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Guest Postcard from Bangkok

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The following essay is a guest post from JAB, at the Double-Wide. We remind our readers that you are welcome to submit your thoughts either as an email or as a complete essay. Dear Readers, Hope you’ll pardon an AWOL … Continue reading →

Posted in Doublewide, Guest Writer, New York Times - NYT, Thailand

Re: Re: What Makes a Right?

The Gormogons Posted on January 12, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Operative BJ would like to reply to Operative SMR, which the Czar—because he is a benevolent homicidal maniac Czar—encourages. Getting email from any one of you is rewarding enough, but when the readership starts exchanging ideas, well, then this site … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Also Suck It 'Puter, Bill of Rights, Constitutional Law, Consumer Rights, Guest Writer, Mailbag, Rant, Rights

Guest Post: Re: What Makes A Right?

The Gormogons Posted on January 9, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The following essay is a guest post from Operative SMR. We remind our readers that you are welcome to submit your thoughts either as an email or as a complete essay. Most Dread and Awful Czar, With regard to your … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Also Suck It 'Puter, Bill of Rights, Constitutional Law, Consumer Rights, Guest Writer, Rant, Rights

Plus ça Change

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The following essay is a guest post from Island Dweller because it seems the Czar doesn’t post anything of his own lately. But this great news, because we remind our readers that you are welcome to submit your thoughts either … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Financial Crisis, Government Run Healthcare, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Mailbag, ObamaCare

Journalism and Truthers

The Gormogons Posted on November 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The following essay is a guest post from Island Dweller. We remind our readers that you are welcome to submit your thoughts either as an email or as a complete essay. Your majesty: The more you study his diagram, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Guest Writer, Island Dweller

Secret Circus

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller has our guest post of the day. Enjoy! You know, you can write guest posts here, too. Just send ‘em in to any one of us and let us know you want it as a standalone piece or … Continue reading →

Posted in Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Secret Service

Guest Writer: Grandfather’s Day

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Our guest writer today is no less a celebrity than JAB, who writes to you from the Doublewide. &#147’The gentle but powerful influence of laws and manners had gradually cemented the union of the provinces. Their peaceful inhabitants enjoyed and … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Doublewide, Government Run Healthcare, Guest Writer, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

Island Dweller: Hiring is Booming…Sort Of

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller checks in on employment. Data posted today on the web indicates at least one sector of the economy is experiencing an employment boom, with numbers of these employees increasing 18 percent since 2009. The employees I mention contribute … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Jobs, Public Sector Jobs, U.S. Economy, Unemployment

Re: Some Experience Required

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller starts our work week off with thoughts on the Obama administration. Yesterday the tin can and string telephone down here at Shangri-La connecting me to Esteemed Associate began tapping. After picking up that soup can and pulling the … Continue reading →

Posted in Guest Writer, Iran, Island Dweller, Israel, Kerry Amateur Hour, Middle East, The Obama Amateur Hour

Island Dweller: It Could Be Sooner Than We Think

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller has our guest post of the day. Enjoy! You know, you can write guest posts here, too. Just send ‘em in to any one of us and let us know you want it as a standalone piece or … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, Government spending, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Welfare

Minimal Acceptable Standard of Behavior

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller has our guest post of the day. Enjoy! You know, you can write guest posts here, too. Just send ‘em in to any one of us and let us know you want it as a standalone piece or … Continue reading →

Posted in EBT, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Politeness, Walmart

Dumb Kids Rarely Become Smart Adults

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A guest post today from Island Dweller, who does indeed dwell on an island. In perusing the news screeds this morning I came across the following. It is a rather lengthy article re: the poor educational showing, not of American … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Stupidity

Island Dweller on Extended Adolescence

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some snippets from the Daily Mail obtained just this morning discuss the changed psychiatric guidelines regarding the chronological age of adolescence. It would seem our British cousins believe the timeframe for this period should be extended beyond the age of … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Great Britain, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Liberals, Pop Psychology, Psychology, United Kingdom

Island Dweller: It’s Not All Of Us

The Gormogons Posted on August 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar steps aside to let Island Dweller have a post today. Enjoy! Surfing the web a day or so ago (no pun intended, in light of the story that follows), I came across a story that appeared on the … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Guest Writer, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Indonesia, Island Dweller, Pollution

Guest Post: Island Dweller on Israel Pre-Emption

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is still so irate and humorless with the electorate that he is still willing to yield the floor. Today’s essay has once again been contributed by long-time minion Island Dweller. Dread and awful Czar:Being a life member of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Guest Writer, Iran, Island Dweller, Israel, The Obama Amateur Hour

Guest Post: Island Dweller on China and Japan

The Gormogons Posted on November 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is still so irate and humorless with the electorate that he is perfectly willing to yield the floor. Today’s essay has been contributed by long-time minion Island Dweller. The Czar always expected Japan would need to expand beyond … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, China, Guest Writer, Imperial Japanese Navy, Iran, Island Dweller, Japan, O tempora O mores, U.S. Navy

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