way too much about the Kermit Gosnell horror story—and you heard about it from conservative blogs, Twitter, and Facebook. You certainly have seen or heard little coverage from the MSM. Let us be certain—they are … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Culture of Death, Death, Government Control, Government Worship, Gun control, Guns, Journalism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Murder

Calvin Coolidge Could Have

The Gormogons Posted on January 12, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

President Obama started with a much weaker economy than I did. No President – not me or any of my predecessors could have repaired all the damage in just four years. Also sprach Bill Clinton to the nation at the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Big Government, Bill Clinton, Calvin Coolidge, Government Control, Government spending, Government Worship, President, Ronald Reagan

No Free Lunch

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Our royal archivist, MBernadetteE, came up from the Castle basement the Friday morning, which was a source of great relief because nobody has seen her for three weeks. If you didn’t know, she has been diligently archiving, indexing, and filing … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Education, Government Control, Government spending, Government Worship, Minion, Oh Marie, Public Schools, Schools

The Code of the Free Market

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Over at the sunnier climes of Professor Mondo, the great professor was highlighting how the President’s speech on Friday has been offending just about everybody given that it was a blatant ripoff of the already debunked and derided Professor Warren … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Big Government, Electricity, Government Worship, Regulations, The Obama Amateur Hour

Four More Years of This?

The Gormogons Posted on January 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Arizona governor Jan Brewer, whom the media will remind you is a Republican governor, had an interesting thing happen to her on the way to the airport. She went to the airport to meet the President, who was arriving on … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizona, Government Worship, Stupid Politicians, The Obama Amateur Hour

Next Time Do Your Homework

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

More mail on taxes. Merlin carefully engraved this on a single grain of rice (which was easily the second biggest grain of rice the Czar has seen, as it weighed in around twelve pounds): Oh Great And Mighty Czar, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Government Worship, Liberals, Taxes

Ars Gratia Artis Sinistris

The Gormogons Posted on August 3, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Big Hollywood has a piece up by John Nolte in which he provides examples of federal dollars being spent to support starving artists whose works, basically, suck. Of course. This should be no surprise, and this premise explains two recurring … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Government spending, Government Worship, This artwork really sucks

AARP Hates Dog Poetry

The Gormogons Posted on June 30, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar was caught off guard by a commercial last night, in which a group of people begin to decry government waste such as funding dog poetry, treadmills for shrimp, and so on. Seems a bit early for a GOP … Continue reading →

Posted in AARP, Big Government, Government Control, Government Run Healthcare, Government spending, Government Worship

Utterly superb essay on the dysfunction of the intellectual class

The Gormogons Posted on December 13, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

So there you have it. The foundational assumptions of American intellectuals as a group are firmly based on the assumptions of the progressive state and the Blue Social Model. Those who run our government agencies, our universities, our foundations, our … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Worship, Intellectuals, Liberals, Progressives, Statism, Universities

Drastic Times Call For…

The Gormogons Posted on November 8, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Janet Daley at The Telegraph has an outstanding essay on the Western world’s acknowledgment that socialist government programs and democracy do not mix: [T]here is now a broad understanding that the social democratic project itself is unsustainable: that it has … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Government Control, Government spending, Government Worship, Progressives, Social Justice, Socialism

Первое мая!

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 1, 2009

Happy May Day to all our readers from the Gormogons, past and present. With the State now owning more interests in banking and manufacturing, the latter in conjunction with organized labor, we look forward to the boon time of endless … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Big Government, Communism, Communists, Government Control, Government Worship, May Day

Government as Religion

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 25, 2008

Two of the three Gormogons have extended family members who are true believing liberal Democrats. The Notorious OEV did a better job of choosing his relatives. As the election has approached, and truth be told, for the last eight years … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government Worship, Hello Kitty, Jesus, Mark Steyn

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