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Island Dweller on Extended Adolescence

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some snippets from the Daily Mail obtained just this morning discuss the changed psychiatric guidelines regarding the chronological age of adolescence. It would seem our British cousins believe the timeframe for this period should be extended beyond the age of … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Great Britain, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Liberals, Pop Psychology, Psychology, United Kingdom

’Puter & Elvis Costello’s «Prophéties»

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

’Puter, You’re attributing too much foresight to Mr. D.P.A. McManus. The “Arabs” in “Oliver’s Army” are not the lumpen Muslims you talk about. The vast majority of that group have always been Subcontinental, the “blacks” or “Pakis” of the unlovely … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Elvis Costello: England’s Nostradamus

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is almost exactly ‘Puter’s beloved2001 Nissan Pathfinder, which really hasvery little to do with the point of this post. ‘Puter’s not a car guy.  It’s not that ‘Puter doesn’t like cars, it’s just that he’s not the type that … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

شيطان بزرگ

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With Iran directly challenging the United Kingdom by seizing its embassy in Tehran and multiple hostages, you might be interested in some 13-year-old relationship Herman Cain may have had with the former drummer of Cream. No, wrong Ginger. Anyway, Iran … Continue reading →

Posted in British, Brits, England, Great Britain, Iran, Rule Britannia, The British Are Coming, United Kingdom

The real problem in Britain…and elsewhere

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Bad as the riots in Britain are, what’s most worrisome is the apparent lack of any ideas in the British establishment that could actually make such riots less likely in the future. The Tories seem vacuous, and Labour says, as … Continue reading →

Posted in Apocalypse now, Christianity, Decline of the West, Great Britain, Urban Decay

Now What Do We Do?

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

GorT has this great idea to go back in time and attend the Royal Wedding, which you read all about, below. While there, Mandarin says there is something weird about Princess Kate. “When did she become a blonde?” So we … Continue reading →

Posted in British, Brits, Great Britain, Mea Culpa, Rule Britannia, The British Are Coming, This meal really sucks

Royal Wedding!

The Gormogons Posted on April 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Congratulations to the happy couple. Naturally, the Gormogons were invited to the wedding, and we were delighted to oblige when Princess Kate or whatever her name is asked us to take a group shot with the wedding party. You will … Continue reading →

Posted in British, Brits, England, Great Britain, Royals, Rule Britannia, The British Are Coming

Tea Party Phase 3 Underway?

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar wonders if he is seeing a third phase in the Tea Party movement. The first phase, of course, was to be recognized. And that they were. From a loose collection of small protests called the TEA Party to … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, David Cameron, Government spending, Great Britain, Tea Party

“Dr. Berwick’s health-care model at work” or: Coming Soon to a Hospital Near You

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

In 2007, 239 patients died of malnutrition in British hospitals, the latest year for which figures are available. A wag might say it must be the English cuisine. But the real roots of this tragedy lie in Britain’s government-run medical … Continue reading →

Posted in Great Britain, Old People, Socialized Medicine

♫ Panic on the streets of London…

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

…Panic on the streets of BirminghamI wonder to myselfCould life ever be sane again? ♫ So, yeah, remember the guy Obama knew he couldn’t get through Congress, so gave him a recess appointment as head of Medicaid & Medicare? Right, … Continue reading →

Posted in Great Britain, Medicare, Socialized Medicine, The Smiths

Goodbye, Mr. Brown

The Gormogons Posted on May 11, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter’s never been a fan of the British Labour party, or New Labour, or whatever the heck they’re calling it these days. To him, it’s always carried the faint reek of Clintonian triangulation. Today, Gordon Brown, Labour’s current leader and … Continue reading →

Posted in Great Britain

What does Barry O have against the British? Part XVII

The Gormogons Posted on February 26, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 26, 2010

Washington refused to endorse British claims to sovereignty over the Falkland Islands yesterday as the diplomatic row over oil drilling in the South Atlantic intensified in London, Buenos Aires and at the UN. Despite Britain’s close alliance with the US, … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Great Britain, The Obama Amateur Hour

Touché

The Gormogons Posted on February 25, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 25, 2010

(Britain is a bit like Greece except with the Elgin Marbles) quoth Stuttaford. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Archaeology, Art, Great Britain, Greece, Humor, Rule Britannia

Government Motors 1975

The Gormogons Posted on November 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 27, 2009

Friend of the Gormogons Claire Berlinski writes: After the Second World War, the United Kingdom’s newly elected Labour government resolved to build of Britain a New Jerusalem. It nationalized the commanding heights of the economy and inaugurated the cradle-to-grave welfare … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, GM, Great Britain, Margaret Thatcher

Dr. D rips Britain

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 26, 2009

Characteristically ascerbic: Perhaps this would not be so serious a matter if the British economy were not a so-called service economy. It has been such ever since Margaret Thatcher solved our chronic industrial relations problem by the simple expedient of … Continue reading →

Posted in Anthony Daniels is Theodore Dalrymple, Gordon Brown, Great Britain, Margaret Thatcher

Special Relationship? Not So Much.

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 1, 2009

Great Britain and the United States have long cherished their speical relationship. Over the last century, the U.S. and U.K. together have rescued the world’s democracies at least twice. It would be criminally stupid for either government to knowingly damage … Continue reading →

Posted in Gordon Brown, Great Britain, Terrorists

Spotlight on: Scotland

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 24, 2009

Scotland tends to think of itself as a near-independent country. It has its own government, flag, and bristles at the notion that it’s a hunk of land firmly incorporated into Great Britain, like Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. Scotland is getting a … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Great Britain, Libya, Mu'ammar al-Qaḏḏāfī, Scotland, Spotlight On..., Terrorism, United Kingdom

Insane Middle-Eastern Conspiratorialism: Persian Division

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 23, 2009

Great piece by the often-deranged Christopher Hitchens. He’s dead right, incidentally. Britain was the grand villain in Middle Eastern conspiracy theory until the ’70s, when the U.S. largely took over. But that doesn’t mean the Queen and the rest of … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Great Britain, Iran

Coming to a hospital near you?

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 21, 2009

Families described some neglected patients at the hospital drinking water from flower vases because they were so thirsty — it was apparently beyond the interest or the competence of the nursing staff or any supervisors to get them a glass … Continue reading →

Posted in Great Britain, Socialized Medicine

The U.S. Economy Is Lousy

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 28, 2009

But at least we’re not Great Britain. Maybe a dental care stimulus plan would help the country feel better. * Bad British teeth allusions are low hanging fruit, but the old jokes are like comfort food in these trying times. … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Economy, Great Britain

“Why do they hate us?”

The Gormogons Posted on December 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 1, 2008

Well, arguably because we tell them we’re hateful. Hollywood’s basic trope since c. 1970 is that any American authority figure is likely a villain—or as the Volgi likes to put it, It’s Always the Highest-Ranking White Guy in A Suit … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Good Times' Racist Principle, Great Britain, Hollywood

Hither come yon unions!

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 18, 2008

Although Ghettoputer stalks the union beat with barely concealed fury, spitting nails and coughing up blood, your Volgi must trespass and post a link to this terrific article by Claire Berlinski, brilliant Friend of the Gormogons, in which she shows … Continue reading →

Posted in Claire Berlinski, Great Britain, Margaret Thatcher, Unions

Britons are entranced by the exotic in the U.S. race

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 24, 2008

No, not the half-Luo Hawaiian who spent a bunch of his childhood in Indonesia. That’s old hat for the heirs of Empire. No, it’s the candidate who’s so compellingly, entrancingly American. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass … Continue reading →

Posted in Great Britain, Sarah Palin

Brits Am Stoopid

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008

I have no words for the sheer mindlessness of this. Well, maybe “dumb*ssery” fits. Again, and ‘Puter will leave a more detailed smackdown to GorT, THERE IS NO IRREFUTABLE PROOF OF ANTHROPOGENIC GLOBAL WARMING! Even assuming there were, vandalism is … Continue reading →

Posted in Churchill, Global Warming, Great Britain, Thatcher

Whitehall gets it?

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 4, 2008

Sounds like the British government is getting its head around Putin’s revanchism. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Great Britain, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

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